Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins,
which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.

And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them:

But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.

While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.

And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh;
go ye out to meet him.

Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.

And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil;
for our lamps are gone out.

But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you:
but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves.

And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came;
and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage:
and the door was shut.

Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us.

But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not.

Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour
wherein the Son of man cometh.
Natthew 25:1-13

Are YOU ready for the return of the Bridegroom?

The LORD warns us to be aware of calamities such as famines, pestilences, and earthquakes, fearful sights and great signs from heaven (Matthew 24:7-8; Mark 13:8; Luke 21:11).



Ohio reports 98 human cases of H3N2v influenza
Category: Pestulence


Powerful 7.3 magnitude quake strikes off coast of El Salvador
Category: Earthquakes


Will October be the Month of the War of Iran and Israel?
Category: Prophesy (Psalm 83)


Increase in Whooping Cough in adults reported by CDC
Category: Pestulence


ALERT: US deploys aircraft to Gulf amid Syria, Iran
Category: Prophesy (Psalm 83)

Will YOU be ready when Jesus comes again?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

WHY, YES I AM READY FOR HIM!!!

Every week I have my hair and nails done in anticipation for HIS return. Afterall, I want to look my best for HIM, my bridegroom!

GLORY!


JESUS, please do not tarry!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

WHY, YES I AM READY FOR HIM!!!

Every week I have my hair and nails done in anticipation for HIS return. Afterall, I want to look my best for HIM, my bridegroom!

GLORY!


JESUS, please do not tarry!

That's what I am talking about!!!

It always amazes me to find people think that by "being ready," they're supposed to be not surprised. What's the point of that? What good does that do? Instead, my family is ready in all practical ways! Why, just last weekend the twins wanted to go to a birthday party of a little friend down the next street but the LORD was placing a word on my heart: Prepare. In my Spirit, I took this to mean Prepare for the Rapture, and refused to let my children go. I want us all to be together when Jesus returns! Oh you should have seen their little faces scrunched up when I told them they couldn't go even though they'd been looking forward to it for weeks! You couldn't imaging the wailing and stomping that went on!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Ohio reports 98 human cases of H3N2v influenza
Category: Pestulence


Increase in Whooping Cough in adults reported by CDC
Category: Pestulence

Sister Mary, that is powerful, breathtaking testimony! However, I have a strong feeling that the two examples listed above are actually hoaxes designed to scare parents into giving their children autism-causing vaccines.

Obama's one world government wants as many people as possible to become autistic, because then they'll be dependent for life on social services.

Also, autistic people can't fire guns or read newspapers or do other things the Democrats find threatening.

[scottie bookends]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins,

which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.

And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them:

But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.

While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.

And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh;
go ye out to meet him.

Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.

And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil;
for our lamps are gone out.

But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you:
but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves.

And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came;
and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage:
and the door was shut.

Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us.

But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not.

Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour
wherein the Son of man cometh.
Natthew 25:1-13

Are YOU ready for the return of the Bridegroom?

The LORD warns us to be aware of calamities such as famines, pestilences, and earthquakes, fearful sights and great signs from heaven (Matthew 24:7-8; Mark 13:8; Luke 21:11).



Ohio reports 98 human cases of H3N2v influenza
Category: Pestulence


Powerful 7.3 magnitude quake strikes off coast of El Salvador
Category: Earthquakes


Will October be the Month of the War of Iran and Israel?
Category: Prophesy (Psalm 83)


Increase in Whooping Cough in adults reported by CDC
Category: Pestulence


ALERT: US deploys aircraft to Gulf amid Syria, Iran
Category: Prophesy (Psalm 83)

Will YOU be ready when Jesus comes again?

WHY, YES I AM READY FOR HIM!!!

Every week I have my hair and nails done in anticipation for HIS return. Afterall, I want to look my best for HIM, my bridegroom!

GLORY!


JESUS, please do not tarry!

Yes you all are some liar and fakes as well as this church that's just designed to turn people from the faith but we see your underware stop this, we see the man behind the curtain! May the Lord give you the hottest parts of hell for leading people astray like this and this fake church-Landover Baptist Church! Where are you located and who's the pastor!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Yes you all are some liar and fakes as well as this church that's just designed to turn people from the faith but we see your underware stop this, we see the man behind the curtain! May the Lord give you the hottest parts of hell for leading people astray like this and this fake church-Landover Baptist Church! Where are you located and who's the pastor!

