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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Uh, good job?
    Yeah, i get anger outbursts when im pissed of enough. Happens rarely. Very rarely. I got my friends to support me, when that happens. My whole class in school is bronies, they'll always support me.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Miss Pinkie View Post
      My whole class in school is bronies, they'll always support me.
      Do your parents know you watch this filth? Does your family have any pets?

      I almost feel the need to request your parents contact information to lecture them on allowing you to attend public schools and not raise you in the Light of Christ. I would also be obligated to tell them to keep you away from any domestic animal that resides in your house. I am beside myself, where are you from? I may need to get the local authorities involved in this disturbing matter.

      You say your whole class does this to animals? At the same time?
      How Do I get Saved?
      Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
      My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by Bill R. Briscoe View Post
        Do your parents know you watch this filth? Does your family have any pets?

        I almost feel the need to request your parents contact information to lecture them on allowing you to attend public schools and not raise you in the Light of Christ. I would also be obligated to tell them to keep you away from any domestic animal that resides in your house. I am beside myself, where are you from? I may need to get the local authorities involved in this disturbing matter.

        You say your whole class does this to animals? At the same time?
        We dont molest animals, why in Equestria would you think we'd do that? Hahahah. Not raising me in the light of the christ. Pfft. My parents are atheists and artists. Yes. They do. They approve of it. Local authorities? What would they do? Arrest me for liking something that's cute and innocent? I am proud to be an brony. So are my best friends. No, no pets. The apartment owner cant allow pets. I live alone, my parents just visit me. And im underage, but our law system allows me to live alone. You call mlp filth. Typical hater. Wait... Haters. This makes you easy to deal with! I feel like smiling again!
        BTW, much as i have done some analyisis, hating the show is stage 1 of bronyism. I used to hate it. So did my friends, and my whole class. I have a feeling you'll be all right, my friend. (I sound like you now, look at me )

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Why would people deliberately be sissies for Satan?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Miss Pinkie View Post
            We dont molest animals, why in Equestria would you think we'd do that? Hahahah. Not raising me in the light of the christ. Pfft. My parents are atheists and artists. Yes. They do. They approve of it. Local authorities? What would they do? Arrest me for liking something that's cute and innocent? I am proud to be an brony. So are my best friends. No, no pets. The apartment owner cant allow pets. I live alone, my parents just visit me. And im underage, but our law system allows me to live alone. You call mlp filth. Typical hater. Wait... Haters. This makes you easy to deal with! I feel like smiling again!
            BTW, much as i have done some analyisis, hating the show is stage 1 of bronyism. I used to hate it. So did my friends, and my whole class. I have a feeling you'll be all right, my friend. (I sound like you now, look at me )
            I didn't expect you to tell me where you are from, but that is OK. I will just pass this information on to our Pastors and they can ping you using the JesOS.

            I was assuming you lived stateside, but it appears as though you may live in godless Europistan, which would explain an awful lot. I'll just go ahead and remind you that what you are doing is an abomination to God, even if your backwards country deems it legal to make bedmates out of soulless critters.

            Leviticus 18:23-24
            23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
            24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:

            You don't have to come clean with me, I'm not the one damning you for all eternity. I pray you heed our advice and abandon your ways of confusion and perversion. Jesus is the only answer, and the only way to Jesus is to live by the Word of Him.
            Praise GOD!
            How Do I get Saved?
            Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
            My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Miss Pinkie View Post
              Transcript of an epi... Hahahahaha. You silly. That's not an episode, that's an fanfiction. The most horrible, bloodiest, goriest fanfiction of MLP made. I do not recommend it. Also, PLEASE do watch the show before calling us satanists. Something gory written by a sick and twisted fan is not in a children's show. The main brony motto is to love and tolerate, to forgive and forget. Not to hate things we dislike, and share our happiness with the non-bronies and haters. Also, if you do see satanic messages in the show (Somehow, you manage to find them everywhere), I do not think they were not meant to be a part of the content, as such. Please do remind yourselves, this is a real universe, not a real world. I'd understand if you were ranting on something like Fallout 3 (Nuclear Warfare, LOTS of gore, Ingame Cults and Occultism) or Happy Tree Friends (Dont even talk about this, it is horrible), But not a innocent, happy, utopistic children's show such as My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. We are not satanists, some of us are christians, some atheists, some of another religion, but we treat each other equally, embracing the message of happiness, cute ponies and tolerance towards all but intolerance. Yours truly, Pinkamena Diane Pie. SMILE!
              Hmmm? What's a "fanfiction"? Is it a kind of off-spin of the main series?
              I assume the original author is still involved in this off-spin, or at least condones it, right? Otherwise it would be copyright infringement, and he would have removed it already from the Internet.

