[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Strange how no one has provided ANY proof of how seasons would be possible on a flat Earth.

Simple. The sun revolves around the flat earth, as if you took a flashlight and shined it down on your kitchen table. Only part of the table is illuminated, and as you move the flashlight around, different parts of the table is lit up. That explains night and day.

Now for seasons, it's simple. The sun moves up and down. Right now, when the sun is overhead the Northern Hemisphere, it's pretty far away (maybe about 600-700 miles away), but when it gets to the Southern Hemisphere, it drops closer to the earth (400-500 miles away). That's why it's warm down in Brazil right now but cold in New York. Hope this answered your question.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Strange how no one has provided ANY proof of how seasons would be possible on a flat Earth.

Strange how none of you godmockers have been able to prove that one word of the Holy Bible is false in any way.

[Dr. Boob]

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Strange how none of you godmockers have been able to prove that one word of the Holy Bible is false in any way.

Why would I try to prove the Bible wrong? I'm a Christian after all.

Also, @Rev. Jim, that makes sense except for one thing, what makes the sun move up and down? Don't just say God, i want some kind of science.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Why would I try to prove the Bible wrong? I'm a Christian after all.

Also, @Rev. Jim, that makes sense except for one thing, what makes the sun move up and down? Don't just say God, i want some kind of science.

Those two sentences cancel each other out.

If you're a Christian then my uncle was the king of Siam.

[Dr. Boob]

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Those two sentences cancel each other out.

If you're a Christian then my uncle was the king of Siam.

I guess you're royalty then. Also, I'd like to point out that next to your name it says "Putting the stud in Bible study"
That sounds like pride to me, and if I'm not mistaken pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

if I'm not mistaken pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

Please post the verse that you refer to. I'd like to learn about these "seven deadly sins" you speak of.




And by the way, what exactly are you a doctor of?

[James Dewitt]

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Please post the verse that you refer to. I'd like to learn about these "seven deadly sins" you speak of.




And by the way, what exactly are you a doctor of?

The seven deadly sins is a Catlik thing. Note that they do not include kiddie fiddling, DA pope says that's OK.


Pastor have you ever heard of a " Proctologist"?

[Sheldon the Swede]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

The seven deadly sins is a Catlik thing. Note that they do not include kiddie fiddling, DA pope says that's OK.


Pastor have you ever heard of a " Proctologist"?

Not so catholic, those sins are more global rules, It says how you musn't act when you're with people, you for instance have at least broke 5 just for today.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Not so catholic, those sins are more global rules, It says how you musn't act when you're with people, you for instance have at least broke 5 just for today.

Can you please show them to me, I can not find them ANTWHERE in my KJV1611.

Seven deadly sins - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Seven Deadly Sins, also known as the Capital Vices or Cardinal Sins, is a classification of objectionable vices that has been used since early Christian times to educate and instruct followers concerning fallen humanity's tendency to sin. The currently recognized version of the list is usually given as wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
The Catholic Church divides sin into two categories: "venial sins", which are relatively minor and can be forgiven through any sacramentals or sacraments of the Church (as well as through prayer and acts of charity), and the more severe "grave" or mortal sins. Theologically, a mortal sin is believed to destroy the life of grace within the person and thus creates the threat of eternal damnation. "Mortal sin, by attacking the vital principle within us - that is, charity - necessitates a new initiative of God's mercy and a conversion of heart which is normally accomplished [for Catholics] within the setting of the sacrament of reconciliation."[1]
The Deadly Sins do not belong to an additional category of sin. Rather, they are the sins that are seen as the origin ("capital" comes from the Latin caput, head) of the other sins. A "deadly sin" can be either venial or mortal, depending on the situation; but "they are called 'capital' because they engender other sins, other vices."[2]
Beginning in the early 14th century, the popularity of the seven deadly sins as a theme among European artists of the time eventually helped to ingrain them in many areas of Catholic culture and Catholic consciousness in general throughout the world. One means of such ingraining was the creation of the mnemonic "SALIGIA" based on the first letters in Latin of the seven deadly sins: superbia, avaritia, luxuria, invidia, gula, ira, acedia.[3]

Thanks ever so much for playing " Are you a dumb ass today" YIC James

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Not so catholic, those sins are more global rules, It says how you musn't act when you're with people, you for instance have at least broke 5 just for today.

What the heck do these silly NON-Biblical sins have to do with this thread anyways?

