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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    EVERYONE THIS IS A TEENAGE BOY CONFUSED BY TO MUCH SELF-EXPERIMENTATION. WHEN NARRATING THE CREATION OF THE WORLD TO THE MAKERS OF THE BIBLE I JOKINGLY SAID THAT THE EARTH WAS FLAT. I WAS MAKING A REFERENCE TO EVE'S CHEST. I AM SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.

    HELP ME I AM GOING BLIND!
    Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 11-15-2010, 11:05 PM. Reason: de-tarding post
    YOU ALL SHOULD BE THANKING JESUS UNTIL YOUR BUTTS HURT!

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by God_real View Post
      EVERYONE THIS IS A TEENAGE BOY CONFUSED BY TO MUCH SELF-EXPERIMENTATION. WHEN NARRATING THE CREATION OF THE WORLD TO THE MAKERS OF THE BIBLE I JOKINGLY SAID THAT THE EARTH WAS FLAT. I WAS MAKING A REFERENCE TO EVE'S CHEST. I AM SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.

      HELP ME I AM GOING BLIND!
      Stop being a blasphemer. No-one believes you.
      Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 11-15-2010, 11:06 PM. Reason: correcting quoted post
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Stop being a blasphemer. No-one believes you.
        NO SERIOUSLY THE EARTH IS ROUND. LIKE A BEACH BALL.
        YOU ALL SHOULD BE THANKING JESUS UNTIL YOUR BUTTS HURT!

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by Dog_real View Post
          NO SERIOUSLY THE EARTH IS ROUND. LIKE A BEACH BALL.
          Surprise, surprise. Typical for an unsaved they couldn't wait two posts to start talking about their balls with Lisa.

          Sick man, really sick.

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by God_real View Post
            EVERYONE THIS IS GOD. WHEN NARRATING THE CREATION OF THE WORLD TO THE MAKERS OF THE BIBLE I JOKINGLY SAID THAT THE EARTH WAS FLAT. I WAS MAKING A REFERENCE TO EVE'S CHEST. I AM SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.
            I pray to God to save you from the punishment God will meter out to you for your wicked blasphemy. It has been revealed to me in a vision from God the Eve was a very well and perfectly developed women, after all God created Eve from one of Adams rib.

            Genesis 1: 26 And God said, Let vs make man in our Image, after our likenesse: and let them haue dominion ouer the fish of the sea, and ouer the foule of the aire, and ouer the cattell, and ouer all the earth, and ouer euery creeping thing that creepeth vpon the earth.
            27 So God created man in his owne Image, in the Image of God created hee him; male and female created hee them.
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            Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
            so a fool returneth to his folly

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by Dog_real View Post
              NO SERIOUSLY THE EARTH IS ROUND. LIKE A BEACH BALL.
              Read this thread through in its entirety. The information held here will show you quite clearly that you are WRONG. Do not post again until you have done this. Failure to comply with my request, could compromise your posting privileges.

              YIC

              Phebe Carlyle.




              There's Jesus here,
              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                HEY STOP CHANGING WHAT I AM WRITING I DID NOT SAY THAT! YOU SHALL BURN IN ETERNAL DAMNATION (sp.? ) FOR WHAT YOU ARE DOING! I AM NOT 'DOG' I AM A TEENAGE BOY SERIAL SELF-POLLUTER AND I COMMAND YOU TO STOP, COLLABORATE, AND LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. IF NOT MY HARRY POTTER SHALL HAVE DIED IN VAIN.

                PS. MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN, TURNS OUT THERE ARE EVEN SOME THINGS THAT GOD CAN NOT FIX
                Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 11-15-2010, 11:13 PM. Reason: fixed broken tag
                YOU ALL SHOULD BE THANKING JESUS UNTIL YOUR BUTTS HURT!

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Dog_real View Post
                  NO SERIOUSLY THE EARTH IS ROUND. LIKE A BEACH BALL.
                  The earth is flat and is not a sphere. If the earth was like a beach ball, imagine what would happen when the air escaped.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by Dog_real View Post
                    EVERYONE THIS IS A TEENAGE BOY CONFUSED BY TO MUCH SELF-EXPERIMENTATION. WHEN NARRATING THE CREATION OF THE WORLD TO THE MAKERS OF THE BIBLE I JOKINGLY SAID THAT THE EARTH WAS FLAT. I WAS MAKING A REFERENCE TO EVE'S CHEST. I AM SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.

                    HELP ME I AM GOING BLIND!
                    I CAN CLEARLY TELL THIS IS NOT ME. I WOULD NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF USING 'TO' INSTEAD OF THE PROPER 'TOO' AS IN THERE IS TOO MUCH PEANUT BUTTER IN THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR FOR THERE TO BE ANY LIFE CREATED.

                    NICE TRY
                    Last edited by Felicity; 11-15-2010, 11:29 PM. Reason: Made those huge letters a bit smaller
                    YOU ALL SHOULD BE THANKING JESUS UNTIL YOUR BUTTS HURT!

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      <<<<<< Links to women with enourmous pendulous bosoms removed - Moderator >>>>>>

                      So geniuses, if the earth is "flat" then explain these.

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by God>Allah View Post
                        <<<<<< Links to women with enourmous pendulous bosoms removed - Moderator >>>>>>

                        So geniuses, if the earth is "flat" then explain these.
                        If I had to guess, I'd have to say surgery and silicone?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Actually, they don't show that it is a sphere either. It shows the Earth is a circle though, which confirms what the Bible says. So, there's your explanation.

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            ALLAH IS GOD. OH DEAR!
                            YOU ALL SHOULD BE THANKING JESUS UNTIL YOUR BUTTS HURT!

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              Actually, they don't show that it is a sphere either. It shows the Earth is a circle though, which confirms what the Bible says. So, there's your explanation.
                              Are you blind mentally and physically? You can CLEARLY tell that is a sphere. If the Earth was flat, how come people have navigated around the world? There is pictures and facts to back up that statement. All you have is a book MADE by men with no facts. Explain to me how you aren't retarded?

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by God is Flat View Post
                                Are you blind mentally and physically? You can CLEARLY tell that is a sphere. If the Earth was flat, how come people have navigated around the world? There is pictures and facts to back up that statement. All you have is a book MADE by men with no facts. Explain to me how you aren't retarded?
                                All of your questions have already been answered in this thread numerous times. Quit wasting God's precious bandwidth and read the thread for yourself.
                                The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                                Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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