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Default I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on Jesus - 10-31-2010, 03:19 PM

My lovely Sister Clara is the owner of an Animal Rescue Shelter where unwanted and useless animals find a home until they die.

Last year I met a man named is Paul Reinhard at a Christian Men's Retreat. He is an independent producer of "Animal Crush Videos" and he asked me if he could buy or rent some of the dumb animals my sister keeps for his movies. I had no problem with that, and we made a deal. He pays me $500 for every dog and cat I can provide him with, and throws in an extra $50 if they're under a year old. It seems that there is a special market for movies involving the young ones. I haven't actually seen any of these videos, but he assures me that they are very entertaining.

Brothers and sisters in the past 9 months I have earned more than $100,000! And I'm here to tell you that I'm going to tithe 30% of the gross profits to Landover Baptist Church, God's favorite!

When my sister asked me what I do with all the animals, I told her that I am helping them find homes. Of course she believes me because shes not very smart, and she has redoubled her efforts to find more strays. So now I'm planning to open new shelters in my region and keep up the work for God.


What are Animal Crush Videos?

As I understand it, Animal Crush Videos are short clips that show how you can offer animals to God.


Leviticus 1

4And he shall put his hand upon the head of the burnt offering; and it shall be accepted for him to make atonement for him.
6And he shall flay the burnt offering, and cut it into his pieces.
11And he shall kill it on the side of the altar northward before the LORD: and the priests, Aaron's sons, shall sprinkle his blood round about upon the altar.
15And the priest shall bring it unto the altar, and wring off his head, and burn it on the altar; and the blood thereof shall be wrung out at the side of the altar:
17And he shall cleave it with the wings thereof, but shall not divide it asunder: and the priest shall burn it upon the altar, upon the wood that is upon the fire: it is a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.


1 Samuel 6:14
And the cart came into the field of Joshua, a Bethshemite, and stood there, where there was a great stone: and they clave the wood of the cart, and offered the kine a burnt offering unto the LORD.


Many people have asked me, "But isn't killing animals a sin?"

The Biblical answer is: No, of course not.

The truth is, God gave us the beasts of the earth to use as we see fit. God loves us, and He provided animals for our food and entertainment.


Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.



This dog had nothing better to do than sleep the whole day through. Yesterday he died for the Lord! Glory!

If you are interested in investing in this unique opportunity, please contact me as soon as possible. According to my new friend and business partner, the market for these animal movies is endless! As I said before, 30% of the gross profits will go to God´s favorite Church. Our Pastors need these funds to purchase fuel for their Lear Jets and Bibles to spread the Word of God into the world.
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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 10-31-2010, 03:39 PM

Praise Jesus, what a good deed. I would love to buy some of your videos, they will make wonderful christmas gifts for my grandchildren.




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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 10-31-2010, 10:04 PM

An excellent plan Brother Titus. I have a lot of footage from the Guncam™ which I have with my Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter. Usually of heads of animals completely exploding. If you are interested I can send it to you.

By the way, I hope you are not tithing too little to the Church. It should be at least 10% of the revenue, regardless of the gross profit.

Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"


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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 11-03-2010, 04:54 PM

i looked for this video company and could not find it .. that, along with the asinine content of this post leads me to believe it is, in fact, a farce .. on the off-chance Mr Templeton's post is legit:

do you really think making money off the exploitation of God's innocent creatures is pleasing to Him?

John 2:14-15

14 In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15 So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.

ps. Titus Templeton, you are not acting very Christ-like toward your sister.
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i looked for this video company and could not find it .. that, along with the asinine content of this post leads me to believe it is, in fact, a farce .. on the off-chance Mr Templeton's post is legit:

do you really think making money off the exploitation of God's innocent creatures is pleasing to Him?

John 2:14-15

14 In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15 So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.

ps. Titus Templeton, you are not acting very Christ-like toward your sister.
Even though I'm offended on Mr. Templeton and all True Christians ™ behalf because of your evil lies you have posted here, I still would like to thank you for persecuting us! God tells us that we are blessed by it.