Stop trying to derail the thread because you atheists cannot disprove the good True Christian science started by Rev. Osborne and backed up by myself and others several times.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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You have yet to answer Pastor Zeke when he pointed out the conflict in your two statements:

I'm a Christian after all.

Don't just say God, i want some kind of science.

Why do you think you are a Christian? What core set of beliefs must you have to be a Christian?

Not so catholic, those sins are more global rules, It says how you musn't act when you're with people, you for instance have at least broke 5 just for today.

Do you now admit that these "seven sins" are NOT in the Bible? What other beliefs do you have about the Bible that are wrong?

[Sgt. Jack Von Trap]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You sir have proven yourself to be a full fledged retard, CONGRATULATIONS SINNER.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You sir have proven yourself to be a full fledged retard, CONGRATULATIONS SINNER.

To whom are you speaking

[FalseChristian]

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To whom are you speaking

Dear James Dewitt,

After reading your intimidating half-sentence and horrifying angry face, I quickly ran upstairs and hid in the bed. Fortunately for me, after seeing that your profile pic reminds me of the director of Indiana Jones and Steven Hawking, both of which are respectable people, I decided to try to decipher the meaning of your well-constructed and well thought out sentence.

I was unable to decipher it until I remembered I had a magic decoder ring in my box of Lucky Charms, which I produced at once and held it up to my computer screen. Upon contact with my incredibly large moniter, it began to shine and I spoke in strange tongues. Someday I will take a class to figure out what I was saying.

I began to realize I had delved into an Ancient Chinese secret when an Asian version of the Lucky Charms Leprechaun jumped out and me and stole my box of Lucky Charms, which are part of a balanced breakfast. As I tripped over my dog trying to chatch up, he threw a marshmallow at me and it struck me in the eye, partially blinding me. "They're arways after me Lucky Charrrrms!" He exclaimed with a heavy Asian accent as he jumped on his dragon and flew away.

As I sullenly trudged back to my swively chair, I noticed that a new box of Lucky Charms had appeared! I cried out with glee when I saw that a note had been placed on the box. It read, "Here ya go! Have yourself some Breaky!

Your favorite Steven Hawking Lookalike,
James Dewitt
James Dewitt"

That was all it took to establish the First Church of James Dewitt.

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Do you see what I just did? I guarantee you I could get at least 500 members in a month, qualifying my new church as an actual religion. No matter how ridiculous and false my anectdote is, people would still believe it(e.g., the Church of Scientology). I could claim that the world is made of James Dewitt's lustrous hair, which I assume is treated every night by Touch of Gray, and people would believe it.

Here's the bottom line:

Planes fly out of Japan going EAST every day. Supposedly, that would send them off the edge of the world. But somehow, they end up at LAX (or wherever their destination was).

EXPLAIN THAT.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Dear James Dewitt,

After reading your intimidating half-sentence and horrifying angry face, I quickly ran upstairs and hid in the bed. Fortunately for me, after seeing that your profile pic reminds me of the director of Indiana Jones and Steven Hawking, both of which are respectable people, I decided to try to decipher the meaning of your well-constructed and well thought out sentence.

I was unable to decipher it until I remembered I had a magic decoder ring in my box of Lucky Charms, which I produced at once and held it up to my computer screen. Upon contact with my incredibly large moniter, it began to shine and I spoke in strange tongues. Someday I will take a class to figure out what I was saying.

I began to realize I had delved into an Ancient Chinese secret when an Asian version of the Lucky Charms Leprechaun jumped out and me and stole my box of Lucky Charms, which are part of a balanced breakfast. As I tripped over my dog trying to chatch up, he threw a marshmallow at me and it struck me in the eye, partially blinding me. "They're arways after me Lucky Charrrrms!" He exclaimed with a heavy Asian accent as he jumped on his dragon and flew away.

As I sullenly trudged back to my swively chair, I noticed that a new box of Lucky Charms had appeared! I cried out with glee when I saw that a note had been placed on the box. It read, "Here ya go! Have yourself some Breaky!

Your favorite Steven Hawking Lookalike,
James Dewitt
James Dewitt"

That was all it took to establish the First Church of James Dewitt.

---------------------------------

Do you see what I just did? I guarantee you I could get at least 500 members in a month, qualifying my new church as an actual religion. No matter how ridiculous and false my anectdote is, people would still believe it(e.g., the Church of Scientology). I could claim that the world is made of James Dewitt's lustrous hair, which I assume is treated every night by Touch of Gray, and people would believe it.

I am a little freaked right now, the last guy that stalked me was a serial Homer. You aren't by chance a homer are you?