Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

[Gabriel Reproba]

One of the things I do with my seven children when we are all together (which is rare since my three ex-wives always want to drag them off to something or another) is the "Bible In A Sentence" game. It is easy and very fun to play. The rules are simple: Summarize the Bible in ONE sentence without using too many clauses and conjunctions. Think carefully and post your submission here. I will then post the answers my kids gave!

God Bless!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

One of the things I do with my seven children when we are all together (which is rare since my three ex-wives always want to drag them off to something or another) is the "Bible In A Sentence" game. It is easy and very fun to play. The rules are simple: Summarize the Bible in ONE sentence without using too many clauses and conjunctions. Think carefully and post your submission here. I will then post the answers my kids gave!

God Bless!

NOTE: This is NOT a replacement for reading the whole of the Bible, just in case there are any confused women out there.

[Cursed]

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SUBMIT or BURN.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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"I told you not to touch that fruit, woman!"

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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Humans are worthless until they accept Jesus

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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Objective and undeniable truth

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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The greatest proof without need for empirical method ever intelligently constructed.

[Wide-Open]

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God created the lot, wasn't happy, killed Himself as His Own Son, and will come back to destroy it all, at a to be announced date - soon, I hope.

[James Hutchins]

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Only God's Word matters.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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These are all wonderful! Here are some that my kids came up with:

God was so covenantally committed to the world that he gave his one and only Son that whoever believes in him may have eternal life!

God is in the process of recreating the universe which has been corrupted by sin and has made it possible for all those and only those who follow Jesus to be a part of the magnificent, eternal community that will result.

The Bible tells how the loving Creator God restored a lost humanity and cosmos through reestablishing his rule through Jesus Christ and the provision of life to His honor.

Apprenticing with Jesus to become human again.

'God so loved the world that the gave his one and only Son that whosoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life' (John 3:16).

The Lover of our souls won't let the romance die, but is rekindling it forever.

God made it, we broke it, Jesus fixes it!

(Jeanie Ann calls this he "Pottery Barn in reverse" view of the Bible! )


I obviously have some work to do since they all seem to have missed most of the message of the Bible and just focused on Jesus. While Jesus is Lord King, they need to broaden their reading to truly understand what True Christianity™ is all about.

[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

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How about: "The story of a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your lord and master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he (as his father) put there and that is present in humanity because a rib-woman and a man made from dirt were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."

[Hank]

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How about: "The story of a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your lord and master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he (as his father) put there and that is present in humanity because a rib-woman and a man made from dirt were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."

you homasexural faggit couldnt keep yer trap shut could you.

Ok here's my submission:

God was, is, will always be and we are his pet project so we'd better keep our mouths shut, dont be faggits and we will meet him one day.

[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

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you homasexural faggit

FYI: I am a lady and not a homosexual. I realize that your use of the "word" 'faggit' may be a general pejorative focused on my attitudes about life instead of my gender and sexual orientation, but I thought I would mention it.

[Wide-Open]

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How about: "The story of a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically bladibla"

Wrong Bible, wrong cult! Erm, I mean, that's what cathlicks do. Duh.

Did you get your daily troll forums mixed up?

[Jo Freddie]

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Wrong Bible, wrong cult! Erm, I mean, that's what cathlicks do. Duh.

Glad to see you acknowledge that the Bible is the book of a cult. OK she got the wrong cult but most of what she said fits yours.

Did you get your daily troll forums mixed up?

She is a follower of the Invisible Pink Unicorn so she is easily confused.