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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 11-03-2010, 06:18 PM

I mean no persecution what-so-ever. I am a fellow brother in Christ & believe we are to hold each other accountable.

It is possible (however unlikely) that a new-comer on this site may have something worthwhile to say, yes?!

And it is possible for two fellow-Christians to disagree on something & still love each other as sisters/brothers, correct?!

And it is possible that the brother in the right is the one with the unpopular opinion, amen?!

Well, it appears that on this site, on this particular issue, I am the one with the unpopular opinion. I do not claim to be a perfect being. I believe in the renewing of my mind. However, I have already been accused of (& received infractions for) "being blind and misquoting the Bible". I have not, however, had any light shed on what my misinterpretation was.

In my most humble opinion, I believe Jesus does not want us to turn His temple into a market place. I believe Titus Templeton's post here is dangerously close, in the very least. (Thus, my quotation of John 2:14-15)

I apologize for not quoting the Bible in the King James version. I will not make that mistake again.
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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 11-03-2010, 09:06 PM

Why do you hate Jesus? I'm doing something good, i donate money to God´s favorite Church. Everything you do is hide behind scripture.
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do you really think making money off the exploitation of God's innocent creatures is pleasing to Him?

John 2:14-15

14 In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15 So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.
He drove them from the temple because they were desecrating it with their greed, not because of what they were selling.

If you're going to back a point with Biblical facts, use relevant ones.
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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 11-04-2010, 01:08 AM

What a Blessed service you are providing in the Lord's name!

I have several puppies that I can "rescue" from our local shelter. They are what they call a "live" shelter, in that they tend not to kill the animals right away, which smacks of sloth, lechery and greed. They probably keep them alive to sodomize them after they close for the day anyway.

Can I mail them to you? I'm sure the Lord will be happier to see the otherwise worthless animals used in a way that gives Glory to Him!


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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 11-04-2010, 01:27 AM

James 4:11
Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.


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i looked for this video company and could not find it .. that, along with the asinine content of this post leads me to believe it is, in fact, a farce .. on the off-chance Mr Templeton's post is legit:
Er, what video company? There is no video company named in the post.

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I assume you are a vegan who does not eat, wear, or use any sort of animal products. Am I correct, or are you a hypocrite?

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How so? He is finding a place for the animals to go, and bringing in more money to expand the shelters so that the more desirable animals can be kept longer and adopted instead of put to death via injection.

Now, I'm not sure what an "Animal Crush Video" is. Brother Titus, could you explain that to me? Is it something I can give out as Bible Memorization prizes for the Sunday Schoolers at my church?

It sounds very cute, about animals having crushes on one another or something.


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Now, I'm not sure what an "Animal Crush Video" is. Brother Titus, could you explain that to me? Is it something I can give out as Bible Memorization prizes for the Sunday Schoolers at my church?

It sounds very cute, about animals having crushes on one another or something.
I think it would be ok Reverend. I assume it would be filled with scenes like this:



Honestly, I can't understand the problem that animal-rights terrorists see with this.


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I think it would be ok Reverend. I assume it would be filled with scenes like this:



Honestly, I can't understand the problem that animal-rights terrorists see with this.
Yes, that's SO CUTE!


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So this is what you did with those stripped rottweiler puppies we gave you? Oh well, at least their not sullying my kennel name. Although the boys are wondering what happened to them.

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I think it would be ok Reverend. I assume it would be filled with scenes like this:



Honestly, I can't understand the problem that animal-rights terrorists see with this.
Animal rights people are crazy, they consider milking rape. They want to take service animals away from cripples and blind folk, and they want to take away everyones puppies and kittens because somehow feeding an animal better than you feed yourself and cleaning up their crap is "abusive, demeaning and exploitation". Well perhaps to the owner, but not to the animal.


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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 11-04-2010, 02:34 AM

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James 4:11
Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.


Matthew 7:1
JUDGE NOT, that ye be not judged.


