[Sparkling]

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Unfortunately, in this godless European country I reside in, I haven't been able to eat any pies at all- moist or not. The closest thing that they have are just other assorted inferior pastries.

It's been forever since I've had an honest American apple pie

[James Hutchins]

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There is almost nothing in this world (except Jesus) that I love to go down on more than a good, wet pie.
When a lady presents me with a hot fresh slice (the first is always the best, I've never been a fan of 'sloppy seconds') I just about loose control of myself with glory!

[Basilissa]

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Unfortunately, in this godless European country I reside in, I haven't been able to eat any pies at all- moist or not. The closest thing that they have are just other assorted inferior pastries.

It's been forever since I've had an honest American apple pie

Hi sweetie, I don't know much about your baking skills, but you know, there is a reason for the saying "easy as pie..." and the reason is, it is very easy.

[Sparkling]

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Hi sweetie, I don't know much about your baking skills, but you know, there is a reason for the saying "easy as pie..." and the reason is, it is very easy.

My baking skills are practically nonexistent, unfortunately.

When I marry I plan on leaving the baking to my (future) wife (whoever she turns out to be) but if I get unlucky and never meet the right person, I suppose that being able to bake pies could be a good skill to have ^^

[Basilissa]

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My baking skills are practically nonexistent, unfortunately.

When I marry I plan on leaving the baking to my (future) wife (whoever she turns out to be) but if I get unlucky and never meet the right person, I suppose that being able to bake pies could be a good skill to have ^^

Oh, dear, I did not realize that I was speaking to a man, I apologize. Of course, as a man you are not required to know much about the inner workings of a pie.

Definitely, you must sample the pie of any woman you are considering to be your future wife, before you get stuck with her for good!

[Sparkling]

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Oh, dear, I did not realize that I was speaking to a man, I apologize. Of course, as a man you are not required to know much about the inner workings of a pie.

Definitely, you must sample the pie of any woman you are considering to be your future wife, before you get stuck with her for good!

No problem ^^ My username and profile picture don't make it clear what gender I am after all, so it's an easy mistake to make- I'll have to fix that later, perhaps

To be honest it seems that the few pies that I have obtained while in the Czech Republic, and other pastries, while appearing delectable are rather... not sour, but not sweet, either. Perhaps they simply don't add enough sugar?

[Sparkling]

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Oh, dear, I did not realize that I was speaking to a man, I apologize. Of course, as a man you are not required to know much about the inner workings of a pie.

Definitely, you must sample the pie of any woman you are considering to be your future wife, before you get stuck with her for good!

Seeing as my name and avatar don't really imply that I'm a man, perhaps I should change my avatar at least as to not confuse people ^^

For some reason, in the Czech Republic, the few pie-like pastries and pastries in general I have sampled all appear delectable but in reality aren't very sweet at all, almost sour. I know next to nothing about cooking, but I know enough to say that they should add more sugar!

[Mother Of Seven]

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But that's an inspiring profile pic:

[Sparkling]

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But that's an inspiring profile pic:

*looks at thread* how did I doublepost? Well, that's what happens when I think that slow internet kept one of them from making it on xd

Thanks! I'm glad you like it, I think I'll keep it

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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That was wonderful! I look forward to the day I'll be able to try your pie in person. So much care and attention clearly goes into them.

[WWJDnow]

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Being moist is good. God reserves lack of moisture for sinners who refuse to confess:

When I kept silence, my bones waxed old through my roaring all the day long. For day and night thy hand was heavy upon me: my moisture is turned into the drought of summer. Selah. I acknowledge my sin unto thee, and mine iniquity have I not hid. I said, I will confess my transgressions unto the Lord; and thou forgavest the iniquity of my sin. Selah. Psalms 32:3-5

[Walter Van Slyke]

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Sister Naomi, I just spent two hours in my prayer closet (alone, of course, as God commanded in Matthew 6:6) reading your beautiful poem. It was so gripping, I couldn't put it down.

Oh what I wouldn't give for a taste, even just a whiff, of your magnificent pie...