Happy Birthday to you....

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Join me now:

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Earth
Happy birthday to you.

How old are you now?
How old are you now?
We know how old you are
You are six thousand and twelve.

Praise Jesus, our earth is 6012 years young tomorrow (Oct 23)*! We need birthday ideas! What should we do to throw this birthday bash that the Lord has set up for us? Our good friends over at World Net Daily have re-released the bombshell calendar that gives an hour-by-hour playlist of everything that has happened to the earth since its conception just over 6,000 years ago. Sign up now and you get a free version of the WND magazine: it's win-win

From the article, for those of us too busy to follow the link:

About the book:
Made of the highest quality material: Smyth sewn, gold-gilded edges, foil embossing on front, back, and spine

Cover presented in the style of classic literary works

Packaged in a beautiful box for display purposes and durability

8 appendixes

Fully indexed

Paragraphs numbered

As a scientist, it is these things that I look for to know that a book is worthy to be trusted: a good cover (MUST BE EMBOSSED), more than 5 appendixes and NUMBERED paragraphs. Don't be fooled by so-called scientific papers: if they don't have numbered paragraphs, it's full of lies.

In conclusion: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!


* Source: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=110918

[Osambo 08]

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6000 years ago?



I'm assuming you don't have a major in History and Civilization, lol.

[Deaner]

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6000 years ago?
I'm assuming you don't have a major in History and Civilization, lol.

Why do we need an education when we have Jesus? Everything you need to know is in the KJV Bible. Now that you've gone and got yourself a secular education; eventually you will turn into an ass-pounding queer.

If you're not already.

[Osambo 08]

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Why do we need an education when we have Jesus? Everything you need to know is in the KJV Bible. Now that you've gone and got yourself a secular education; eventually you will turn into an ass-pounding queer.

If you're not already.

Duly noted.

So, everything I've been taught thus far in my school is a lie.


Even though there is concrete proof that there was civilization long before 6000 years . I guess the queer folk got me, Mr. Deaner.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Duly noted.

So, everything I've been taught thus far in my school is a lie.

Yes

Even though there is concrete proof that there was civilization long before 6000 years . I guess the queer folk got me, Mr. Deaner.

Pre-creation civilizations are precisely the kind of thing we would expect from the description of evens given in The Bible. Real life is messy and full of shades of grey. Unlike secular rationalists with the Black and White view of reality we Christian understand things can be hazy and complex, like the Great Pyramid of Giza being built during The Flood of Noah. That no civilization predation 10,000 BC can be found exactly like the secularist model of human development predicts is its greatest flaw.

[Osambo 08]

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Yes



Pre-creation civilizations are precisely the kind of thing we would expect from the description of evens given in The Bible. Real life is messy and full of shades of grey. Unlike secular rationalists with the Black and White view of reality we Christian understand things can be hazy and complex, like the Great Pyramid of Giza being built during The Flood of Noah. That no civilization predation 10,000 BC can be found exactly like the secularist model of human development predicts is its greatest flaw.

so essentially, you guys hide behind biblical references. Do you know how dangerous that is? All I see is hatred in this forum. Every post I see there has to be someone name-calling or spurning someone else. It's truly sickening and if people like you go to a place called Heaven, then it's fair to suggest that God's judgment is flawed.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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so essentially, you guys hide behind biblical references. [...]

Not at all! The research was done by Archbishop Ussher and is as valid today as it was then.

Never forget, God is timeless, as is His wisdom; a man would be foolish to put a price upon it.

[Osambo 08]

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Not at all! The research was done by Archbishop Ussher and is as valid today as it was then.

Never forget, God is timeless, as is His wisdom; a man would be foolish to put a price upon it.

Amen to that, Brother Bathfire!


WOW, I think I see Him.. oh nope, another dust particle.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Amen to that, Brother Bathfire!

I'm seeing some hope for you Darkie. Get yourself signed up on the ex-negro program!

WOW, I think I see Him.. oh nope, another dust particle.

When you see Him you will know for certain and faith will take your mind to strange and wondrous places. People may say that you are deluded but you will know better although they may not listen.

Mock now, repent at Eternal leisure, or as we say, "in the pits of brimstone."

[Osambo 08]

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I'm seeing some hope for you Darkie. Get yourself signed up on the ex-negro program! When you see Him you will know for certain and faith will take your mind to strange and wondrous places. People may say that you are deluded but you will know better although they may not listen.

Mock now, repent at Eternal leisure, or as we say, "in the pits of brimstone."

Lol, I was about to go there a year ago but then Pastor Eze sent me to rehab.

Horrid place.. I don't want to go back there. It was like reading the Bible.

[Talitha]

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Lol, I was about to go there a month ago but then Pastor Eze sent me to rehab.

Horrid place.. I don't want to go back there. It was like reading the Bible.

Any more comments like that and you go back there, boy

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Join me now:



Praise Jesus, our earth is 6012 years young tomorrow (Oct 23)*!
In conclusion: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!


* Source: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=110918

We ain't followin no Joo calander, is we?
Well, Happy Birfday, Earth and thank you Jeezus for makin us a beautiful home!

[Osambo 08]

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We ain't followin no Joo calander, is we?
Well, Happy Birfday, Earth and thank you Jeezus for makin us a beautiful home!

C'mon. Don't let these people tell you that you are worthless or force you to be stupid. God loves you, no matter who you are or who you are trying to be. Now break the chains of servitude by showing them that you have a mind of your own.

[Newleaf]

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Happy birthday earth!
As a present for God's creation, my goal is to better the earth by saving 20 nonbelievers' souls! I plan to get up early tomorrow morning with my Chick tracts to work extra hard converting the heathens. Here is my schedule:

5am - Denny's parking lot. I'm going to offer free newspapers as bait (with a copy of Sword of the Lord tucked into each). When people come up to get their free newspaper to read during breakfast, they will also get an earful about how they are going to be tortured and sodomized eternally by demons in hell if they don't give their souls to Jesus RIGHT NOW.

9am- County courthouse steps. Criminals and adulterers going to get a divorce are in extra need of spiritual guidance. I have my copy of the Arizona statute on freedom of speech and religion in case any heathen security guards working on the devil's behalf try to hassle me into giving up my Godly quest to turn souls toward Jesus. Take that, Satan, this is still America, and I have my Constitutional right to tell everyone else how wrong their religion is. Dusting off the megaphone for this one.

5pm- Local community college (night school). You know all these slackers couldn't get into a real college because of drugs, teen pregnancy, laziness, or stupidity. The Word of the Lord will give these sinners a better education than blasphemous science or racy "literature" by Shakespeare.

9pm- Gay bar. It turns my stomach to be around so many sodomizers, but hopefully my faith in God will help keep me from vomiting when I see two men kissing and holding each other. The Lord's work is difficult and rewarding, praise Jesus! I pray I can get these deviant freaks to see how unnatural and repugnant their "love" is. I hope to get at least a few of these disgusting queers started on the path to recovering from homosexuality. This will likely be the most challenging part of my quest. I took extra care with my signs, in consideration of this:



Pray for my success!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Lol, I was about to go there a year ago but then Pastor Eze sent me to rehab.

Horrid place.. I don't want to go back there. It was like reading the Bible.

And you're about to go back there, boy. What's got you all uppity today?

The evidence of the Biblical Truth(tc) of the Earth's age is well documented. I have no doubt that they fill your negro mind with all manner of lies and socialistic propaganda up there in Cannuckistan, but down here in God's favorite country (AMERICA!), we know better.