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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22887

    #421
    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by jessev View Post
    Well, perhaps you don't agree with his interpretation. But can you then explain to me how your interpretation is better?
    At last! A sensible question from a person open-minded enough to learn something! Ahem!, Your answer is, "God did it." That, Jessev, is not only AN answer, it is THE answer and is the PERFECT answer
    And I wasn't aware that the Landover Baptist school existed in the 1700's.
    For someone who's a secular "so-called" scientist, your powers of observation are poor - Look at the banner above, "Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620"!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • boondox
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      • Jan 2009
      • 14

      #422
      Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

      Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
      The Sun goes underneath the Earth during the night.



      that might be true if the sun revolved around the earth. but it doesnt. the earth revolves around the sun.

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      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Senior Pastor
        VP of Evangelical Outreach
        On FIRE for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5812

        #423
        Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

        Originally posted by boondox View Post
        that might be true if the sun revolved around the earth. but it doesnt. the earth revolves around the sun.
        Are we supposed to believe that just on your say-so? Where's your proof? God says the Earth doesn't move.

        1Chr 16:30 Fear before him, all the earth: the world also shall be stable, that it be not moved.
        Ps 93:1 The LORD reigneth, he is clothed with majesty; the LORD is clothed with strength, wherewith he hath girded himself: the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved.
        Ps 96:10 Say among the heathen that the LORD reigneth: the world also shall be established that it shall not be moved: he shall judge the people righteously.

        The Bible also clearly and consistently describes the Earth as being set up on foundations, and the sun and moon as lights that move across the sky.

        I believe I'll take God's word over the say-so of some random internet troll.

        Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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        • anony mouse
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          • Feb 2009
          • 12

          #424
          Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

          How would one explain how a passenger can take several international flights in the same direction and arrive in the city of original departure?

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #425
            Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

            Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
            How would one explain how a passenger can take several international flights in the same direction and arrive in the city of original departure?
            Coins are round. The Bible describes the earth as a disk.

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            • Chupa Pito
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2009
              • 15

              #426
              Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

              thats what the government wants you to think, the aircrafts just fly in circles never in the same direction.

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              • Chupa Pito
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2009
                • 15

                #427
                Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                yeah, just like a coin........it only seems round because the airplane goes around. its like a snow globe!

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                • anony mouse
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                  • Feb 2009
                  • 12

                  #428
                  Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Coins are round. The Bible describes the earth as a disk.
                  The bible also describes the earth having corners. Which shape is it?

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #429
                    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                    Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
                    The bible also describes the earth having corners. Which shape is it?
                    It used to be shaped like a rectangular sponge until the flood. Then it absorbed all the water and became an oviod.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Chupa Pito
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 15

                      #430
                      Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                      tell him pastor tell him

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                      • anony mouse
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                        • Feb 2009
                        • 12

                        #431
                        Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                        Amazing! Our Earth has taken the form of a coin, sponge, and now egg.
                        I hope a double helix is next.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #432
                          Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                          Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
                          Amazing! Our Earth has taken the form of a coin, sponge, and now egg.
                          I hope a double helix is next.
                          This is the final shape. NOW can you see GOD'S power?
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Chupa Pito
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 15

                            #433
                            Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                            Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
                            Amazing! Our Earth has taken the form of a coin, sponge, and now egg.
                            I hope a double helix is next.
                            why are you being so closed minded, read the word of god and you will understand clearly.

                            see!
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                            • anony mouse
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                              • Feb 2009
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                              #434
                              Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              This is the final shape. NOW can you see GOD'S power?
                              Why is the ovoid the final shape? A sphere seems more practical and aesthetic.

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                              • Chupa Pito
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 15

                                #435
                                Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                                Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
                                Why is the ovoid the final shape? A sphere seems more practical and aesthetic.
                                answer me this...

                                are you practical and aesthetic?

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