Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

[Glendora Christianson]

These Christ hating liberals are making my trigger finger itchy! And I don't care if Exxon squeezes gasoline out of baby seals, we just need to do it and let the liberals weep as they drive to their overpriced natural food store in their all wheel drive Volvos! DISGUSTED GLENDORA

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I must admit that gas prices are actually getting to me, as well. I came close to strangling the counter girl at my last last fill-up. I just wanted to ask her where all the money goes, why the hell they haven't invested in alternative fuels like seal-oil, and that greedy little bitch didn't even bother giving me an answer.

It boils my blood, thinking of how those gas station attendants are laughing all the way to the bank (on a bicycle) while hard-working SUV drivers suffer.

[Nobar King]

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I was ready to pre-purchase several thousand dollars at 2.50/gal, but there's no way for the consumer to 'partner' with their energy supplier.

[bung79]

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I must admit that gas prices are actually getting to me, as well. I came close to strangling the counter girl at my last last fill-up. I just wanted to ask her where all the money goes, why the hell they haven't invested in alternative fuels like seal-oil, and that greedy little bitch didn't even bother giving me an answer.

It boils my blood, thinking of how those gas station attendants are laughing all the way to the bank (on a bicycle) while hard-working SUV drivers suffer.

You expect a gas station attendant to know the break down of gas prices? Too funny. They're employed to simply take your money when you fill up. They don't set the prices. You've got more chance of a McDonalds employee knowing the step by step process of how a cow ends up in a big mac.

Gas station attendants laughing all the way to the bank? Thats pretty naive. They get paid as much as a Walmart worker greeting people at the door.

...and whats with Baby seal oil? Lets see how long your engine lasts running on that.

[Deaner]

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...and whats with Baby seal oil? Lets see how long your engine lasts running on that.

What the hell would you know about seal oil? Do you have any facts to back up your wild accusations?

Besides, do you think it's better that we allow the Canuck's to just beat them to death with wooden clubs; what kind of sick freak are you? Isn't squashing oil out of them in a giant humane metal press something Christ would prefer?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Brother Deaner, will they be skinned before being put in the press? My current seal fur coat is almost three years old, so I am going to have to buy a new one soon and I can't imagine that press, humane as it is, will leave a quality pelt behind.

[Deaner]

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Brother Deaner, will they be skinned before being put in the press? My current seal fur coat is almost three years old, so I am going to have to buy a new one soon and I can't imagine that press, humane as it is, will leave a quality pelt behind.

Not to worry sweet Sister. In accordance with Christ's doctrine we will not waste anything. All baby seals will be gutted and skinned before being squashed and their internal organs sold for pet food.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You expect a gas station attendant to know the break down of gas prices? Too funny. They're employed to simply take your money when you fill up. They don't set the prices. You've got more chance of a McDonalds employee knowing the step by step process of how a cow ends up in a big mac.

Gas station attendants laughing all the way to the bank? Thats pretty naive. They get paid as much as a Walmart worker greeting people at the door.

...and whats with Baby seal oil? Lets see how long your engine lasts running on that.

Listen sunshine, these are tough times so put down the bedye bye stories. We got to make some sacrifices to keep things going so if it means baby seal pups get turned into oil, so be it. God put all animals here for us to use so we should use it to keep our gas under $2.00 a gallon.

[SUV]

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Where'd all the oil from those Jheri-Curls go? It'd keep my fleet of SUVs flying for a month of Sundays!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Sister Glendie,

A club is just as effective and does not damage the pelt!

These Christ hating liberals are making my trigger finger itchy! And I don't care if Exxon squeezes gasoline out of baby seals, we just need to do it and let the liberals weep as they drive to their overpriced natural food store in their all wheel drive Volvos! DISGUSTED GLENDORA

[Converter]

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Why babies? They're easier to catch, I'm sure, but wouldn't the adults have more oil?

[Deaner]

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wouldn't the adults have more oil?

You make a great point, but then every faggot-sissy on the planet would be calling us cruel.

I think a better plan would be to inject the adults with steroids and turn them into breeding machines. When they finally die then we put them in the wringer too.

[Converter]

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Now that's smart.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I looked up Seal Hunting and it says,

Rifles and hakapiks are permitted. Canadian sealing regulations describe the dimensions of the clubs and the hakapiks, and caliber of the rifles and minimum bullet velocity, that can be used. They state that: "Every person who strikes a seal with a club or hakapik shall strike the seal on the forehead until its skull has been crushed," and that "No person shall commence to skin or bleed a seal until the seal is dead," which occurs when it "has a glassy-eyed, staring appearance and exhibits no blinking reflex when its eye is touched while it is in a relaxed condition.

Now that seems just like the sort of thing that the under-10 Landover Provisional True Christian Scouts could get into. I’m thinking that we could import 100 or so cubs for practice and hand out proficiency badges for the skill and another set for extracting oil.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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Durned gas prices!! They need to do whatever they can to get prices lowered, whether it be killing baby seals or drilling in the pristine Alaskan frontier.

Now what would you choose?

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