[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

That's what we thought. He's proven very popular in Fiji. Flying stranded Christians to safety, that is. Your Lord has sent cleansing floodwaters to purify the chosen, or something.

But as you note, there has been call in Thailand for a stiff rudder. Opportunity knocks, oy gevalt!

Should we pay your "dividend" into the Swiss account or to the holding number in the Grand Caymans?

Hymie

SHHHHHH! Send Goldstein to my house.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

SHHHHHH! Send Goldstein to my house.

As always Pastor! Unmarked bills denote true quality. Mannashevitz will be there within the hour.

Hymie

[SUV]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Be quiet dear, the mensch are talking.
Hymie

Listen, Hymie Goldbrick, I didn't really want to go to the Brisk anyway!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Zekala is in good hands.

He's just talking to our people and raising some extra finance so that BibleThumbing Shiksa will have extra sweet wine at her wedding,

Hymie

See? I told you all that Zeke wasn't chained up in my basement, about to be sold into sexual slavery in Thailand. But would you believe me? NO!

Does being a Man of God mean nothing around here?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

I pray Zeke returns soon: swarthy non-American men are beginning to ogle and sniff around dear, vulnerable BTB!




Hurry back, Pastor!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

...Does being a Man of God mean nothing around here?

Tell me about it.


As for the missing Zeke... he disappears the exact same time The Village People are rehearsing on Fire Island for their upcoming reunion tour and somehow this is a mystery?

Anyone in Freehold missing their leather riding chaps?



Bless you, My macho men of mince,
Father Mo



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[Talitha]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Would Pastor Ezekiel ever use US Airways to travel?

Latest news is that a Jet, flight 1549 en route from LaGuardia Airport to Charlotte, N.C. has crashed in the Hudson river!!!



The FBI have ruled out Terrorism................ but you never know.
If the Towel-heads knew that a high-profile Landover Pastor was traveling by air, they could have Suicide Geese waiting to attack.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Why wouldn't Pastor Ezekiel take the private jet, piloted by Captain A?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

What the hickety-heck was THAT ? ! ?

I was only able to load 1/4 of it, but it looks like Pastor Zeke has been sewn into the hump of a camel with broken legs, the better to secretly transport his across a desert? ? ? WHAT is going on ? ! ?

They obviously beat his Landover(th) account password out of him. I simply cannot believe this was posted by our darling Ezekiel.

(And I don't beliebe Mr. Goldfarb is involved, either. He's merely trying to sop up attention he doesn't deserve...like the people who sent in fake letters all those years ago, claiming to be the Zodiak Killer.)

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Please, PLEASE someone trace the connection "Pastor Zeke" was posting from!

Is he still online? Is he okay?

Am I the only one who can SEE this ? ? ?

Oh dear sweet Lord, help us now....

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Please, PLEASE someone trace the connection "Pastor Zeke" was posting from!

Is he still online? Is he okay?

Am I the only one who can SEE this ? ? ?

Oh dear sweet Lord, help us now....

I traced it. The Three Lakes winery in Three Lakes, Wisconsin. We have someone going up there now to see why he isn't on Obama's train.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

I traced it. The Three Lakes winery in Three Lakes, Wisconsin. We have someone going up there now to see why he isn't on Obama's train.

Oh, bless you, Pastor. I was so worried!

I'm sorry I lost my head...but I felt I was all alone, without the guidance of one of you goodly Pastors.

Of course, I had Jesus at my side the whole time. I should have remembered that.

Was this a test of my faith?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Oh, bless you, Pastor. I was so worried!

I'm sorry I lost my head...but I felt I was all alone, without the guidance of one of you goodly Pastors.

Of course, I had Jesus at my side the whole time. I should have remembered that.

Was this a test of my faith?

Not necessarily. Have you been at the Cranberry 'sauce' again? SUV didn't ruin you at the Christmas party did she? She sneaks alcoholic beverages in and thinks no one knows. She's been doing it for 44 years now and we have known all about it since the security team found her like this.