I've seen Sister Daisy Mae's nails and I can assure you she is no liar! They are always impeccably manicured.

We are located in Freehold, Iowa and Pastor Ezekiel Flint is the head pastor. You can email him or any of the pastors here. They each have their email addresses in their signatures, which means they are linked with every one of their posts.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Yes you all are some liar and fakes as well as this church that's just designed to turn people from the faith but we see your underware stop this, we see the man behind the curtain! May the Lord give you the hottest parts of hell for leading people astray like this and this fake church-Landover Baptist Church! Where are you located and who's the pastor!

You must be a negro because you don't speak English very well. What I think you are saying is that you don't believe the Bible and that Landover is not a real church?

Landover is indeed real. As real as the FIRES OF HELL! We are located in Freehold, Iowa. Our Pastor is Pastor Ezekiel Flint.


Are you here to persecute us? It happens hundreds of times a day. It actually makes us feel quite blessed.

I hope you enjoy HELL! GOD does not take lightly to you calling HIS favorite church a fake.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Yes you all are some liar and fakes as well as this church that's just designed to turn people from the faith but we see your underware stop this, we see the man behind the curtain!

Please stop staring up Sister Mary's skirt. And don't refer to that section of her ladyparts as "the man behind the curtain". The proper term is "clitoris", if you must discuss such things.

What part of the Scripture she quoted do you think was dishonest?

[Bob4God]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Don't get me wrong: I am entirely opposed to gay marriage and all forms of homosexuality, but I personally cannot wait for the day my bridegroom comes and sweeps me off my feet, and carries me across the threshold of Heaven!

I have been diligently preparing for CHRIST's return for years, and so has my entire family.

None of my nieces or nephews are going to college, but have instead been compelled to choose to spend their youthful energy on evangelizing for GOD, so that they can catch up on their soul saving, so they will have something to talk about in Heaven with those of us who have been saving souls for years now.

[Rick Johnson, CEO]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

I am indeed.
I have bought a comprehensive map of America and have created a book listing all holy churches. I have also been storing some of Gods finest gas so that in the event of his return, my family and I can take the appropriate actions.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

I hope I have my baby before Jesus comes back or else I won't get to go to heaven with all the rest of you.


From 1 Timothy 2-

11*Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

12*But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

13*For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

14*And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

15*Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


YIC

Mrs. Aaron Portway

[Deaner]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

we see the man behind the curtain! May the Lord give you the hottest parts of hell for leading people astray like this and this fake church-Landover Baptist Church! Where are you located and who's the pastor!

You watched my underwear turn millions of people from the faith?? Friend, maybe your underwear would stop anybody from being near you because of the stench and therefore stay away from Baby Jesus. When was the last time you washed your drawers?

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Yes, Sister Mary. I think the Rapture is just around the corner. Things are definitely shaping up for the end of times. Prophesy is being fulfilled! Glory!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Yes, Sister Mary. I think the Rapture is just around the corner. Things are definitely shaping up for the end of times. Prophesy is being fulfilled! Glory!

Amen!

It's sobering to think that at the start of the third millennium since blessed baby Jesus was born to a woman who wasn't filthy and defiled by the usual unhygienic processes we are looking at definitely being raptured and going en masse to be with Jesus. We still don't know the moment but it has to be soon. I know people have got all excited about this before, in centuries past, but never has prophecy been so clear as it is now.

For two thousand years almost, Jesus has been imminent despite all the scoffing of Jews and Muslims and pretty much everyone else. I can't wait to see the look of terror on their faces as His fury is unleashed.

Revelation 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
Revelation 1:13-16
1:13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 1:15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 1:16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

Oh yes! His glory cometh.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

I have mentioned this before but I think it's worth repeating. I would advise everybody who thinks they maybe saved to keep their upstairs windows open. I always do. I have a repeating nightmare. He comes back in His glory and my raptured body floats up the stairs and then just repeatedly bangs against my closed bedroom window.

Be prepared, don't let it happen to you.

YIC

Jack