Are Port Wine Birthmarks the Mark of the Beast?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brother and Sisters,

Today I was in my prayer closet thinking about The Mark of the Beast.

I've have been baffled about this for a long time wondering what it could be? Is it RFD chips, the number 666? Then suddenly GOD spoke to me and told me it was Port Wine Birth marks! They are Mark of the Beast!

Just look at the evidence!

Mikhail Gorbachev! He is probably the REAL Anti-Christ!




And all children born with them look like hideous demons!



If you see one of these demonic creatures while you are out and about REBUKE THEM IN THE NAME OF JESUS! They are probably trying to steal your soul!

Helpful (as always)

Sister Thumper

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Thank you for the warning Sister Johnson! And here I thought all along that people who looked like that had already been violently rebuked in the face! I will make sure to pitch in my efforts to let them know they are not welcome in the Eyes of The Lord!

Stained By The Blood Of Jesus,
Harry Lester

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Brother and Sisters,

Today I was in my prayer closet thinking about The Mark of the Beast.

I've have been baffled about this for a long time wondering what it could be? Is it RFD chips, the number 666? Then suddenly GOD spoke to me and told me it was Port Wine Birth marks! They are Mark of the Beast!

Just look at the evidence!

Mikhail Gorbachev! He is probably the REAL Anti-Christ!

And all children born with them look like hideous demons!

If you see one of these demonic creatures while you are out and about REBUKE THEM IN THE NAME OF JESUS! They are probably trying to steal your soul!

Helpful (as always)

Sister Thumper

Good morning Miss Daisy!

I agree with you completely on your assessment of port-wine-stained children as vessels of Satan.

I was in JCPenney many years ago, and I was with my beautiful son and three daughters and we rounded a display of stand mixers when suddenly we were accosted by a demon child whose face was 75% covered with satanic markings.



I grabbed my children and held them fast to me, and invoked The Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ (respectfully) and rebuked both the demon-child and the jackal-mother.

You will be happy to learn that Mall Security was called and we were whisked away from this hive of satanic influence post-haste. Delighted at our good fortune, we hugged the officers and thanked them for the intervention.

They seemed confused by our appreciation for their selfless actions, but maybe they were just being humble.

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

[Felicity]

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I am glad Jesus gave me a perfect skin!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I thought about this most reasonable question for a while and concluded that the answer is, "Yes, they are the Mark of The Beast."

We know that red is the color of Satan:
Re:17:4: And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
Re:17:5: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

I think the clue is in the name: “Port” wine. As we all know, on a ship or airplane, the port light is red and is on the left.

M'r:10:37: They said unto him, Grant unto us that we may sit, one on thy right hand, and the other on thy left hand, in thy glory.
[…]
M'r:10:39: […] And Jesus said unto them, […]
M'r:10:40: But to sit on my right hand and on my left hand is not mine to give; but it shall be given to them for whom it is prepared*.

So for whom is the Left Hand of God reserved?

M't:25:32: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
M't:25:33: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
[…]
M't:25:41: Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
[…]
M't:25:46: And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

And there we have it! The Biblical prophecy that these infants are no more than minions of Satan.

*I always thought it strange that a disciple would want to sit on the left hand... another Godly Mystery.

PS as a precisionist, I have to point out that the mark on the face of the child in the center is an angioma, not a port wine birth mark. Nevertheless, I don't think the child need build up its hopes of heaven.

[SUV]

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YES! Wine is alcohol, and what is more sinful than that?

Surely all these "people" are pre-ordained for HELL, or at least for alcoholism. Evidence drunken Communiss! Gorbachev for one example

[James Hutchins]

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I see them as cripples and treat them accordingly. God marked them because they are bad. Plain and simple.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I see them as cripples and treat them accordingly. God marked them because they are bad. Plain and simple.

Amen to that. God marked them for a reason. They make my skin crawl, just like those albino freaks.

[MitzaLizalor]

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ABC (Australia) RADIO 666 have their interview with Mr. Gorbachev archived.

“Gorbachev remembers Pope as 'number one humanist' - ABC News
Pope John Paul II "was the number one humanist on this planet",.according to former Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev, the first Kremlin leader to have met a Pope”

These Hell spruikers know how to stick together.

