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  • Dora Peyne
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2011
    • 1

    #1

    God First! Family Second! Career Third!

    As they say in Mary Kay, you only get one chance to make a good first impression.

    I am a (pink) KJV Bible believing wife, and mother, and Independent Sales Director for Mary Kay Cosmetics. The motto of Mary Kay is, God First!
    Family Second! Career Third! Jesus is my rock and he has blessed my Mary Kay Business so that I am a free, pink Cadillac driving Sales Director. Glory!

    It all stated a few years back, when I won a free, in-home, Mary Kay facial. I was so excited, because I'd never won anything in my life! At that time, I was unkept in my appearance, had problem T-zone skin, and did not know the Lord Jesus. It was at this beauty session that the Independent Beauty Consultant shared God's Word and the Mary Kay opportunity with me.

    Between waxing my unibrow and the appricot facial scrub, I accpected Jesus into my heart as my Lord and Savior. My soul felt as soft and sliky for the Lord, as a Satin Hands treatment did for my hands (available as a gift purchase for $25). And I have never looked back.

    With the Lord Jesus in my heart, He has taught me not to accept any negativity in my Mary Kay Business. Just last month, at my free, weekly, Mary Kay training meeting (please bring $12 and a snack to pass) I was encouraging the girls, in my unit, to order another $2000 in inventory (you can't sell from an empty store, women do not like waiting for their cosmetics, and if my unit does not meet the monthly sales production quota, I am charged a co-op payment on my free, pink Cadillac.)

    One of my girls quipped, "But we've already maxed out all our credit cards ordering inventory". Now, that is just negativity talking, and we all know who is responisible for negitivity, Satan! All the girls in my unit know that I do not put up with Satan's negitivity. As a reminder, I had her hold the stinkin' thinkin' stuffed skunk for the rest of the meeting.

    Jesus has given me this wonderful opportunity to minister to women, and no matter what their circumstances He wants them to be successful as God fearing Christian women, wives and mothers, and, of course, in their Mary Kay business. Just last week, when I was doing my charity work, in the skilled living facility, giving free Mary Kay facials to all the crippled and retarded women who live there. I sign on a quadriplegic woman as a beauty consultant.

    Of course, she had her objections, like "I am paralyzed from the neck down" and "I can barely talk with this respirator." (Blah, Blah, Blah, negativity again!) But any good Mary Kay Businesswoman knows how to overcome objections. I said, "You have all these health care providers to help you with your daily needs, and your daily needs will be giving facials and cold calling." You should have seen how excited she was as I put the pen between her teeth to sign the Mary Kay beauty agreement. I thank Jesus everyday for giving me this opportunity to help women acheive their dreams.

    I'm so sorry for going on about my Mary Kay Business, when career is supposed to be third. My husband Carl, thinks it's so cute that I think I'm a businesswoman. Carl and I have been married for 10 years and have been blessed with three lovely, God fearing, children, two boys and a girl. As Mary Kay Ash points out in her autobiography, which is sent to every new Beauty Consultant in their starter kits, it's important to have domestic help, to give a successful Beauty Consultant more time to work her business. My Polish maid, Vera, makes the best Apple pie and helps me to home school my children with Accelerated Christian Education materials.

    I read Proverbs 31:10-16 everyday from my pink, KJV Bible.


    10Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
    11The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
    12She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
    13She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
    14She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
    15She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
    16She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.

    In Christ,

    Dora Peyne (I'm just DoPey for the Lord!)
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

    Are there any saved women out there can make head nor tail of this and translate it into thinking person's language?
    sigpic
    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

      God, family, job? Where is America on your list?

      My list is:

      God
      Landover Baptist Church
      America
      Sons
      Job
      Daughters
      Dog
      Remote control
      Comfortable shoes
      Wife

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      • Lycia The Repentant
        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 2019

        #4
        Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

        How are we supposed to believe you are a true Godly women when not only do you work outside the home (which in of itself is questionable), but that work consists of selling young ladies the attire of an harlot?

