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  • Christy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 19

    #16
    Re: Hello

    I wasn't offended.

    If they are still in my garage after the service I just smoke them out.
    Genesis 19: 31,32
    31-And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
    32-Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22882

      #17
      Re: Hello

      That's a sensible move Tough Christian love is what is required.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Backwards Child View Post
        I JUST SAW a page of anti-indian racism from a woman who was trying to be nice and join your church. Does it matter who points it out? That fact is, this place IS racist, calling Jews "joos" and making fun of Native Americans and other people... and you call me "atheist scum" because i POINT OUT that you are intolerant? Well excuse me.
        Christy has not identified herself as an Indian, she just said, "I live and work on a Navajo Reservation."

        She is probably a missionary.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22371

          #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
          She is probably a missionary.
          That's always a good position for a True Christian woman.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Christy View Post
            I wasn't offended.

            If they are still in my garage after the service I just smoke them out.
            I need to remember that. I live in Holland, and I often have troubles with drug addicts in my backyard. They're really a nuisance, so I keep them away by spraying large amounts of pesticides on the cannabis plants I cultivate there specifically for this purpose, you know, to discourage them. They always get a little disoriented then, which allows me to put a KJV Bible in their hands. However, pesticide is pricy nowadays...
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Christy
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 19

              #21
              Re: Hello

              No I'm not Indian. I work in a medical center on the reservation. Treating alcoholics and spreading the word.

              Glory!
              Genesis 19: 31,32
              31-And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
              32-Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263

                #22
                Re: Hello

                You have the right attitude, friend. I also like your signature; it contains a strong moral lesson that many Christians tend to overlook.
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Christy View Post
                  No I'm not Indian. I work in a medical center on the reservation. Treating alcoholics and spreading the word.

                  Glory!
                  Aren't they all alcoholics? I've never met an injun who wasn't three sheets to the wind. We have signs up all over Freehold.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Christy View Post
                    No I'm not Indian. I work in a medical center on the reservation. Treating alcoholics and spreading the word.

                    Glory!
                    That must be a thankless job my dear. They are all raging alcoholics, even when they are out collecting scalps.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Not one their supposed 'Dreamcatchers' has ever caught one of my dreams. I really ought to sue. They have plenty of money from those casinos. I discovered those casinos are rigged to prevent anyone from winning. Not like the Christian ones in Vegas. Vegas is fair.
                      Praise Jesus
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Christy
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 19

                        #26
                        Re: Hello

                        Yes! They are all alcoholics..even the kids. It's a challenge every day. They have these smoke lodge ceremonies which I believe is just a cover up for a pot party.

                        Another challenge I face is luring these natives away from "wannabe" true christians, Catholics, and Mormons. They have a lot of influence here. Whenever possible I am able to save a handful of injuns' from being sucked in.

                        Glory!!
                        Genesis 19: 31,32
                        31-And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
                        32-Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

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