I haven't watched it yet, but I'm told it's "the laugh riot of the summer".
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Finish man teaches you how to draw a Muhammed of your own. Maybe more educative than funny. You be the judge…
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
Thanks for this thread, it's wonderfully entertaining.
He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. ~Psalm 2:4
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33 ~~~~~~~ Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
The most offensive part of this cartoon isn't the monkey god, it's the fact that it is holding a beautiful white blonde child of God!
Disgusting.
Yet, even though I am greatly offended, I won't chop anyone's head off.
Why? Because I'm not a savage stone-age monster, that's why.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
So was the KJV the first Bible? Why God had it written 1600 years after the death of Jesus?
You need to lear how to read as well. Did I say anything KJV being the first bible? No, dummy. KJV is the bible made perfect by God.
It's a historical fact that God made KJV in English.
2nd Timothy 3:16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
As we are the only ones who follow the true bible anymore it is clear that it was predestined that American will be God's chosen language for His chosen people. Checkmate heathen. Jesus wins again!
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