this is why you read

[liar mcguillicuddy]

Who I am and what I do away from the internet is not important. What I do on the internet aside from visiting online forums is unimportant as well. I came here because I wanted to have a discussion. I myself am surrounded by idiots in my life, and it can get pretty frustrating. Trying to talk to these people in my life is like trying to push against a wall; it's a pointless and exhausting experience. The people out there who are intelligent are very rare indeed. Luckily, there are online forums such as Landover Baptist, where I can spread my wisdom. Some of the members of this site are very idiotic, and yet I sense that there is a possibility of somehow getting into your minds, and helping to change and open them. You guys seem to be different from other fundtards.

After having thought over my positions on several political issues, I have decided I am "liberal" on progressive taxation, gay marriage, abortion, the nanny state, healthcare, and immigration. I am "conservative" on guns, voter ID, affirmative action, and while I am not as partisan as someone like Scott Walker, I do support limiting collective bargaining in times of deficits. But I do not support permanent abandonment of collective bargaining, just as I do not support permanent tax cuts. Certain gen-ed classes in schools are important, but speech and art are not among them. When it comes to gay marriage, I support exempting churches from having to marry gay couples. I'm okay with gay men serving in the military whether openly or not, but I can understand not having gays in the Boy Scouts. For abortion, here's the deal. If you want to decrease abortion rates, then support contraception. And don't forget to walk the walk. Be ready to adopt babies who might otherwise be aborted.

When it comes to political pundits, I respect Bill O'reilly, Greta Van Susteren, Mike Huckabee, Rachel Maddow, Alan Colmes, and journalists like Ezra Klein, Joe Klein, and Fareed Zakaria. mormons that I try to stay away from include Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and of course, Michael Moore, Keith Olbermann, and Ed Scultz. And of course, there are people in the middle, such as Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Lawrence O'donnell, Al Sharpton, Laura Ingraham, and Piers Morgan, who I am neutral towards. Away from politics, you should also watch South Park, and of course, the Boondocks, a black American anime. The best character is Huey Freeman of course.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Who I am and what I do away from the internet is not important. What I do on the internet aside from visiting online forums is unimportant as well. I came here because I wanted to have a discussion. I myself am surrounded by idiots in my life, and it can get pretty frustrating. Trying to talk to these people in my life is like trying to push against a wall; it's a pointless and exhausting experience. The people out there who are intelligent are very rare indeed. Luckily, there are online forums such as Landover Baptist, where I can spread my wisdom. Some of the members of this site are very idiotic, and yet I sense that there is a possibility of somehow getting into your minds, and helping to change and open them. You guys seem to be different from other fundtards.

After having thought over my positions on several political issues, I have decided I am "liberal" on progressive taxation, gay marriage, abortion, the nanny state, healthcare, and immigration. I am "conservative" on guns, voter ID, affirmative action, and while I am not as partisan as someone like Scott Walker, I do support limiting collective bargaining in times of deficits. But I do not support permanent abandonment of collective bargaining, just as I do not support permanent tax cuts. Certain gen-ed classes in schools are important, but speech and art are not among them. When it comes to gay marriage, I support exempting churches from having to marry gay couples. I'm okay with gay men serving in the military whether openly or not, but I can understand not having gays in the Boy Scouts. For abortion, here's the deal. If you want to decrease abortion rates, then support contraception. And don't forget to walk the walk. Be ready to adopt babies who might otherwise be aborted.

When it comes to political pundits, I respect Bill O'reilly, Greta Van Susteren, Mike Huckabee, Rachel Maddow, Alan Colmes, and journalists like Ezra Klein, Joe Klein, and Fareed Zakaria. mormons that I try to stay away from include Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and of course, Michael Moore, Keith Olbermann, and Ed Scultz. And of course, there are people in the middle, such as Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Lawrence O'donnell, Al Sharpton, Laura Ingraham, and Piers Morgan, who I am neutral towards. Away from politics, you should also watch South Park, and of course, the Boondocks, a black American anime. The best character is Huey Freeman of course.

I am seldom this blunt, but I wish God had never seen fit give breath to the likes of you. Good day.

[Redeemed Papist]

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But how do you feel about Jesus? What has He done for you recently that lit up your life?

[John Creeser]

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After having thought over my positions on several political issues, I have decided I am "liberal" on progressive taxation, gay marriage, abortion, the nanny state, healthcare, and immigration.

Liberal = atheist. atheist = hellbound enemy of God and that means you are my enemy.

I will pray you get brain cancer just like your liberal buddy Ted Kennedy.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Who I am and what I do away from the internet is not important. What I do on the internet aside from visiting online forums is unimportant as well. * * *

After having thought over my positions on several political issues, (Biblically unsound twaddle snipped).

Your positions, like who you are and what you do on or away from the Internet, are unimportant. The only positions that matter are God's. Have you searched the Scriptures to see what God thinks about the things that you've mentioned?

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

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Some of the members of this site are very idiotic, and yet I sense that there is a possibility of somehow getting into your minds, and helping to change and open them. You guys seem to be different from other fundtards.

