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  • Bobby-Joe
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    • Sep 2006
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    #1

    VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

    GodsTruthForToday lays down a knock out blow against the arrogant fools of atheism.

    Let's recap for the baby eating, Marx reading,Monkey worshiping scum
    • Man's knowledge is finite
    • Your knowledge is even less
    • You can't know for sure God doesn't exists
    • God ether exists or He doesn't
    • You can't prove He doesn't exist

    God exists.

    checkmate atheists.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #2
    Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    • Man's knowledge is finite
    Check
    • Your knowledge is even less
    Check
    • You can't know for sure God doesn't exists

    Check
    • God ether exists or He doesn't
    Check
    • You can't prove He doesn't exist
    Check
    God exists.
    Check
    • You can't prove God is not the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster


    checkmate atheists christians.
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    • Butch Dickerson
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      • Oct 2010
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      #3
      Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

      Bobby-Joe: Thanks for today's inspirational video!
      I think this should play continuously on large screen TV sets set up on the sides of buildings.

      I take my cousins kid (Little Trudy) to church and give her a few of my Moms' Xanax. I hope she will someday be a televangelist with atheist smiting intellect, so I train her every week (and I make few bucks babysitting).

      {Here's Little Trudy following Uncle Butches spiritual workout regiment (no sleep all day, 2-1/2 Xanax, sip of wine, 1 Hershey bar ---> http://www.youtube.com/v/_gmrYQgg1Po?fs }

      PS to Spaghetti Freddie : The Biblical way of proving that our God is better than your god is the simple comparison of our Gods might. Your God doesn't even have a TV preacher. Does it? No warrior but you? Your god couldn't whip a golden calf god. Checkmate.
      Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        #4
        Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

        Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post
        PS to Spaghetti Freddie : The Biblical way of proving that our God is better than your god is the simple comparison of our Gods might. Your God doesn't even have a TV preacher. Does it? No warrior but you? Your god couldn't whip a golden calf god. Checkmate.
        There is no golden calf god
        My God is not insecure like your imaginary friend appears to be.
        After all God waited 5,000 years to see if we could work it out for ourselves before giving the parody.
        Your "god" was just a creation of man in an attempt to explain "stuff" and a wildly inaccurate one at that.
        Checkmate
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        • Butch Dickerson
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          • Oct 2010
          • 63

          #5
          Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          There is no golden calf god
          Spaghetti Freddie: OUR God kicked the golden calf's ass. That's why there is no golden calf god that amounts to squat today.

          Your god got a record of wins and losses against challenging gods? Nope.
          Any warriors that ain't coffeehouse intellectuals on a PEL grant? Nope.
          Any TV preachers offering words of salvation (for a donation)? Nope.
          Westboro Baptist kiddies could turn your spaghetti followers into their bitches on the playground.

          You just don't get it. Our Lords might makes Him right.

          Why don't you start your own thread enumerating your gods victories over the other gods? ... um, cause your newbie god ain't got any wins.
          Our God has 5000 years of victories: and continuous smiting of other gods, atheist , and demons too
          Spaghetti Freddie , your here cause ya like hangin' out with winners, right?
          Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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          • Bobby-Joe
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            • Sep 2006
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            #6
            Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            CheckCheck
            Check
            Check
            CheckCheck
            • You can't prove God is not the Flying Spaghetti Monster

            God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster


            checkmate atheists christians.
            Don't be absurd Jo Freddie, GodsTruthForToday is not talking about physical items like flying spaghetti monsters, invisible pink unicorns, or some tea pot in orbit around the the earth. These are all things that people can see, touch and measure. God, by nature can not be see, touched or measured. That's how we KNOW God exists - because no one has seen Him.

            This blog discusses why the FSM can't possible exist because it exists.
            http://maverickphilosopher.typepad.c...=150036&page=9

            People like Russell, Dawkins, and Dennett who compare God to a celestial teapot betray by so doing a failure to understand, and engage, the very sense of the theist's assertions. To sum up. (i) God is not a gratuitous posit in that there are many detailed arguments for the existence of God; (ii) God is not a physical being; (iii) God is not a being who simply exists alongside other beings. In all three respects, God is quite unlike a celestial teapot, a lunar uncorn, an invisible hippopotamus, and suchlike concoctions.

            I am quite at a loss to explain why anyone should think the Teapot analogy any good. It leaks like a sieve.
            You see spaghetti can be proven to exist, unlike God, so therefore spaghetti can't be God.