        "And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart. (She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house: Now is she without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.)"
        Proverbs 7:10-12

        The Bible clearly warns us women against doing such things, and by selling your products you are not only preparing your clients for an eternity in Hell, but a lifetime of being despised by their (presumably many ) lovers!

        "And when thou art spoiled, what wilt thou do? Though thou clothest thyself with crimson, though thou deckest thee with ornaments of gold, though thou rentest thy face with painting, in vain shalt thou make thyself fair; thy lovers will despise thee, they will seek thy life."
        Jeremiah 4:30

        Finally, do you remember what other lady was famous for painting her face up like a strumpet? Maybe this scripture will remind you.

        "And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window."
        2 Kings 9:30

        Now, if you wish to conduct yourself like a True Christian(tm) lady instead of a whore in heat, I suggest you rethink your career choice and spend some time reading the links in my signature.
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
        An Open Question to All false christians.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

          I had a feeling she was leading people astray, but, frankly, the emotional gibberish made no sense whatever. Your husband must be proud of the way you repeat his instructions in ways women might understand.
          sigpic
          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

          Comment

          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2193

            #6
            Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            I had a feeling she was leading people astray, but, frankly, the emotional gibberish made no sense whatever. Your husband must be proud of the way you repeat his instructions in ways women might understand.
            That is why sister Lycia is such a gem among the females here. She can explain herself and Scripture so that the other bints will shut their traps and actually understand what men are trying to instruct them on in the Lord's word.

            If only more Christian women were like here and sister Talitha...

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
              God, family, job? Where is America on your list?

              My list is:

              God
              Landover Baptist Church
              America
              Sons
              Job
              Dog
              Remote control
              Comfortable shoes
              Lawn
              Daughters
              Wife
              Brother Enoch, your list was slightly out of order.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

              Comment

              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Brother Enoch, your list was slightly out of order.
                I appreciate your opinion Brother Hutchins, and I do see your point. However the reason I placed my daughters somewhat higher on my list is because many are getting older and will soon provide me with dozens of fine grandsons! At this stage in life, a man must think of his legacy.

                And not putting my lawn above my wife was a simple oversight.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  God, family, job? Where is America on your list?

                  My list is:

                  God
                  Landover Baptist Church
                  America
                  Sons
                  Job
                  Daughters
                  Dog
                  Remote control
                  Comfortable shoes
                  Wife
                  You love your job more than your dog? You're not Canadian.

                  Comment

                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392

                    #10
                    Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    You love your job more than your dog? You're not Canadian.
                    Thank you!!

                    You're the last person I expected a compliment from, Didymus, you made my night!

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                    • Isaac Fisher
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 270

                      #11
                      Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

                      Originally posted by Dora Peyne View Post
                      As they say in Mary Kay, you only get one chance to make a good first impression.

                      I am a (pink) KJV Bible believing wife, and mother, and Independent Sales Director for Mary Kay Cosmetics. The motto of Mary Kay is, God First!
                      Family Second! Career Third! Jesus is my rock and he has blessed my Mary Kay Business so that I am a free, pink Cadillac driving Sales Director. Glory!

                      It all stated a few years back, when I won a free, in-home, Mary Kay facial. I was so excited, because I'd never won anything in my life! At that time, I was unkept in my appearance, had problem T-zone skin, and did not know the Lord Jesus. It was at this beauty session that the Independent Beauty Consultant shared God's Word and the Mary Kay opportunity with me.

                      Between waxing my unibrow and the appricot facial scrub, I accpected Jesus into my heart as my Lord and Savior. My soul felt as soft and sliky for the Lord, as a Satin Hands treatment did for my hands (available as a gift purchase for $25). And I have never looked back.

                      With the Lord Jesus in my heart, He has taught me not to accept any negativity in my Mary Kay Business. Just last month, at my free, weekly, Mary Kay training meeting (please bring $12 and a snack to pass) I was encouraging the girls, in my unit, to order another $2000 in inventory (you can't sell from an empty store, women do not like waiting for their cosmetics, and if my unit does not meet the monthly sales production quota, I am charged a co-op payment on my free, pink Cadillac.)

