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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized



    Stephen Hawking 'very ill' in hospital

    Monday, 20 April 2009


    Professor Stephen Hawking, one of the world's most famous scientists, is "very ill" in hospital, Cambridge University said today. Professor Hawking, who works at the university, was undergoing tests at Addenbrooke's Hospital, Cambridge. A university spokesman said the 67-year-old physicist, who is best known for his book A Brief History of Time, was taken to Addenbrooke's by ambulance. "Professor Hawking is very ill," he added.

    Professor Hawking suffers from motor neurone disease and is wheelchair bound. He speaks with the help of a voice synthesiser. He developed symptoms of the disease while studying in the 1960s and is one of the world's longest surviving sufferers. He has worked at Cambridge's Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics for more than 30 years and since 1979 has been the University's Lucasian Professor of Mathematics. Professor Hawking was awarded a CBE in 1982, became a Companion of Honour in 1989 and is a Fellow of the Royal Society. He lives in Cambridge and has three children and one grandchild.

    Professor Hawking was born in Oxford but his family moved to St Albans, Hertfordshire, when he was eight. He studied at St Albans School before reading physics at University College Oxford then moving to Cambridge to carry out research in cosmology. One of Professor Hawking's last public appearances was last September when he unveiled a £1 million clock erected at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge.

    "Professor Hawking is very ill and has today been taken by ambulance to Addenbrooke's Hospital, Cambridge," said the University spokesman. "He is undergoing tests. He has been unwell for a couple of weeks." Professor Peter Haynes, Head of the University's Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics, added: "Professor Hawking is a remarkable colleague. We all hope he will be amongst us again soon."
    I would like Landover to buy his wheel chair after he dies so we can sell it on Ebay and make some money to tithe to JESUS. From what I understand, the guy who sold Christopher Reeve's wheel chair made a fortune!
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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

    I think I'd rather have the fancy clock.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Bob4God
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      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #3
      Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

      GOD is not mocked! This is a not-so-friendly reminder from GOD of what happens to people who say that there is little room for a personal Creator in this 'self-sustaining' universe!
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      • Brother_Percy
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 1359

        #4
        Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

        Praise Jesus! I truly hope God strikes this Cult Leader dead! Then let's see what happens with all the retards he commands. Cut the head off the snake, and his spastic followers will fall. This is how all cults come to an end. Though I still have my doubts, seeing as this freak is part-machine.

        Who knows how much of this monster's twisted spastic body is filled with pistons, wires, mechanical workings, tubes and robotics. He doesnt even sound human when he talks. No, I don't think we'll get rid of this demon THAT easily.

        I dont know about you, but that guy gives me nightmares.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22833

          #5
          Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

          A little early for a place on the Helltrain, but I see this as an inquiry about prices and schedules.


          Prof. Hawkins can rest in the knowledge that the price is your eternal soul and the schedule is “When Jesus says so.”
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          • Sixtha
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Apr 2009
            • 65

            #6
            Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            I think I'd rather have the fancy clock.
            It's a very spoky clock, from what I've seen.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

              Are there any True Christians in the UK that are able to go to Addenbrooke's Hospital, sneak in his room and steal his wheel chair? Maybe you could even persuade him to autograph it so it will bring in more money.

              He won't be needing it in Hell.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

                Glory, only after 47 years our Loving Savior is passing judgment on this arch-blasphemer. The only black hole radiation Hawkins will be worried about soon is Satan's barbed tallywacker. PRAISE Jesus for Hawkins slow death! GLORY!

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #9
                  Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

                  That is the most diabolical and dangerous cripple ever to live. I have no doubt that Jesus is reserving a special place in hell for it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #10
                    Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

                    Just like Zachariah, who doubted the Angel Gabriel, God struck this man unable to talk do to his disbelief in the Lord's glory. HOWEVER, instead of begging Jesus' forgiveness, this fiend instead perverted nature and got a fancy smancy computer to speak for him! GOD IS NOT AMUSED!

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2025
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

                      It's no wonder he ended up such a cripper.
                      If you ask me, anyone who tries to argue against the logic written in the Bible deserves the FULL Wrath of God.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • HunterRose
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

                        I unfortunately stumbled upon this page. I'm not going spout off names, although I feel that by not using the words "ignorant" and "cultists" I'm letting you guys off too easily.

                        Who are you to declare that he deserves to die. Steven Hawking is a man. A man that devoted his life to helping the rest of the world (even you) understand the makings of the universe.

                        Furthermore, THE BIBLE says to love everyone equally- including him.

                        Your's truly,

                        Hunter Rose.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

                          Do you think that you deserve to live forever?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • HunterRose
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 10

                            #14
                            Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

                            P.S. Shame on all of you. You have no right to decide who deserves to go to hell or not.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: GLORY!!! Steven Hawking Hospitalized

                              GOD DECIDES WHO GOES TO HEAVEN AND HELL!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, GIRL?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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