Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

[Levi Jones]

In this latest attempt by Satan to turn normal people gay, Oreo (Nabisco division of Kraft Foods) has released a show of solidarity with the queer acceptance movement.




I am calling on all Christians to join with Landover Baptist church as we boycott the fag lifestyle of soul damning, nation-destroying filth company Kraft.

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

Here is a list of all the foods that Kraft puts out that I don't want to see in any Christian household.

• Africana (Romania)
• Air Crisps
• Ali Coffee
• Alpen Gold (chocolate) (Hungary, Russia)
• Arrowroot biscuits
• Back to Nature
• Bagel-Fuls
• Baker's (chocolate)
• Balance Bar
• Bassetts Allsorts (sweets) (United Kingdom)
• Better Cheddars
• Boca Burger
• Bonox
• Breakstone's
• BullsEye Barbecue Sauce
• Cadbury plc
• Café HAG
• California Pizza Kitchen (grocery store items)
• Calumet Baking Powder
• Cameo (biscuits)
• Capri Sun (juice drink)
• Carte Noire
• Cheesybite
• Charada (Peru)
• Cheese Nips
• Cheez Whiz
• Cheezels (Malaysia)
• Chicken in a Biskit
• Chips Ahoy! (cookies)
• Chipsmore (Malaysia, Singapore)
• Christie (Canadian division of Nabisco)
• Claussen (pickles)
• Clight
• Club Social (crackers)
• Cool Whip (non-dairy whipped cream)
• CornNuts (snack food)
• Coronita (Peru)
• Côte d'Or
• Country Time (powdered drink mix)
• Cracker Barrel
• Crystal Light
• Daim (Sweden)
• Dairylea (Europe)
• Delissio (Canada)
• Easy Cheese
• Eden processed cheese (Philippines)
• El Caserío (Spain)
• Estrella (Sweden)
• Field (Peru)
• Fig Newton
• Figaro (Chocolate) (Slovakia)
• Filipinos (snack food) (Spain, Portugal)
• Freia (Norway)
• Fudgee-O (Canada)
• General Foods International
• Gevalia (Sweden)
• Grape-Nuts (breakfast cereal)
• Green & Blacks (chocolate) (United Kingdom)
• Grey Poupon (mustard)
• Handi-Snacks
• Halls (medicated sweets) (United Kingdom)
• Harvest Crisps
• Honey Maid
• Hospitals
• In-A-Biskit (Australia)
• Jack's Pizza
• Jacobs (Europe)
• Jacob's (biscuits)
• Japp (Scandinavia)
• Jell-O (gelatin dessert)
• Jet-Puffed Marshmallows
• Jiagai (China)
• Kenco (United Kingdom)
• Knox (gelatin)
• Kong Haakon (Norway)
• Kool-Aid (flavored drink mix)
• Korona (Ukraine)
• Kraft BBQ Sauce
• Kraft Caramels
• Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
• Kraft Dinner (Canada)
• Kraft Easymac
• Kraft Mayo
• Kraft Bagelfuls
• Kraft Peanut Butter (Canada)
• Kraft Singles (pasteurized prepared cheese product)
• Kraft Sandwich Spread
• Kraker Bran
• Lacta (Brazil, Greece)
• Lefèvre-Utile
• Lucky crackers (Taiwan)
• Lunchables
• Lyuks (potato chips) (Ukraine)
• Maarud (potato chips) (Norway)
• Marabou (Sweden)
• Maxwell House (coffee)
• Maynards Wine Gums (sweets) (United Kingdom)
• Mellow Bird's Coffee (United Kingdom)
• Milka (Europe)
• Miracle Whip (salad dressing spread)
• Miracoli (Germany)
• Mostro (Peru)
• Mikado (United Kingdom)
• Nabisco
• Nabob (coffee) (Canada)
• Natural Confectionery Company ('natural' sweets) (Australia & United Kingdom)
• Nilla
• Non-Stop (Scandinavia)
• Nutter Butter
• O'boy (Scandinavia, Estonia)
• O'smile (Taiwan)
• Onko (coffee)
• Oreo (cookie)
• Orchard Crisps
• ORO Saiwa
• Oscar Mayer
• Grated Parmesan cheese
• Pacific crackers (China)
• Philadelphia cream cheese
• Pigrolac
• Planters
• Poiana (Romania)
• Polly-O (cheese)
• Premium (a Nabisco brand of saltine crackers)
• Pretzels
• P'tit Québec
• Prince Polo
• Pure Kraft Salad Dressings
• Ritz
• Ritz Metro
• Royal baking powder
• Saiwa (Italian Division of Nabisco)
• Seven Seas (salad dressings)
• Saimaza (Spain)
• Sanka (decaffeinated coffee)
• Shake 'n Bake
• Simmenthal (canned meat)
• Snackabouts
• SnackWells
• South Beach Living
• Starbucks (grocery store items)
• Stove Top stuffing
• Suchard
• Svoge (Bulgaria)
• Swiss Crackers
• Sugar Wafers
• Taco Bell (grocery store items)
• Tang
• Tassimo (single-serve coffee machines using pods branded as T-Discs)
• Teddy Grahams
• Terrabusi (Kraft Foods Argentina)
• Terry's (chocolates)
• Terry's Chocolate Orange
• Tiger Energy Biscuits (Southeast Asian countries)
• Toasted Chips
• Toblerone (Kraft Foods Switzerland)
• Tombstone (frozen pizza)
• Triscuit (snack cracker)
• Thinsations
• Trakinas
• Trebor (sweets) (United Kingdom)
• Twist
• Twisties (Malaysia)
• Uguan (China)
• Vegemite (Australia)
• Velveeta
• Wheat Thins

