[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Person of the year 2013

I demand a recount!

It wasn't what I originally intended, but since we are presumably allowing people to vote multiple times for Pastor Ezekiel, I suppose there's no reason why you couldn't dedicate all 10 of your votes to Sarah Palin.

If you did that, it would change the total score for her to

10+
9+
8+
7+
6+
5+
4+
3+
2+
1
=55

I did also say we could change votes, so I'll move up Palin to 6th place, bumping Bachman, and Robinson down a space. That would mean she gets an additional 5 points from me. For 60 points total

This brings Sarah Palin to second place with 60 points, hope that helps.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Person of the year 2013

This brings Sarah Palin to second place with 60 points, hope that helps.

Second only to Pastor Ezekiel. Yes that sounds acceptable.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: Person of the year 2013

I would like to cast a vote for Nobar King. From reading his posts here, I have come to a far greater knowledge of God's word and feel as if I have a new friend to play checkers with in heaven - as long as he doesn't smell like old man. I would assume Jesus provides air freshener or just takes away that old man scent once one of the saints hands out robes.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Person of the year 2013

I think Vladimir Putin plays a more and more important role in defending Christian values. This is especially important in times like these when we have a muslim traitor in the White House.

I second this nomination. Vladimir Putin is a manly man and the exact type of leadership this country needs.

[Basilissa]

Re: Person of the year 2013

While I love and admire all of the Godly Men (and that woman) who have been nominated, my votes must go to our beloved fearless Leader.

1. Pastor Ezekiel
2. Pastor Ezekiel
3. Pastor Ezekiel
4. Pastor Ezekiel
5. Pastor Ezekiel
6. Pastor Ezekiel
7. Pastor Ezekiel
8. Pastor Ezekiel
9. Pastor Ezekiel
10. Pastor Ezekiel

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Person of the year 2013

What is the award for "Man of the Year"? (I can't bring myself to call it 'Person' of the Year)

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Person of the year 2013

What is the award for "Man of the Year"? (I can't bring myself to call it 'Person' of the Year)

Why not, Sister? By calling it "Person" we affirming that men are superior to women because even when women are allowed in the competition men still get better results.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Person of the year 2013

Because some people voted using all 10 of their votes for one person, I'm operating off the assumption that someone voting for only one person is using all 10 of their votes for that person.

I originally said that I would not be counting forum member's votes, but perhaps I was being too harsh. In honor of the founding father's of America, I think it would be fair to apply a 3/5 compromise to their votes. Making their votes worth a generous 40% of a True Christian™'s vote.

I also forgot to mention that Jesus guided me to include a very special "Jesus's blessing" calculator that is being applied to all votes. Certain votes might be worth slightly more than others because of this. It is all very complex and like Fox News I don't need to waste your time with details you don't need to know, but here are the final results:

Unfortunately for Palin, Levi Jones's vote just inches her out of second place, though this was a very close race.

Winner: 1. Pastor Ezekiel 550 points
2. Vladimir Putin 73 points
3. Sarah Palin 70 points
4. Jesus Christ 65 points
5. Donald Trump 10 points

The person, pastor, man, and everything of the year for 2013 is our very own Pastor Ezekiel! Faith_Machine earlier pointed out that Pastor Ezekiel just recently received the Pastor Ezekiel Flint Award for Excellence in Theology. He also just recently reached the milestone of 75,000 posts. What an incredible year!

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Person of the year 2013

CONGRATULATIONS, PASTOR ZEKE!!!

I hear he also recently won "Most Handsome Pastor in Freehold Award!"

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Person of the year 2013

Unfortunately for Palin, Levi Jones's vote just inches her out of second place, though this was a very close race.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Person of the year 2013

Hallelujah!
The holiest man in Landover is now the 'Person' of the Year.
Congratulation Pastor Ezekiel!

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: Person of the year 2013

Winner: 1. Pastor Ezekiel 550 points
2. Vladimir Putin 73 points
3. Sarah Palin 70 points
4. Jesus Christ 65 points
5. Donald Trump 10 points

What a wonderful list of True Christian™ men (and woman).
Very deserved! Congratulations

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Person of the year 2013

Congratulations Pastor Zeke Yet another well deserved accolade.

Was this not also the year our beloved Pastor almost broke Clinton Locy's record for longest sermon? I still think there was foul play there. Better luck next time, Sir!

[TaraAnne]

Re: Person of the year 2013

Congrats Pastor Ezekiel!!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Person of the year 2013

Thank you all.

I'd like my 2015 custom Escalade to be SeaFoam Green with a Mauve calfskin interior.