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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #1

    VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!



    Are you sick and need of healing? Maybe you have diabetes? That can be cured! Cancer? That can be cured! Congenital disorders? Cured! The AIDS? CURED!

    All you need is faith! Luke 11:9 tells us "And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you." In fact, the Bible makes it clear that all your prayers and requests to God will be answered!
    And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.
    Mt 21:22, KJV

    Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.
    John 15:16, KJV

    If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.
    John 14:14, KJV


    Do not hesitate this instance. PUT YOUR HAND AGAINST THE COMPUTER MONITOR RIGHT NOW! This video is here to help you become healed from your inflictions. I've been a televangelist for over 35 years and have literally helped heal millions of people through the power of Jesus Christ. You too can add your name to that list.

    Also, please send in your love offerings and donations. We need your financial support so we can spread the Gospel to the unsaved around the globe. God makes it clear that you must send donations to our most holy church, since money already belongs to God anyways. Be a good Christian and send as much as you can afford our way. All major credit cards accepted, including PayPal payments. Haggai 2:8 tells us: "The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts." and Malachi 3:10 shows us that we must tithe or you will not be blessed: "Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it."

    And let us not forget the story that Jesus relayed to us in the Gospel of Mark, where he says the poor widow who offered everything she could, despite her financial hardships, was more holy and blessed than anyone else:

    Mark 12:41-44
    And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
    And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
    And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
    For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.


    PRAISE JESUS!

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

    Praise Jesus, Rev Jim! i just wrote a check for 50$ for your ministry. You truly embody the spirit of the Lord.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Rev Leroy Jenkins
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 53

      #3
      Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

      Jim, you have finally gotten back to the bigs, buddy.

      Tayesha is even going to write you a trade voucher for Camelback this February. I expect you to get down here for an 11 a.m. tee time, old friend.
      Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

      All Shook Up For The Lord.

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      • Dirk
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1425

        #4
        Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

        I know it works because I got cured of being cripple.

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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #5
          Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

          Rev. Jim,
          I am so happy to see your ministry available ''on demand'' as it were, as I am not able to catch your programing live on a regular basis. Also I am so happy that you now accept Paypal! Praise be! I have always been worried about using the credit card service since I heard that your operators are actually Prisoners in a State Penitentiary. Is this true? In the past I have always sent cash when sending a love donation to you but was concerned that I would not be included in your prayers until it arrived.
          When I last asked for your assistance it was concerning a certain itch that afflict many older men and is compounded because of prolonged sitting and driving long distances. Preparation H does give me some temporary relief but I was hoping for a more permanent solution, Reverend please help me in my time of need.
          YIC
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22348

            #6
            Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

            Amazing! My foot has been hurting ever since I accidentally stepped into one of the bear traps in my back yard. Just a few minutes with your amazing video and the pain has completely gone away!

            Praise the LORD !!!

            (My generous thank you donation is on its way!)
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

              I accidentally left some visible marks when I was disciplining my wife Ethel the other day, but the healing power of your video cleared them right up! Ethel is back in action buying groceries and showing her pretty face in public once again.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604

                #8
                Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

                Praise you Rev Jim!

                I had a paper-cut (and they are the worst you know) from tearing off sheets of grease-proof paper whilst making several batches of cookies.

                I watched your youtubes and..like a miracle from Jesus himself, that papercut healed..not instantaneously but over a day or so....

                That is just another proof of the wondrous works you do in the Lord's name!

                Praise Jesus!

                I will give my donation to you personally, when you visit here in the next few weeks.

                YIC,

                Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • Felicity
                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4834

                  #9
                  Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

                  @Rev. Jim Osborne I accidentally cut myself while chopping apples for apple pie and your video cured me instantly!
                  I Jesus!

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                  • Alfred King
                    Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 398

                    #10
                    Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

                    Due to some intense activities with Mrs. King lately my back was hurting really bad. Your video cured that instantaneously! On behalf of my wife and me, thank you Jim!
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                    • Mrs. Rogers
                      compassion personified
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2692

                      #11
                      Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

                      I can vouch for the healing power of Rev. Jim's video. I have a dear online friend, Mrs. Ada Babbage, who was given 6 weeks to live due to a very aggressive cancer. I sent her Jim's video (he very kindly allowed me to have a copy before he made the video public) and in turn she sent a sizeable loving offering to his ministry -- money she would've foolishly wasted on conventional treatment; morphine and whatnot to make her last days more comfortable. This was 7, maybe 8 weeks ago, and I haven't heard from her in all that time ... she isn't replying to my emails, which is rather rude methinks, but I take comfort in the fact that she is obviously so very healed and happy that she no longer has the time to log onto the internets. Praise!
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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #12
                        Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                        I can vouch for the healing power of Rev. Jim's video. I have a dear online friend, Mrs. Ada Babbage, who was given 6 weeks to live due to a very aggressive cancer. I sent her Jim's video (he very kindly allowed me to have a copy before he made the video public) and in turn she sent a sizeable loving offering to his ministry -- money she would've foolishly wasted on conventional treatment; morphine and whatnot to make her last days more comfortable. This was 7, maybe 8 weeks ago, and I haven't heard from her in all that time ... she isn't replying to my emails, which is rather rude methinks, but I take comfort in the fact that she is obviously so very healed and happy that she no longer has the time to log onto the internets. Praise!

                        Gee Mrs Rogers! That certainly sounds like a success story indeed! I would hazard a guess she is not only healed from the Cancer, but perhaps now running around, near like a school gal, frolicking and sky-larking and not having time at all for the internets!

                        With her new found health, she may even taken up some knitting and we know how time consuming that can be!

                        I do think however it is a little rude of her not to contact you at all since the healing. At least she did send a considerable donation to Rev Jim so that is a saving grace at least.

                        YIC,

                        Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • Brother Barnabus
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 388

                          #13
                          Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

                          Rev. Jim!!!

                          Shout Hosanna!! My $800.00 per month dependency on Viagra is a thing of the past thanks to Jesus and your Holy video. I'll be sending your ministry that $800.00 instead of big pharma. (Sorry Free Market Fred, Win some loose some)

                          Hallelujah ...Amen
                          Nahum 1:2

                          God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                          If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                          • Brother Daniel
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 41

                            #14
                            Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

                            I have Diabetes oh, dear God! Please heal me!
                            8 Reasons why God HATES BELGIUM
                            God: I am the LORD.
                            (Leviticus 19:11:12)



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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22348

                              #15
                              Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!

                              Originally posted by Brother Daniel View Post
                              I have Diabetes oh, dear God! Please heal me!
                              Did you try the video yet? It only takes a minute.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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