Rejoice, the Adulterous Harlot, Liz Taylor is Dead

[Barry]

Rejoice and sing praises to the Lord, brothers and sisters in Christ. The serial adulterer and gay enabling slut, Liz Taylor is at long last dead and burns in hell. God in his infinite and glorious wisdom, chose to make an example of this fornicating whore and smitted her with all manner of ailments and sickness’s over a prolonged period, before finally casting her worthless sole to the devil.

Her whoring and fornicating lifestyle was well known and documented, as was her obsession with wealth, jewels and other worldly possessions. She chose to ignore the word of Jesus, when he warned the wealthy were as likely to enter the kingdom of heaven, as camels to pass through the eyes of a needle Matthew 19:24 and instead pursued and hoarded gold and diamond jewellery. Tonight she will be learning just how useless those gaudy trinkets are, where she is.

I found particularly disgusting her blatant, open desire and willingness to go against Gods will, and try to prevent him from smitting the homers with his wonderful gay plague, AIDS. So now she burns in hell for all eternity alongside her friend, the kiddie fiddling jigaboo Michael Jackson.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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Finally, LORD! FINALLY!

My heart rejoices!

Elizabeth Taylor dead at 79


Elizabeth Taylor, the legendary actress famed for her beauty, her jet-set lifestyle, her charitable endeavors and her many marriages, has died, her publicist told CNN Wednesday. She was 79.
Taylor died "peacefully today in Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles," said a statement from her publicist. She was hospitalized six weeks ago with congestive heart failure, "a condition with which she had struggled for many years. Though she had recently suffered a number of complications, her condition had stabilized and it was hoped that she would be able to return home. Sadly, this was not to be."

[John Creeser]

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You know, my son asked me why God waits so long to send people to the devil. I told him, of course, to NEVER question God's will but excused his youthful curiosity this time. I told him:

"Son, God has special plans for special evil people before he casts them to hell. It takes so long because the lazy people of hell have the same work ethic in life as in death, so for God's grander plans we have to have patience while their half acre of hell is set up correctly"

He seemed to grasp this concept and why Liz lived as long as she did. So with the above knowledge my son looked up to me smiling and enthusiastically shouted:

"OH DADDY!!! THANK YOU, I hope Jimmy Carter lives to be a 120!!!!"

My boy

[napa valley nan]

Re: Rejoice, the Adulterous Harlot, Liz Taylor is Dead

your all forgetting the work she did to ease the suffering of the aids people.

If there was a Jesus, he would approve of the help she offered the poor an the sick and she just died today, show some respect

[Alphonse Alban]

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your all forgetting the work she did to ease the suffering of the aids people.

The aids people? Oh, you mean homers. I just don't see why would anyone want to ease the pain of sodomites who has chosen AIDS as a lifestyle.
What is there to ease anyway? Goal of gay is to get AIDS and spread it around in all kind on pride-parades.

[SUV]

Re: Rejoice, the Adulterous Harlot, Liz Taylor is Dead

your all forgetting the work she did to ease the suffering of the aids people.

You know, you make this sound as though it were a Good thing

[John Creeser]

Re: Rejoice, the Adulterous Harlot, Liz Taylor is Dead

I know we tend to view Westboro as a tad liberal, you can't help but to applaud them for protesting Lizzies funeral.

Margie Phelps, daughter of the hate group's leader Fred Phelps, tweeted Wednesday that they would picket Taylor's funeral, most likely because of Taylor's gay friends and humanitarian work against AIDS. Phelps also tweeted several attacks on Taylor, including "RIP Elizabeth Taylor is in hell as sure as you're reading this & getting mad as a wet hen. She should've obeyed God. Too late!"

[Cranky Old Man]

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I know we tend to view Westboro as a tad liberal, you can't help but to applaud them for protesting Lizzies funeral

Humbug. What were they doing when she was still alive? Nothing! I have been sending angry letters every day for the last 5 years. She stopped breathing when her family red her my last letter. That is commitment to the Christian cause!

[John Creeser]

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Humbug. What were they doing when she was still alive? Nothing! I have been sending angry letters every day for the last 5 years. She stopped breathing when her family red her my last letter. That is commitment to the Christian cause!

I digress, on hindsight it does seem insignificant doesn't it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Frankly, I'm just glad we won't see her bloated carcass being carted around on a Harley any more.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Larry Lee]

Re: Rejoice, the Adulterous Harlot, Liz Taylor is Dead

The False Christian of little faith asks, "Why did you tary, Lord, in smiting the Whore of Babylon whose private parts were as richly burnished as fine Corinthian leather?" But we True Christians™ know to wait upon Him and His timing. For as it is written, "of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father" (Mark 13:32). And there you have it.

[miss Pauletta]

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Thank GOD.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I pray that she came to Jesus before she drew her last breath.

Sadly, I find it unlikely.

[Living_Water]

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I pray that she came to Jesus before she drew her last breath.

Sadly, I find it unlikely.

My thoughts exactly.

She'll probably be whoring in hell for eternity with her dear pedophile negro friend in crime Michael Jackson.

[Cursed]

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I cannot wait to die and go to Heaven!

It will be so fun to watch her and Michael Jackson and the other filth scream in agony! I can't wait to see their dry, charred lips split as the wail in anguish and grind their shattered teeth over the ruined meat of their blackened tongues!

That's better than television, Praise God!