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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #16
    Re: This is for piffleing real?

    Originally posted by hazzy@hazzy.co.uk View Post
    Sure, i believe in understanding and you can only learn through understanding...

    please share with me, why you became a true christian and why this version of Christianity called out to you other say Roman Catholic or the likes?
    I don't think it is presumptuous of me to say that brother Nobar chose True Christianity(tm) because he didn't want to burn in Hell with the likes of you for all eternity.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: This is for piffleing real?

      This is your introduction thread, boy, not my testimonial to Jesus. I was just trying to be nice.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22893

        #18
        Re: This is for piffleing real?

        Originally posted by hazzy@hazzy.co.uk View Post
        Do people actual give you money to support your "faith"????
        Coincidentally, I have just been examining the accounts. After all wages, bonuses, transport, food and housing costs, and expenses have been paid*, we still have easily enough remaining to pay the same amount twice over! Praise Jesus!

        I am sorry to be unable to help you with your request to donate to Landover but we have stopped Unsaved Trash from donating as their money is usually tainted with corruption.


        *we don't pay taxes as we are a church.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • hazzy@hazzy.co.uk
          Unsaved trash
          • Apr 2011
          • 16

          #19
          Re: This is for piffleing real?

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          This is your introduction thread, boy, not my testimonial to Jesus. I was just trying to be nice.
          me to trying to be nice, trying to show a interest in your true Christian faith. to broaden my understanding, I am actually now more interested in you testimonial to see how it fits in with your life and what changes it has done to your life...

          Advertise your true Christian faith, even if you don't convert me, perhaps someone reading it will gain insight and understanding...

          if you don't feel able to share in public please pm me I am sure i could learn a lot from your testimonial

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #20
            Re: This is for piffleing real?

            Originally posted by hazzy@hazzy.co.uk View Post
            please share with me, why you became a true christian and why this version of Christianity called out to you other say Roman Catholic or the likes?
            Dear friend:

            That's a perfectly reasonable question. I was a cradle Catholic and originally tried to convince True Christians™ of the error of their ways. To do so, I closely scrutinized Scripture to try to beat them at their own game. Nonetheless, the more I studied God's Word, the more I realized that they were right and that I was wrong. That is, they followed the Bible exactly as God had revealed it, whereas my "church" followed man-made doctrines and traditions that were not supported by, and often flatly contradicted, Scripture.

            By the way, did you know that we have an entire thread explaining that the Catholic institution is not Christian?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • hazzy@hazzy.co.uk
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2011
              • 16

              #21
              Re: This is for piffleing real?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              we still have easily enough remaining to pay the same amount twice over! Praise Jesus!
              surly this extra money could be used to house homeless or provide for local people in need or put to some good use?

              How do you generate such large income?

              I'm interested in the economics of your church... do you provide support to missionaries in other countries, provide water wells in the 3rd world well while spreading your message?

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              • hazzy@hazzy.co.uk
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2011
                • 16

                #22
                Re: This is for piffleing real?

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post

                That's a perfectly reasonable question.
                first thanks for calling me friend, and thanks for sharing that with me...

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: This is for piffleing real?

                  Originally posted by hazzy@hazzy.co.uk View Post

                  Advertise your true Christian faith, even if you don't convert me, perhaps someone reading it will gain insight and understanding...
                  Maybe you should read some of my posts.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #24
                    Re: This is for piffleing real?

                    I am not even going to respond to this post. I see no point in trying to talk to a foul mouthed God hater who refuses to accept that not everyone hates like he does.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Born Again Bob
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2318

                      #25
                      Re: This is for fucking real?

                      Dear Friend,

                      That you find our teachings "extreme" is a sign of how depraved the world has become. Our doctrine is only that every word of the Bible, KJV 1611 is literally true, and every Biblical commandment should be followed as far as possible without breaking secular law. That is not so "out there," and in an age of deeper faith we would be the mainstream. Doesn't this secular world seem a little shallow to you, a little empty, a tad adrift? We're the solution. Think about it.

                      Yours in Him,
                      Bab
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                      • hazzy@hazzy.co.uk
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 16

                        #26
                        Re: This is for piffleing real?

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        I am not even going to respond to this post. I see no point in trying to talk to a foul mouthed God hater who refuses to accept that not everyone hates like he does.
                        except you already have responded - with not very polite comments either... I didn't say i hated god, and i can't see anywhere you could read between lines in saying that I do...

                        I respect your view point, but offer you this perhaps your comments are proof that you use this as a outlet for your inner hate of things that are different or a means of coping with something inside? Why the anger - my understanding is this is friendly conversation.

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                        • hazzy@hazzy.co.uk
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 16

                          #27
                          Re: This is for piffleing real?

                          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                          KJV 1611 is literally true
                          thank you for your reply.

                          KJV is of course a translation, is it possible that certain words and means were lost in translation from Arabic? or what ever the written language was at the time the words first written down?

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #28
                            Re: This is for piffleing real?

                            Originally posted by hazzy@hazzy.co.uk View Post
                            with not very polite comments either...
                            Suddenly you are consened about polite. Don't be such a hypocrite. Starting from title of your post it was only piffle this, piffle that and cooter on top. Not to mention that you attacked against things we believe in. Then you started to cry that people with blonde hair are stupid.

                            Now how was it? Oh yes.

                            Originally posted by hazzy@hazzy.co.uk View Post
                            tit for tac... eye for eye and all that
                            Is it your intention to make yourself look such an ass?

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #29
                              Re: This is for piffleing real?

                              Originally posted by hazzy@hazzy.co.uk View Post
                              KJV is of course a translation, is it possible that certain words and means were lost in translation from Arabic? or what ever the written language was at the time the words first written down?
                              God has promised to preserve His words:

                              Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

                              Isaiah 40:8: The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

                              Matt. 24:35: Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14463

                                #30
                                Re: This is for piffleing real?

                                Originally posted by hazzy@hazzy.co.uk View Post
                                me to trying to be nice, trying to show a interest in your true Christian faith. to broaden my understanding
                                No you're not. You're saying that The Bible is lies.

                                you should be smart enough to understand that if there is a god he was smart enough to place the true message of the universe between the lines not everyone as the exact, put in a language the world can understand
                                ...and when you read that TRUE MESSAGE you say that it is FALSE.

                                START READING HERE

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