            Checkmate pirate boy.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Titus Templeton
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              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #7
              Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

              That woman has a lovely way to spread Jesus into the world.
              Maybe she explains why the earth is flat in one of her next videos.
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • Jo Freddie
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                #8
                Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Don't be absurd Jo Freddie, GodsTruthForToday is not talking about physical items like flying spaghetti monsters, invisible pink unicorns, or some tea pot in orbit around the the earth. These are all things that people can see, touch and measure. God, by nature can not be see, touched or measured. That's how we KNOW God exists - because no one has seen Him.

                This blog discusses why the FSM can't possible exist because it exists.
                http://maverickphilosopher.typepad.c...=150036&page=9

                You see spaghetti can be proven to exist, unlike God, so therefore spaghetti can't be God.
                Look Booby, don't get upset, just because I took your logic and extended it to prove that God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and yes you can see spaghetti, but that is man made pasta ans not the substance of Our Lord so you argument is null & Void, therefore God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

                Still checkmate
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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

                  Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post
                  Spaghetti Freddie: OUR God kicked the golden calf's ass. That's why there is no golden calf god that amounts to squat today.
                  So you believe there was a calf god?
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                  • Nachodemon
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                    • Oct 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    So you believe there was a calf god?
                    You are awesome.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      #11
                      Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

                      Originally posted by Nachogod View Post
                      You are awesome.
                      While it is always nice to receive such praise, Well, I'm just this guy, you know?
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                      • Bobby-Joe
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                        • Sep 2006
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                        #12
                        Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Look Booby, don't get upset, just because I took your logic and extended it to prove that God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and yes you can see spaghetti, but that is man made pasta ans not the substance of Our Lord so you argument is null & Void, therefore God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

                        Still checkmate
                        Ah, you're missing Maverick Philosophers point; God is ineffable. By God nature He can't be defined or understood, like He can't be proven to exist. You will observer in the video the circle that represent man's knowledge, God is everything outside that circle. That circle has expanded massively since the dawn of time and, no matter how big it grows, God is still outside it.

                        The minute you say "flying" and "spaghetti" you have defined God, and that means that isn't God.

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          #13
                          Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Ah, you're missing Maverick Philosophers point; God is ineffable. By God nature He can't be defined or understood, like He can't be proven to exist. You will observer in the video the circle that represent man's knowledge, God is everything outside that circle. That circle has expanded massively since the dawn of time and, no matter how big it grows, God is still outside it.

                          The minute you say "flying" and "spaghetti" you have defined God, and that means that isn't God.
                          The position of "God is ineffable" could be taken as a construct of those trying to defend a false "god" the intrinsic reason for your "god's" ineffability is its non-existence.

                          In any case The Fling Spaghetti Monster is how God chooses to represent himself to us, it does not define what he IS.

                          69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
                          You myth talks of a burning bush
                          Exodus 3:2 And the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush [was] not consumed.
                          Now while it does not claim that your false god appeared as a burning bush, the angel was represented to Moses in the form of a burning bush, now can you get you head around the concept of a being representing themselves as something else? Or in you mind is "heaven" staffed by flaming shrubbery?


                          Checkmate AGAIN!
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                          • Bobby-Joe
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                            • Sep 2006
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                            #14
                            Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            The position of "God is ineffable" could be taken as a construct of those trying to defend a false "god" the intrinsic reason for your "god's" ineffability is its non-existence.
                            Nonsense, this is part of the transcendental argument for the existence of God: God is the greatest thing imaginable, therefor God exists.

                            Since it is quite easy to imagine something greater than spaghetti the FSM can't exists.

                            For a God to be a TRUE God you need the following things
                            • ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF for His existence
                            • Something we can imagine, just not easily
                            • Makes absolutely no sense in a rational universe.
                            • unchanging.
                            • Something we already believe in, without any proof.

                            Now you have to admit, Flying Spaghetti monsters make more sense than God, therefor the FSM doesn't exist.
                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            In any case The Fling Spaghetti Monster is how God chooses to represent himself to us, it does not define what he IS.

                            You myth talks of a burning bush
                            Now while it does not claim that your false god appeared as a burning bush, the angel was represented to Moses in the form of a burning bush, now can you get you head around the concept of a being representing themselves as something else? Or in you mind is "heaven" staffed by flaming shrubbery?


                            Checkmate AGAIN!
                            That's completely different, point three in my argument debunking Atheism covers that.


                            However to reinforce my point. God only chose to "appear" as a burning bush, pillar of fire or an old man. That is is not God's TRUE nature which as pointed out completely makes no sense.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • wahran
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                              #15
                              Re: VIDEO: How to Evangelize to an Atheist ...

                              Originally posted by Nachogod View Post
                              You are awesome.
                              I second that.

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