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Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in [his] brother's way.
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Default Re: I've made $100,000 on Animal Videos! Now I'm spending it on J - 11-04-2010, 05:29 AM

Last time I checked, you were all Christians, not devil worshippers. Devil worshippers sacrifice animals, God doesn't want you to harm any living creature. That's in the bible too, you know? Animals are NOT ours to eat, wear, experiment on or use for entertainment. You are all committing a CRIME called ANIMAL ABUSE. And for this foolish act you say you are doing to gain money for Christ, it is WRONG. Christ does not need money where he is. There are no riches to buy in Heaven. So, don't use that excuse. What're you doing with that other 70%, huh? Using it for yourself. You are greedy, and that is one of the seven deadly sins. You better pray for forgiveness, because so far you are going to Hell. Why don't you stop acting like a superior being for once and realize all creatures have feelings and deserve rights. You are just a greedy little rat, like the rest of humanity. I hope you are later arrested or fined for this horrible crime. And I hope your sister finds out exactly where you are taking these animals. You can't even give her shelter some money. What a HORRIBLE SIBLING. And you are lying! You are commiting another sin. Were you blinded so much by greed to commit two sins in one? I hope you can see what you are doing wrong before it is too late.
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Last time I checked, you were all Christians, not devil worshippers. Devil worshippers sacrifice animals, God doesn't want you to harm any living creature. That's in the bible too, you know? Animals are NOT ours to eat, wear, experiment on or use for entertainment. You are all committing a CRIME called ANIMAL ABUSE. And for this foolish act you say you are doing to gain money for Christ, it is WRONG. Christ does not need money where he is. There are no riches to buy in Heaven. So, don't use that excuse. What're you doing with that other 70%, huh? Using it for yourself. You are greedy, and that is one of the seven deadly sins. You better pray for forgiveness, because so far you are going to Hell. Why don't you stop acting like a superior being for once and realize all creatures have feelings and deserve rights. You are just a greedy little rat, like the rest of humanity. I hope you are later arrested or fined for this horrible crime. And I hope your sister finds out exactly where you are taking these animals. You can't even give her shelter some money. What a HORRIBLE SIBLING. And you are lying! You are commiting another sin. Were you blinded so much by greed to commit two sins in one? I hope you can see what you are doing wrong before it is too late.
How is making cute videos about little animals with "crushes" on each other "animal abuse"?

Are you one of those freaks from PETA who think it's better to kill a dog than allow it to be raised by humans?


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How is making cute videos about little animals with "crushes" on each other "animal abuse"?

Are you one of those freaks from PETA who think it's better to kill a dog than allow it to be raised by humans?
They're everywhere brother. They're even weaseling their way into the AKC trying to stop us from docking tails, cropping ears, and removing dew claws. Nobody seems to care that these minor discomforts are nothing compared to a broken tail, a torn ear or a torn dew claw.


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They're everywhere brother. They're even weaseling their way into the AKC trying to stop us from docking tails, cropping ears, and removing dew claws. Nobody seems to care that these minor discomforts are nothing compared to a broken tail, a torn ear or a torn dew claw.
I had recently heard that, Sister, but thought it wasn't serious. Have they been gaining voting positions in the organization or something?

I can understand restricting cropping ears on dogs that won't be used for hunting -- for example, a Doberman that is going to be a house pet needs not to have his ears cropped. I've seen it done, all 10 stitches on each ear, weeks to heal, etc., and it's usually for purely cosmetic purposes.

But NOT cropping tails and clipping dew claws amounts to animal cruelty in many cases! As you mentioned, tails are often fine-boned and easily broken (and then must be surgically removed from an adult dog, a very painful procedure), and dew claws can catch and tear open a foreleg, requiring stitches.

Of course, PETA would rather destroy the AKC entirely, and make it illegal for humans to own animals.


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You are just a greedy little rat, like the rest of humanity.
Speaking as a member of the rest of humanity, I find that very offensive, and I want an apology.

I'll leave it to the True Christians™ to disabuse you of your fanciful notions as to what the Bible really says.


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