              I have to say, when I browse the web for "My Little Pony Fanfiction Series" the only thing I get are transcripts, but boy, am I glad I don't get videos of them.
              For example, "Sweet Apple Massacre", what in Jesus name do you furries want to do to fillies?!
              I knew you atheists have no moral compass, but please, pretend to have it.
              I'm sick of this show
              John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Bill R. Briscoe View Post
                I didn't expect you to tell me where you are from, but that is OK. I will just pass this information on to our Pastors and they can ping you using the JesOS.

                I was assuming you lived stateside, but it appears as though you may live in godless Europistan, which would explain an awful lot. I'll just go ahead and remind you that what you are doing is an abomination to God, even if your backwards country deems it legal to make bedmates out of soulless critters.

                Leviticus 18:23-24
                23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
                24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:

                You don't have to come clean with me, I'm not the one damning you for all eternity. I pray you heed our advice and abandon your ways of confusion and perversion. Jesus is the only answer, and the only way to Jesus is to live by the Word of Him.
                Praise GOD!
                As a brony once said, all shall be assimilated to the herd. Hahaha. JesOS, what a bad name for an operating system. I bet it has Linux Fedora 0.4 standards, and all the sound effects are differient pitches of the sentence "PRAISE DA LAWD",
                Also, regarding my country, it is one of the most atheist countries in the world. We do have beautyful churches and religious landmarks.
                Warn me if you will, for a dumb reason such as: Sexing it up for Satan
                Please note, i am asexual. Also, anything that is an living etnity has a soul, is capable of experiencing feelings, such as anger, sadness and pain, so i do not think "Souless Critters" applies to anything.

                Please do embrace the cuteness!

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Miss Pinkie View Post
                  regarding my country, it is one of the most atheist countries in the world.
                  We are well aware that as communist you Russians hate Jesus.

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                    Hmmm? What's a "fanfiction"? Is it a kind of off-spin of the main series?
                    I assume the original author is still involved in this off-spin, or at least condones it, right? Otherwise it would be copyright infringement, and he would have removed it already from the Internet.

                    I have to say, when I browse the web for "My Little Pony Fanfiction Series" the only thing I get are transcripts, but boy, am I glad I don't get videos of them.
                    For example, "Sweet Apple Massacre", what in Jesus name do you furries want to do to fillies?!
                    I knew you atheists have no moral compass, but please, pretend to have it.
                    I'm sick of this show
                    Why do you consider us furries? I do not enjoy pornography, mastrubation or explict art of or at the show. Sweet Apple Massacre is a Gore-Fiction, also a sort of fanfiction, more popularily known to the internet as a creepypasta. I do not like Cupcakes, Sweet Apple Massacre or Rainbow Factory. I like to read shipping stories, or sad ones. The reason why you get the results to gory stuff like that, is because they are the most popular, due to the fact of bronies hating them. No, the original author, or the copyright holder, Hasbro, does not remove them, due to the simple fact of just not caring. They do take down the uploaded pirate episodes of the series but do not care for all the fanfictions or fanart. I'd like to remind you, that in the internet, each fandom has its weirdos, and the whole making innocent stuff into rule 34's or gory fan stories, is natural to the internet. Sadly, to say so.

