Delete a Quran Day!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

That's right, even if you don't have access to a Quran of your own, you can still participate in International Everybody Burn or Otherwise Remove from Existence a Quran Day!

Step 1: Download demonic text in full from here: http://www.islamway.com/SF/quran/

Step 2: Delete file.

Want to burn it?

Step 2(alt): Burn file to a CD. (Hey, you just burned a Quran!)

Step 3: Label the CD.

Step 4: Play frisbee in the park with your dog, using the CD instead of a frisbee.

Step 5: Burn the CD.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Revered,

Considering the recommended Christian way of defacing a Koran is using it as tolite paper don't you think a CD is a little iffy? Other wise this sounds like a great idea. I mean you could download and delete Korans for hours on your computer. Maybe we could set something up with a JesusOS script and set up our own Koran on the Landover Intranet server so the Muslims can't stop us from downloading?

[Felicity]

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@Rev. M. Rodimer What a neat modern way to burn a Quran!

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Reverend Rodimer

God works in mysterious ways and he has divinely intervened and inspired you to find a Godly 21st century methodology to the age old True Christian™ family pastime of burning and defiling Quarans

Praise Jesus and shout glory

Reverend Rodimer this is conclusive proof of why Americans are the Greatest, Smartest and Godliest people in the world and why those filthy backward mooslims still reside in caves and mate with goats

I am off to Tandy immediately to purchase a box of 100 CD ROMS

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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What a fantastic idea this is. I have already deleted 27 qurans and the deleting continues. I can't remember when I last had so much fun in front of my computer. Thank you Rev. M. Rodimer

[Mary Jayne Hammer]

Re: Delete a Quran Day!

That's right, even if you don't have access to a Quran of your own, you can still participate in International Everybody Burn or Otherwise Remove from Existence a Quran Day!

Step 1: Download demonic text in full from here: http://www.islamway.com/SF/quran/

Step 2: Delete file.

Want to burn it?

Step 2(alt): Burn file to a CD. (Hey, you just burned a Quran!)

Step 3: Label the CD.

Step 4: Play frisbee in the park with your dog, using the CD instead of a frisbee.

Step 5: Burn the CD.

what a fantastic idea!

what about then using the cd as a poop-scoop for your dog?

[Higgins]

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Do you really want good Christian women going onto this site? Even to delete the Koran? While I am sure they would be supervised by their husbands or fathers, I am just concerned that even that may not be enough to contain the satanic influences on their minds.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Do you really want good Christian women going onto this site? Even to delete the Koran? While I am sure they would be supervised by their husbands or fathers, I am just concerned that even that may not be enough to contain the satanic influences on their minds.

Maybe someone could post a link directly to the download for the Koran so women don't risk getting infected by HIV?

[Mary Jayne Hammer]

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Oh no... I followed the link straight away.

Am I infected?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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what a fantastic idea!

what about then using the cd as a poop-scoop for your dog?

Great idea, and THEN burn it!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Ok, I got it figured out; download a copy of it, print it out, feed the print out into the shredder, delete the file and download the next one. I have one of staff running three computers doing this for the next weekend to celibate 911.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Ok, I got it figured out; download a copy of it, print it out, feed the print out into the shredder, delete the file and download the next one. I have one of staff running three computers doing this for the next weekend to celibate 911.

Brother, if you have one of those old dot-matrix printers, it could be on a continuous feed directly into the shredder!

[Brother Temperance]

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There's an important theological question I'd appreciate some guidance on. If I get a friend to hold a pig down while I write Satanic Verses from the Quran on it in sharpie marker, then slaughter the pig and barbecue it, is that an appropriate way of commemorating the anniversary of 9/11, or would doing that expose me to possession by Islamic demons? The idea does appeal to me greatly, but I just thought I should check in case I ended up with the demon Allah hijacking my soul as though it were an aeroplane.

And yes, I would nickname the pig Mo-HAM-ed before doing so.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Delete a Quran Day!

That's right, even if you don't have access to a Quran of your own, you can still participate in International Everybody Burn or Otherwise Remove from Existence a Quran Day!

Step 1: Download demonic text in full from here: http://www.islamway.com/SF/quran/

Step 2: Delete file....

I took it one step further. I wrote a macro which copies the Qu'ran from one of my hard drives to the other, erases the first, then copies back, etc. After letting it run overnight, I've now destroyed 1400 copies of the Qu'ran.

I'm now writing a macro which replaces every other word in a given piece of text with الكلب الخراء which is Arabic for dog shit.

[Titus Templeton]

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I hope there is no virus in this quoran, at least i wouldnt be suprised if that mohammed-software transform my pc into a bomb.