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Old 09-28-2009, 07:41 PM
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I didn't think it was possible for Obama to get any worse, but somehow he's managed it. Not even Slick Willy Clinton actually posed for photos with un-American teenage goth sluts!

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As he stood for photographs with his teenage daughters beside Barack and Michelle Obama, a smiling Spanish prime minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, must have thought he was getting the ultimate family album picture.
It did not occur to him that official Obama pictures are uploaded on to the US state department's Flickr page, or that the black clothes and calf-high boots worn by one of his offspring might brighten the lives of Spain's adolescent goths.
Yesterday his office was scrambling to remove all traces of the snaps, alleging that – unlike the Obamas – Zapatero has always kept his daughters, Laura, 16, and Alba, 13, out of the public eye. Officials also persuaded the state-owned Spanish news agency EFE not to distribute photographs of the two girls at the UN.
Why are the Spanish so keen to cover up this picture of Obama cosying up to nubile underage European goth harlots? What are they trying to hide?
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:11 PM
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Well, I'll admit to being hornswoggled! Those women! I defy anyone to tell me they are not of the Devil! The leering grin, the sloping, half-human stance! The eyes fixed on the photographer's jugular vein!

And there are people who come here and tell us, "Ooo Goths are just humans enjoying themselves!"

How did that uppity nigra not see that? Could he be in league with them? Destroy them with fire!
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:29 PM
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So after Obama PRETENDS to be friendly with the Spanish Prime Minister (Look at his phony smile!!!--- Look!!!), off he goes next week to Copenhagen to stab the Spanish in the back by supporting Chicago over Madrid in the decision to award the 2016 Olympics!!

Now there's some gratitude for you!! The Spanish Prime Minister is a man of the world and obviously knows that Negroes are dangerous. If they get even half a chance, they'll pull a switchblade on you and cut your gold fillings out of your teeth for malt liquor money. Yet Mr. Zapatero was nice enough to show patience and tolerance to the Obamas by allowing them to pose in the same picture with his disgusting family.

It just goes to show you-- you can't trust ANYTHING about that untrustworthy, jive-talkin' Barack Obama.
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So after Obama PRETENDS to be friendly with the Spanish Prime Minister (Look at his phony smile!!!--- Look!!!), off he goes next week to Copenhagen to stab the Spanish in the back by supporting Chicago over Madrid in the decision to award the 2016 Olympics!!

Now there's some gratitude for you!! The Spanish Prime Minister is a man of the world and obviously knows that Negroes are dangerous. If they get even half a chance, they'll pull a switchblade on you and cut your gold fillings out of your teeth for malt liquor money. Yet Mr. Zapatero was nice enough to show patience and tolerance to the Obamas by allowing them to pose in the same picture with his disgusting family.

It just goes to show you-- you can't trust ANYTHING about that untrustworthy, jive-talkin' Barack Obama.
What else would you expect from a Muslim pretending to be a Christian? Loyalty means nothing to him. Look how he jumped on Iran for trying to develop some nuclear weapons; he threatens them. First the Iranians and now the Spanish, Obama has no loyalty to anyone.
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:45 PM
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Honestly, I am not shocked in the least bit by this. Two facts explain why.

Fact #1: Obama is the Antichrist. He is here under Satan's agenda and does his bidding. All of the prophecies of Revelation are coming true under Obama.

Fact #2: All goths are Devil-worshippers. They're responsible for most of the child abductions, child rapes, and child killings around the world. It makes sense for the Antichrist to associate with these vile, Satanic people.
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Although I did not vote this year, and I do not fully follow our president, what gives you people the right to call these girls 'teenage goth sluts'? Have you spoken to them yourselves? Did they tell you they were 'goth sluts'? That is a clear example of 'judging' in my eyes. Aren't Christians taught that judging others is wrong? Especially by something as petty as appearance.. Grow up and look at yourselves in the mirror. Cast judgment there.

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Spot on, that is way more embarrassing and repulsive than this

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....That is a clear example of 'judging' in my eyes. Aren't Christians taught that judging others is wrong? Especially by something as petty as appearance.. Grow up and look at yourselves in the mirror. Cast judgment there.
You are wrong. Can you show us book, chapter, and verse which commands us not to judge at all?

On the other hand, the Bible makes it clear that we are commanded to judge others.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
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Spot on, that is way more embarrassing and repulsive than this

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That is picture of Jennia Bush servicing herself in a drunken stupor is just mearly a youthful discretion! Absolutely nothing like adopting the Goth lifestyle just to piss in Jesus face for attention.

You are comparing apples and oranges O'Malley. Jennia made sure Jesus forgave her first before she humped that girl.
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So after Obama PRETENDS to be friendly with the Spanish Prime Minister (Look at his phony smile!!!--- Look!!!), off he goes next week to Copenhagen to stab the Spanish in the back by supporting Chicago over Madrid in the decision to award the 2016 Olympics!!

Now there's some gratitude for you!! The Spanish Prime Minister is a man of the world and obviously knows that Negroes are dangerous. If they get even half a chance, they'll pull a switchblade on you and cut your gold fillings out of your teeth for malt liquor money. Yet Mr. Zapatero was nice enough to show patience and tolerance to the Obamas by allowing them to pose in the same picture with his disgusting family.

It just goes to show you-- you can't trust ANYTHING about that untrustworthy, jive-talkin' Barack Obama.
I'd be willing to bet the Spanish Prime Minister was hoping that Obama would rape and murder his two daughters. Not only would he finally be free of such embarassing creatures -- No wonder he kept them from the public eye, GOTHS! -- but he'd probably also gain some sympathy for Spain and might win the Olympics.

But that treacherous Obama refused to follow through.
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