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Miss Pinkie View Post
                      Why do you consider us furries? I do not enjoy pornography, mastrubation or explict art of or at the show. Sweet Apple Massacre is a Gore-Fiction, also a sort of fanfiction, more popularily known to the internet as a creepypasta. I do not like Cupcakes, Sweet Apple Massacre or Rainbow Factory. I like to read shipping stories, or sad ones. The reason why you get the results to gory stuff like that, is because they are the most popular, due to the fact of bronies hating them. No, the original author, or the copyright holder, Hasbro, does not remove them, due to the simple fact of just not caring. They do take down the uploaded pirate episodes of the series but do not care for all the fanfictions or fanart. I'd like to remind you, that in the internet, each fandom has its weirdos, and the whole making innocent stuff into rule 34's or gory fan stories, is natural to the internet. Sadly, to say so.
                      All this babble doesn't bring you one step closer to Heaven, you know.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        All this babble doesn't bring you one step closer to Heaven, you know.
                        Does it seem to you like im trying to get closer?

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by Miss Pinkie View Post
                          Why do you consider us furries? I do not enjoy pornography, mastrubation or explict art of or at the show. Sweet Apple Massacre is a Gore-Fiction, also a sort of fanfiction, more popularily known to the internet as a creepypasta. I do not like Cupcakes, Sweet Apple Massacre or Rainbow Factory. I like to read shipping stories, or sad ones. The reason why you get the results to gory stuff like that, is because they are the most popular, due to the fact of bronies hating them. No, the original author, or the copyright holder, Hasbro, does not remove them, due to the simple fact of just not caring. They do take down the uploaded pirate episodes of the series but do not care for all the fanfictions or fanart. I'd like to remind you, that in the internet, each fandom has its weirdos, and the whole making innocent stuff into rule 34's or gory fan stories, is natural to the internet. Sadly, to say so.
                          How is something you hate, being popular? You seem convinced you're not turned on by gay pony sex, and try to convince me that those "fanfics" are only for weirdos, yet you know them.

                          It just doesn't make sense.

                          What do you mean by rule 34 by the way?
                          The closest I got was Leviticus 16:34: And this shall be an everlasting statute unto you, to make an atonement for the children of Israel for all their sins once a year. And he did as the LORD commanded Moses.

                          What does that have to with ponies?

                          When you're ready to admit you have a problem, you can mail me at thomasdalton1 at hotmail.com. I'll try to get you over this obsession of underage animals with some private discussion of those vile urges .
                          John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Miss Pinkie View Post
                            Does it seem to you like im trying to get closer?
                            pony porn deleted
                            Then why are you here? Jesus brought you here for a reason.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Anyone who says they are asexual is a sodomy-loving queer. So why don't you drop the horse dog and pony show (because quite frankly, it's appalling), and embrace those homosexual feelings so that you may realize you are an abomination to God. Jesus brought you here to bring you out of the closet and back into your own prayer closet. Admit, Repent, Be Saved. It's just that easy.

                              Jesus is the ANSWER!
                              How Do I get Saved?
                              Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
                              My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                                How is something you hate, being popular? You seem convinced you're not turned on by gay pony sex, and try to convince me that those "fanfics" are only for weirdos, yet you know them.

                                It just doesn't make sense.

                                What do you mean by rule 34 by the way?
                                The closest I got was Leviticus 16:34: And this shall be an everlasting statute unto you, to make an atonement for the children of Israel for all their sins once a year. And he did as the LORD commanded Moses.

                                What does that have to with ponies?

                                When you're ready to admit you have a problem, you can mail me at thomasdalton1 at hotmail.com. I'll try to get you over this obsession of underage animals.
                                The bad and gory fanfictions, yes. Like any fan, i like to read them, but trip over the fandom raging at them. These rule 34's, i talk about, are a part of the so-called "Internet Rules", as Rule 34 states the following: If it exists, there is pornography of it. These are viral rules of the internet, known by any Internet Dweller, such as me. I do not support Rule 34's, but cannot do anything to stop the horny, sorry for the termin, "Ponyfags" from making it. Also, we are not gay. 4% Of the fandom is gay, as decided by an mass vote. Obsession with... Hahaha. Why do i find you christians so hilarious sometimes. Sometimes you have a proper point, sometimes you seem to talk pointless mumbo-jumbo. For your first question, if I personally hate something, this does not mean that some of the other fans hate it.

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