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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

    HAPPY NEW YEAR Folks!

    Here is a list of people I think will board the HELL Train this year.

    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Doris Day
    Mike Wallace
    Larry King
    Ronnie Biggs
    Ernest Borgnine
    Dick Clark
    Whitney Houston
    Kirk Douglas
    Etta James
    Bradley Manning
    Olivia deHavilland
    Don Pardo
    Jerry Sandusky
    Pope Benedict
    Oscar Niemeyer
    Lauren Bacall
    Lil Wayne
    Bono
    Annette Funicello
    William "Refrigerator" Perry isn't feeling too hot.


    Who do you think will be on board?




    TOOT TOOOT! CHOO CHUGGA LUGGA!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

      Justin Bieber
      Justin Timberlake
      Lady Ga-Ga
      Lady Antebellum
      Emma Watson
      Emma Stone
      Emma Roberts
      Zach Efron
      Zach Galafianakis
      Jesse Eisenberg
      Jessica Simpson
      Taylor Lautner
      Taylor Swift

      and Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in a murder-murder-suicide
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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

          Regis Philbin
          Michael Douglas
          Candy Spelling
          Tiger Woods
          Chaz Bono
          The Pope
          Don Johnson
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

              My GOD, Sister Daisy, if that graphic is posted, the un$avED will come crowding into the station like Black Friday/Dawn of the Dead and be spilling off onto the tracks!

              I vote Patrick Swayze. Let's dig him up and make Sure he's really Dead and either way, put him back on again. Make him ride in the caboose this time, too

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                • Sister Kitty
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 857
                  #5
                  Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                  Hopefully that liberal false Christian Fred Phelps will be gracing Hell with his presence this year.
                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900
                      #6
                      Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                      I have to make 2 deathstyle choices as 1st class passengers. The limpwristed George Micheal and the hedonistic Sheen boy, young Charlie. If either of them make it thru the summer then there was a deal made with satan.
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • Jedediah
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          Fisher of Men
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 6824
                          #7
                          Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                          I'm praying fervently for Leonard Nimoy to be flung kicking and screaming into the fiery pits of hell.
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337
                              #8
                              Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                              Axl Rose (AIDS)
                              Rosie O'Donnell (Obesity)
                              Alf (Nitrogen Deprivation)
                              Justin Bieber (Anorexia Nervosa)
                              Hannah Montana (stoned with stones)
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                                  Pastor of Praise and Worship
                                  A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jul 2009
                                  • 3890
                                  #9
                                  Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                                  Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees. I hope doesn't stay alive.

                                  I hope God strikes Warren Buffet with cancer too.
                                  Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                                  Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78555
                                      #10
                                      Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                                      Ravi Shankar (foreign rockandroller)
                                      Phyllis Diller (whore)
                                      Kitty Wells (whore)
                                      Ernest Borgnine (joo)
                                      Andy Griffith (Ultra Liberal)
                                      Donna Summer (nigra whore)
                                      Dick Clark (rockandroll pusher)
                                      Davey Jones (monkey)
                                      Whitney Houston (nigra whore)
                                      Etta James (nigra whore)
                                      Johnny Otis (masturbationist)
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • JustGotSaved
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Aug 2009
                                          • 519
                                          #11
                                          Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                                          That is one terrific image! I maight have to take that for my computer background!

                                          ANyway,

                                          Lindsay Lohan (self destructive)
                                          Seleena Gomez (at least one weirdo admits to stalking her, how many more are not talking?)
                                          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                            • Titus Templeton
                                              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                              Jesus macht frei
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Aug 2010
                                              • 5912
                                              #12
                                              Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                                              NENA
                                              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                              -Holocaust Jokes
                                              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 15708
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                                                  Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                  HAPPY NEW YEAR Folks!

                                                  Here is a list of people I think will board the HELL Train this year.

                                                  Zsa Zsa Gabor
                                                  Doris Day
                                                  Mike Wallace
                                                  Larry King
                                                  Ronnie Biggs
                                                  Ernest Borgnine
                                                  Dick Clark
                                                  Whitney Houston
                                                  Kirk Douglas
                                                  Etta James
                                                  Bradley Manning
                                                  Olivia deHavilland
                                                  Don Pardo
                                                  Jerry Sandusky
                                                  Pope Benedict
                                                  Oscar Niemeyer
                                                  Lauren Bacall
                                                  Lil Wayne
                                                  Bono
                                                  Annette Funicello
                                                  William "Refrigerator" Perry isn't feeling too hot.


                                                  Who do you think will be on board?




                                                  TOOT TOOOT! CHOO CHUGGA LUGGA!



                                                  JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!
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                                                    • Zechariah Smyth
                                                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Feb 2011
                                                      • 15251
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post


                                                      JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!
                                                      Sister, you forgot to update your list when Etta James was iced by Jesus.



                                                      You're doing GREAT this year, congratulations!

                                                      YiC,

                                                      Zech
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                                                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 15708
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                                                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                                          Sister, you forgot to update your list when Etta James was iced by Jesus.



                                                          You're doing GREAT this year, congratulations!

                                                          YiC,

                                                          Zech
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                                                          Brother, you must have not looked close enough. Etta was on the list too.

                                                          You must be tired from reading your Bible all day.
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