                      One of my girls quipped, "But we've already maxed out all our credit cards ordering inventory". Now, that is just negativity talking, and we all know who is responisible for negitivity, Satan! All the girls in my unit know that I do not put up with Satan's negitivity. As a reminder, I had her hold the stinkin' thinkin' stuffed skunk for the rest of the meeting.

                      Jesus has given me this wonderful opportunity to minister to women, and no matter what their circumstances He wants them to be successful as God fearing Christian women, wives and mothers, and, of course, in their Mary Kay business. Just last week, when I was doing my charity work, in the skilled living facility, giving free Mary Kay facials to all the crippled and retarded women who live there. I sign on a quadriplegic woman as a beauty consultant.

                      Of course, she had her objections, like "I am paralyzed from the neck down" and "I can barely talk with this respirator." (Blah, Blah, Blah, negativity again!) But any good Mary Kay Businesswoman knows how to overcome objections. I said, "You have all these health care providers to help you with your daily needs, and your daily needs will be giving facials and cold calling." You should have seen how excited she was as I put the pen between her teeth to sign the Mary Kay beauty agreement. I thank Jesus everyday for giving me this opportunity to help women acheive their dreams.

                      I'm so sorry for going on about my Mary Kay Business, when career is supposed to be third. My husband Carl, thinks it's so cute that I think I'm a businesswoman. Carl and I have been married for 10 years and have been blessed with three lovely, God fearing, children, two boys and a girl. As Mary Kay Ash points out in her autobiography, which is sent to every new Beauty Consultant in their starter kits, it's important to have domestic help, to give a successful Beauty Consultant more time to work her business. My Polish maid, Vera, makes the best Apple pie and helps me to home school my children with Accelerated Christian Education materials.

                      I read Proverbs 31:10-16 everyday from my pink, KJV Bible.


                      10Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
                      11The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
                      12She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
                      13She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
                      14She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
                      15She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
                      16She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.

                      In Christ,

                      Dora Peyne (I'm just DoPey for the Lord!)
                      I couldn't make heads and tails of that but I think you may be a fair Christian woman. You speak too much of your job though; tell us about your husband and children. Do you have pets? What about your church? Do you do much with the community?

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                      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1439

                        #12
                        Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

                        Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                        I couldn't make heads and tails of that but I think you may be a fair Christian woman. You speak too much of your job though; tell us about your husband and children. Do you have pets? What about your church? Do you do much with the community?
                        To continue on this train of thought (I know it's hard for the women folk), but did your husband allow you to come to this holy site, what kind of pie do you regularly serve your husband, what is the proper way to serve a steak, why are we not speaking to your husband instead of reading what you call an intelligent thought?
                        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

                          Welcome aboard, Dora! I'm a bit concerned about this Mary Kay cult you've gotten sucked into. I suggest you have a look at the following Web site:

                          Pink Truth

                          Welcome to Pink Truth

                          We are here to provide you the real truth on Mary Kay Inc., a predatory multi-level marketing company that has created a public image of "helping women." Please visit the pages linked in the navigation bar above to find critical information about Mary Kay Cosmetics. If you'd like to learn more about the ugly truth, feel free to read the articles on the front page or browse the categories below.
                          WARNING:
                          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22373

                            #14
                            Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

                            My list is:

                            God
                            The Bible
                            Landover Baptist Church
                            America
                            Hunting
                            Driving my Hummer
                            Serving God with friends (G.A.P.E. and A.S.S.)

                            Neither my wife nor my children or grandchildren made the list. I know all they are is a test from God for me to suffer through.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: God First! Family Second! Career Third!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              My list is:

                              God
                              The Bible
                              Landover Baptist Church
                              America
                              Hunting
                              Driving my Hummer
                              Serving God with friends (G.A.P.E. and A.S.S.)

                              Neither my wife nor my children or grandchildren made the list. I know all they are is a test from God for me to suffer through.
                              Ah, Cranky, with your advanced age, comes advanced wisdom. I can only pray to have the clear vision you do.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                              Comment

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