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01-04-2012, 03:58 AM

Re: What is Fap?

I thought it meant Famous Approved Politician
Unlike our Beloved Sarah Palin, Obama is absolutely not a FAP.

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01-04-2012, 04:23 AM

Re: What is Fap?

Fap is wanking ya arse piece
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01-04-2012, 04:30 AM

Re: What is Fap?

Originally posted by Clemence View Post

Fap is wanking ya arse piece

Now you're supposed to do it with your ass?!?!? Disgusting!!!!!!!!

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01-04-2012, 04:37 AM

Re: What is Fap?

FAP sounds homosexual
Not a fan
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01-04-2012, 05:16 PM

Re: What is Fap?

Originally posted by Roseluck View Post

I am proof of that.

And when you die you will prove my point.

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01-26-2012, 11:15 AM

Re: What is Fap?

the terms fapping fappable originated on *DISGUSTING TEXT REMOVED* oh and if you dont like my handle get a sense of humor.
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01-26-2012, 11:26 AM

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Son, we're not here to "get a sense of humor". We're not here to entertain you while you talk about your private areas. We're here to praise Him.

You're on thin ice, boy.

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01-31-2012, 12:34 AM

Re: What is Fap?

<<< Porn Anime Removed - Admin >>>
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01-31-2012, 12:47 AM

Re: What is Fap?

Originally posted by Jan Klaasen View Post

http://colouringbook.org/FAVS/2011/O...ring-555px.png

Son, we do not need your anime porn here.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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01-31-2012, 02:35 AM

Re: What is Fap?

I give women facials at the massage parlor I work at all the time. Fapping is actually the method I use to give them a nice clean facial. Here is a nice video depicting how to fap properly.

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02-05-2012, 07:11 AM

Re: What is Fap?

Originally posted by Jan Klaasen View Post

<<< Porn Anime Removed - Admin >>>

I thank God for godly women like Ellen, who fights your dirty filth.

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03-30-2012, 10:49 AM

Re: What is Fap?

Friend, do you kiss your mum with that potty mouth?

This is a Christian family forum, not a Tourette's fest.

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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-30-2012, 11:24 AM

Re: What is Fap?

Originally posted by Modern Slang

no I don't kiss my mom because that is a form of incest.

Ehm, well, I guess that means you get sexurally aroused thinking about your mom? Right? Eeeeeeuuuwww!

And I prefer not to insert Scripture in my backside, thank you very much.

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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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03-30-2012, 12:00 PM

Re: What is Fap?

Originally posted by Modern Slang

Why is your name "Wide-Open"? is that referring to your legs? so men can invade your backside? but back to topic. Fap, Fapping, fappable, and fapped, all relate to the word masturbation. end of story. your welcome Mrs. Palin, how you are very fappable indeed.

Track? Track Palin? Is that you?

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03-31-2012, 01:05 AM

Re: What is Fap?

I remember that word from my days of being a queer it is to self abuse or masturbate it is a disgusting thing.

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If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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