[Blake03]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I just wanted to report back after my shower I just took. The devil was there and he tried to tempt my hand, but I stood strong and told the devil to get out and told my hand to STOP, I am happy to say I won this battle and am on my way to a life free from masturbation.

[ajroloff the queer]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Friend,

I did my missionary work in San Fransisco. I know gay when I see it and I am seeing a man whose drapes and furniture match.

You masturbate. Therefor you have had gay sex.

Wow, I feel like I should be all-defensive, and act all annoying yelling “you don’t know me!”

Well done, I hear San Fransicso is nice this time of year. Good for you, however all I have in my room is a bed, wardrobes, curtains, and wardrobes… none of which match…

And so what, masturbating doesn’t count as gay sex as far as I know as you normally need another guy for that so if I haven’t been clear enough on my time on here, I’m straight thanks, all thoughts during said action beginning with M were during times I was thinking of woman….

My concern for your soul is no laughing matter, friend.

(Psalms 142:7) "Bring my soul out of prison, that I may praise thy name: the righteous shall compass me about; for thou shalt deal bountifully with me."

I'm trying to show you the way, and yet you insist on keeping your soul in a jail cell. Let it out, friend!

YiC,

Z. Smyth

Thanks man,

I find you reference to my soul in a cell sweet, however what I put forth to you, is that my soul was already in a cell, or it felt like that during the time I was at the all Christian school, however once I left it felt like my soul was let out of the cell, it gave me a chance to explore things, and help me become the guy I am today, I am quite proud of that….

Too go back to Christianity now, something that I do not believe in would be the same thing but in reverse, I would be putting my soul back in a cage, I would be turning my back on the things and the people I love, I wouldn’t be happy at all….

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Whenever I need to fight those wicked urges, I generally like to think of Mrs. Christine O'Donnell and her righteous campaign against masturbation. I imagine meeting Mrs. O'Donnell... and... telling her about the lord... and reading the bible... all over the bed, reading the bible and talking about Christ with Christine O'Donnell right there in her beautifully modest and not at all revealing blazer... and then when I think about such things for long enough, the Holy Spirit grabs hold of me and raises my spirit to new heights of understanding and willpower, and it's all I can do to stop myself from shouting "Hallelujah!" right there in bed, loudly enough to wake up my poor children, who are just getting to develop their own relationship with the Lord Jesus. I'm just thankful that there are nice Christian women like Christine O'Donnell who are out there fighting the good fight and stomping out the evils of onanism wherever they may chafe.

You are right. Mrs. O'Donnell is very pure and true christian. I admire how eagerly tells the truth about masturbation and fights against it.
God Bless her.

[Father Mihalick the Papist Polack]

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To quit masturbating just look at this picture:

[Bible Student]

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To quit masturbating just look at this picture:

We understand you have a penchant for diddling little boys. Obviously a grown woman holds no excitement for you. Point is you should not be masturbating at all.

[Zechariah Smyth]

To quit masturbating just look at this picture:

Are you some kind of fag retard? If it wasn't for Matthew 5:28 I would totally be lusting over her.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Father Mihalick the Papist Polack
To quit masturbating just look at this picture:

Are you some kind of fag retard? If it wasn't for Matthew 5:28 I would totally be lusting over her.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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When you were a sinner, what would have attracted you to her, her intellect or good looks?

[Cranky Old Man]

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When you were a sinner, what would have attracted you to her, her intellect or good looks?

What a silly question. Everyone knows women have no intellect!

[ImEjucated]

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My suggestion

Go home and have intercourse with your wife, unless you are a woman then go home and hope that your husband wants to have intercourse with you.

[Bobby-Joe]

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My suggestion

Go home and have intercourse with your wife, unless you are a woman then go home and hope that your husband wants to have intercourse with you.

Sex should be only for procreation. Recreational sex is what causes homosexuality.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Bible Student
When you were a sinner, what would have attracted you to her, her intellect or good looks?

What a silly question. Everyone knows women have no intellect!

Well of course we all know that. That is why I prefaced my question with the qualifier when he was a sinner. I was interested in Zechariah's former thought processes before he became saved.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Back in the day it definitely would've been her striking looks. Now she does nothing for me as her son-to-daughter birth ratio is completely out of whack (plus, one is a retard).

YiC,

Zech
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[HannahMillar]

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Cant keep my hands off myself. I'm just a normal teenager with normal teenage sexual urges that are becoming unbearably strong. Help?

[The Humanist]

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Cant keep my hands off myself. I'm just a normal teenager with normal teenage sexual urges that are becoming unbearably strong. Help?

There's nothing remarkable in masturbation. Everyone does it. Why do you think it's in some way going to shock people? I mean these people are bound to whip out some words from a book about it but really!

Also why would you need help with your sexual urges? All you need to do is make sure you don't become pregnant before you can rear a child and to guard against infection. I guess you are fully able to cope with the social issues of sexual encounters at such an advanced level of social maturity as you display so why not knock yourself out. There are always restraining orders.

[HannahMillar]

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Since they keep saying I'm my way to hell I wanted to see what the heavy christians would say.

I see nothing wrong with it, it's normal and healthy. I think that if God didn't want us to do it he wouldn't have put all the good parts where you can play with them.