We'll be on the lookout for these items at the church and church related functions. I would sure hate to kick you out of the picnic because you couldn't adhere to a simple boycott list.

In Christ,
Levi Jones

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

Let's hope these are poisoned and kill a lot of gays. Then at least they would have done something right.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

The vile hatefulness of atheists and homosexuals is demonstrated here:

[Bob4God]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

Can you imagine how these cookies would make your feces look?

My stomach turns at the thought of the gays running half naked down the street, with their faces and chests smeared with their own rainbow feces.

LORD HELP US.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

Can you imagine how these cookies would make your feces look?

My stomach turns at the thought of the gays running half naked down the street, with their faces and chests smeared with their own rainbow feces.

LORD HELP US.

The queers and homers are obsessed with feces. They eat special foods to enhance the effects. They even sing songs about it!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

It is times like these when I find the need to ask God for more wisdom. God knew when he first drew a rainbow in the sky with His divine finger (Genesis 9:12-17) that His precious symbol would be misused in this way, and yet he went right on and made it anyway. I wish God hadn't done that. Pray for me, brethren.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

I have long thought that this so called treats only exist to lure young, firm thighed, young men into gaiety.

Just look at one head on and what does that make you think of?

That's right: an anal spigot! And what is worse I understand that one is supposed to open it up and lick out the creme

As a subliminal teaching method to encourage filching it is beyond compare! And to make things worse this so called subliminal message is buried so deep that most people without a Ph.D is psychology would be unable to detect it.

Such is the depth of depravity of the anal enabling athiestics agenda it's nothing more than a poorly disguised avert for the so called 'coffee creme' parties held in such high regard by the gaywise.

YIC

[Nikolai the russian]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

''One that hates is also a murderer''

Jesus has taught me many things. Hate does not exist, but love does.

I do not hate these people. I pity them and pray that they find their path.

I also pray that humanity as a whole finds love for each other and themselves.

Amen.

Nikolai the russian.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

''One that hates is also a murderer''

Jesus has taught me many things. Hate does not exist, but love does.

I do not hate these people. I pity them and pray that they find their path.

I also pray that humanity as a whole finds love for each other and themselves.

Amen.

Nikolai the russian.

That's nice.

But here in the real world where we deal with God as He actually is we acknowledge that certain types of behaviour are an abomination.

I assume you are with us on the whole fornicating with animals thing...

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

Jesus has taught me many things. Hate does not exist, but love does.

Could you back this up with Scripture? Thanks!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

I haven't eaten those things since they replaced the lard with vegetable oil.

[Nobar King]

Oreo Jail Slang

I didn't want to mention this sooner, but I'm pretty sure OREO is jail slang for when you get raped by two nigras at the same time.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oreo Jail Slang

I didn't want to mention this sooner, but I'm pretty sure OREO is jail slang for when you get raped by two nigras at the same time.

I thought that was called a "spit roast".

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Oreo Jail Slang

I thought that was called a "spit roast".

I thought it was a slang term for when the two big bucks "do the deed" and you are left swaying from the dizziness of the bludgeoning and you get bent over and rimmed before the final beat-down begins.

Pastor Ed

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oreo Jail Slang

I thought it was a slang term for when the two big bucks "do the deed" and you are left swaying from the dizziness of the bludgeoning and you get bent over and rimmed before the final beat-down begins.

Pastor Ed

This is all so confusing.

Does anyone know where we can find a Negro homosexual to explain all this to us?

Where's Alfred King, anyway?