Jimmy Carter "Cured" of Cancer

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

President Carter ruined the country and the economy with his socialist policies and we needed Ronald Reagan to save us

On Sunday former President Jimmy Carter announced to his false church that he was in remission thanks to a drug made in Israel.

I'm always very skeptical when I hear people claiming a scientific or medical "miracle." I find there are four possible explanations.

1. The person was never really sick to begin with.
2. The person only claims to be cured but is still sick, i.e. they are delusional.
3. The person would have gotten better on their own anyway.
4. The person was receiving both prayer and medication and the prayer made them better. The medication was only incidental.

As Jimmy Carter is a false Christian who thinks Jesus would approve of gay marriage, I think we can rule out the last option. I suppose we could always hope for option 2. What do you guys think?

[Elmer G. White]

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Is Mr. Carter alive ? Apparently he's figured that if he stays on Earth a bit longer, the duration of his punishment in Hell will be equally shorter. It does not work that way! Hell is for Eternity and compared to infinity, these few years will dwindle into nothingness. However, God will not approve:

Leviticus 26:36
And upon them that are left alive of you I will send a faintness into their hearts in the lands of their enemies; and the sound of a shaken leaf shall chase them; and they shall flee, as fleeing from a sword; and they shall fall when none pursueth.

All this negotiating with death will only add to Mr. Carter's punishment, I'm afraid. Of course, there's still a meager chance of Repentance but I find that unlikely. Of course, I'll be allocating some hours of my prayer duties for his soul.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Cranky Old Man]

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Jimmy Carter is so horrible that even Hell doesn't want him.

Jimmy Carter was the worst presidents in history. Interest rates were at an all time high. Inflation was out of control. The economy was a complete disaster. Worst of all, he let the Iranian hostages be raped in their behinds over and over again for over a year! Jimmy Carter helped Muslim terrorists destroy America thereby clearly showing his hate for Jesus Christ.

Thank God for Ronald Reagan!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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President Carter ruined the country and the economy with his socialist policies and we needed Ronald Reagan to save us

I'm always very skeptical when I hear people claiming a scientific or medical "miracle."

You are right to be skeptical. There is no such thing as a "scientific" miracle - Unprincipled scientists claim the works of God and give them a lying explanation that is so complicated, nobody can check it.

Everything is the "Work of God."

So why would God keep Jimmy Carter alive?

1. As explained by Jesus in John 9:
Joh:9:1: And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.
Joh:9:2: And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
Joh:9:3: Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.

2. You have seen adverts where "even the most stubborn stains are removed with "Whizz" (or some such garbage)" Well here, God is saying that if you accept Jesus, even the worst sinner can be cured.

Jimmy Carter - being given cancer by God, and then having had the cancer taken away by God - is an advert for God's powers.

3. God sent Carter a warning shot to tell him to get himself right with Jesus - I feel confident that Mr Carter will soon see that Baptists are the only ones who get into Heaven.

[Alvin Moss]

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Yul Brynner said that he was cured of the cancer about two weeks before he died of cancer. He was an actor and therefore of dubious morality. Jimmy Carter is a politician and worse, a Democrat. God must hate him much more than He hates actors.

I believe that the Lord has sent the wicked Jimmy Carter the news that he is cured so that his impending collapse will be all the more shocking.

Who says that God has no sense of humor?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The Pope recently blessed a young boy with cancer and the boy quickly died. Could someone arrange an audience for Jimmy?

[Prayer Warrior]

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Why are we constantly celebrating people who are "beat" cancer? It implies they made God angry enough to give them cancer in the first place. I like people who never got cancer in the first place. They're the true heroes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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God has a special lace in hell reserved for Jimmy Carter.

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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3. God sent Carter a warning shot to tell him to get himself right with Jesus - I feel confident that Mr Carter will soon see that Baptists are the only ones who get into Heaven.

I'm surprised he couldn't see that already, considering he attends a Baptist Church. Still, God is good at blinding people to the truth all around them and them punishing them for eternity for not seeing it.

John 12:37 But though he had done so many miracles before them, yet they believed not on him:
John 12:38 That the saying of Esaias the prophet might be fulfilled, which he spake, Lord, who hath believed our report? and to whom hath the arm of the Lord been revealed?
John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

[James Hutchins]

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Cured of cancer so he can continue to build houses for the UnSaved and UnWorthy. Sounds like a bunch of snake oil to me.
He probably got caught up in some interracial sex party and had to get the darkieness off of him.
The whole thing reeks of impropriety. You just know God would not strike D.J. Trump with the cancer.

[Alphonse Alban]

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This is just a proof of the power of prayer!

Mark 9:23Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth.

Yes, everything is possible with prayer for the true believers.
As this is the case, the real question remains.

WHO THE HELL OF YOU HAS BEEN PRAYING FOR THIS OBNOXIOUS HIPPIE!?

DoF must be informed, we may have a mole problem (again).

[I Man Rastafari]

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This man is the greatest President of America except for President Barak Obama. It is common knowledge through out the world that the CIA uses brain cancer to kill it's enemies. That is how they killed Bob Marley. They may be able to control this type of cancer. He was the President of all of Babylon. Surely he could make them cure him.