Well, since you've asked them so nicely ....

After having thought over my positions on several political issues, (tl;dr)

As these people take every opportunity to tell you, they get all of their political positions from the King James Bible. What is the basis for yours?

[BelieverInGod]

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So, like the typical negro, you want your hand outs and you want guns so that you can "put a cap in the ass" of anyone who has something you want.

Color me surprised

[liar mcguillicuddy]

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What is the basis for yours?

Why good-ol' fashioned open-mindedness and objectivity! I didn't think that the correct political platform was going to be one that was 100% liberal or 100% conservative. Of course, I also realized that the correct political platform out there wasn't going to be exactly 50/50 either. And no, I did not just pick random political issues out of a hat and then flip a coin to decide whether I was conservative or liberal on that position. At least not the second time around.

[liar mcguillicuddy]

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So, like the typical negro, you want your hand outs and you want guns so that you can "put a cap in the ass" of anyone who has something you want.

Color me surprised

Well, I did vote for Barack HUSSEIN Obama, but I don't idolize him. He has been corny at times, which I don't approve of. Likewise, I don't think that Sargeant Crowley is racist, nor do I think the Tea Party is racist. On the other hand, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and perhaps even Charles Darwin were racist. Unfortunately, while white racism may have been the problem in the 1950s and 60s, the problem today is black and muslim racism. I do believe black people need to stop crying racism so much, and understand that white people nowadays are really not that racist anymore. BTW, I'm not black, nor am I a "wigger".

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Why good-ol' fashioned open-mindedness and objectivity!

Where does it say in the Bible to use either of those things?

[Didymus Much]

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...Unfortunately, while white racism may have been the problem in the 1950s and 60s, the problem today is black and muslim racism...

Muslim is not a race.

...I do believe black people need to stop crying racism so much, and understand that white people nowadays are really not that racist anymore...

"Not that racist"? What level of racism stops being offensive?

[liar mcguillicuddy]

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Your positions, like who you are and what you do on or away from the Internet, are unimportant. The only positions that matter are God's. Have you searched the Scriptures to see what God thinks about the things that you've mentioned?

I know fundamentalist christians are incredibly close-minded, even when it comes to the old testament. Apologists like Lee Strobel try to make excuses like "oh, those babies that got slaughtered by the jewish army went straight to heaven,". Fair enough, but what about 10 or 11 year-olds from those cities? Once those kids reached the age of accountability, they only had around a few months to get converted. Plus, I'm sure those gentile kids did not get exposed to different worldviews in their villages. Plus, if Jehovah is so-against child sacrifice, then why did he command the jewish army to kill the babies? Is it okay to kill babies as long as you don't sacrifice them? Plus, why is there so much hatred on this forum? I guess I'm kind of a hypocrite on that matter because I did call you guys fundtards. Of course, my anger is righteouss and non-deluded, so nevermind.

[BelieverInGod]

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Well, I did vote for Barack HUSSEIN Obama, but I don't idolize him. He has been corny at times, which I don't approve of. Likewise, I don't think that Sargeant Crowley is racist, nor do I think the Tea Party is racist. On the other hand, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and perhaps even Charles Darwin were racist. Unfortunately, while white racism may have been the problem in the 1950s and 60s, the problem today is black and muslim racism. I do believe black people need to stop crying racism so much, and understand that white people nowadays are really not that racist anymore. BTW, I'm not black, nor am I a "wigger".

So you thought Bush was too left wing, but you voted for a Socialist.....

As for your race, have you looked in a mirror? You look like a negro to me, and you definitely sound like one.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Fair enough, but what about 10 or 11 year-olds from those cities?

Indeed. if God wanted them dead then He wanted them dead. This is right because it was God who wanted it. What's wrong with your ideas of right and wrong? Morals come from God!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I know fundamentalist christians are incredibly close-minded, even when it comes to the old testament.

You say that as though it were a bad thing. We follow the Bible exactly as God has revealed it to us. You tell us what else Christians are supposed to do.

Apologists like Lee Strobel try to make excuses like "oh, those babies that got slaughtered by the jewish army went straight to heaven,". Fair enough, but what about 10 or 11 year-olds from those cities? Once those kids reached the age of accountability, they only had around a few months to get converted. Plus, I'm sure those gentile kids did not get exposed to different worldviews in their villages.

If that's what Lee Strobel thinks, then he is a liberal fluffy bunny. There is no "age of accountability" in the Bible. People who say that there is can't find a Scripture passage to support it and can't even agree on what it is. Instead, here is what the Bible says about those who don't get to be saved:

Rom 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

Plus, if Jehovah is so-against child sacrifice, then why did he command the jewish army to kill the babies? Is it okay to kill babies as long as you don't sacrifice them?

God is against child sacrifices to false gods because only God is God:

Lev. 18:21: And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through [the fire] to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I [am] the LORD.

Plus, why is there so much hatred on this forum? I guess I'm kind of a hypocrite on that matter because I did call you guys fundtards. Of course, my anger is righteouss and non-deluded, so nevermind.

If you see us saying or doing anything that disagrees with Scripture, let us know.