[Kdthomas]

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I was born with a large deep red port wine birth mark and you are saying God does not love me because of it? That is about the worst thing I've ever heard. I know I shouldn't let this dellusionally lady or all of the others words hurt me and ultimately it doesn't because GOD STILL LOVES ME but I couldn't just let you narrow mindedly think this of people because it's cruel and as a Christain I don't believe God would condone this. My father was a pastor. I know more about the Bible then most people do. I am a extremely loyal Christain. I pray deeply everyday and take my daughter to church. Who do you think you are? Jesus telling you to hate people because of their skin? Are you serious? Jesus loves us all...no matter our skin defects or our sins...it is very un-Christain of you to treat people badly or assume they are evil by any first glance. God knows me and every one else not by their looks but down to their soul. I love God and I try to please Him by showing others love and understanding. Not judging them to be evil due to their appearance. So who is the true Christain here? WWJD. Please do not go around treating people badly for having a birth mark they have no control of. I feel I shouldn't even have to say this to fellow adults let alone fellow Christains but there it is. God loves us. Every single one. It's people thinking like this that are tearing the world apart. God has worked so many miracles in my life. There is no doubt in my mind that I am His and He loves me and I will be there fighting FOR HIM in the end. I guess God giving me my life and more perspective then these narrow minded people in this post is just one more blessing i should thank Him for. Again please if you want to be goid for God truly think WWJD don't just assume or be cruel because of your personal feelings.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I was born with a large deep red port wine birth mark and you are saying God does not love me because of it?

Yes.

That is about the worst thing I've ever heard.

Apparently you never bothered to read God's Holy Bible. Deuteronomy 22:20-21, Matthew 5:29-30 and Proverbs 20:30 would be a good place to start.

GOD STILL LOVES ME

Nope. (Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Deuteronomy 12:31)

as a Christain I don't believe God would condone this

What you believe could not be less relevant. God's Holy Word is all that matters.

My father was a pastor.

Burning in Hell no doubt.

I know more about the Bible then most people do.

Yet you quoted zero Biblical scripture here.

Jesus loves us all

You skipped Matthew 10:34-37 and Luke 14:26 while using your Bible to wipe your sperm filled ass?

it is very un-Christain of you to treat people badly or assume they are evil by any first glance

Leviticus 19:15, John 7:24, 2nd Timothy 4:1-2, Psalm 37:30, Proverbs 31:9 and 1 Corinthians 2:15 all disagree with you. So if you don't mind I will follow God's word instead of your lies.

So who is the true Christain here?

Those who don't lie to "know more about the Bible then most people" but instead actually read the Holy Bible and are capable of actually pointing out God's relevant scripture. Hint, it's never you. (Deuteronomy 4:2, Revelation 22:18-19, Psalm 12:6-7, 2 Peter 1:20)

Please do not go around treating people badly for having a birth mark they have no control of.

No control over it? That's utter nonsense. Just pray to have it removed and if you truly believe God will answer. (Matthew 21:22, John 9:31, Luke 18:27)

God loves us. Every single one.

NO! NO! NO!

Proverbs 6:16-19 King James Version (KJV)

These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Revelation 21:8 King James Version (KJV)

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Unfalsifiable]

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Communists hate Christ, but look at the Christians in Russia - hairy old men burning incense and flailing suspiciously shaped beads about.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Communists hate Christ, but look at the Christians in Russia - hairy old men burning incense and flailing suspiciously shaped beads about.

Are you referring to Russian Orthodoxes? Not even Aristotle could logic-chop them into being Christians. Have you read The Bible?

Of course, on purchasing power parity there are high value items available in America that Europeans never even heard of. A bit like comparing stone axes or the more advanced copper chisel with anthrax drones & cruise nukes. Even now there are challenges to American democracy but does Russia even have a democracy to challenge?

Please restrict yourself to the topic in hand.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I know I shouldn't let this dellusionally lady or all of the others words hurt me and ultimately it doesn't because GOD STILL LOVES ME

You're confused, dear. Consider how in the olden days the LORD desired that the Jews would be circumcised. This was so everyone would know right from the very beginning who belonged to Him; who He loved (Genesis 17:10-14). The righteous know how enraged the LORD was when He discovered anyone among His People that held onto that offensive skin-flap (Exodus 4:24-25).

Why, the Israelites even convinced an entire community to skin their unholy dong jowls before they would be taken seriously by God's Favorite People (Genesis 34:13-17). Of course, in their pain and confusion, they were easily defeated (Genesis 34:24-26). Why? Because Jesus knows His own (John 10:14), and they tried to fake it. Don't try to fake it, dear. Nobody wants to see your Port Wine Birthmark any more than a Jew's dusty penile flap.