Starbucks Supports Homo Marriage - Boycott Coffee!!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

You know, sometimes our false Christian friends have the right idea, they just don't have what it takes to go all the way for Jesus, and this is a perfect example.

This so called "Christian" Pastor Steven Andrew of "USA Christian Ministries" (I like the USA part, but I don't see the word BAPTIST anywhere!) wants Christians to boycott Starbucks, seeing as how they support fags getting married and all.

SEATTLE – A Christian pastor is calling for a nationwide boycott of Starbucks for the company's support of same-sex marriage in Washington.
In a message published online a day before Washington's Senate passed a bill to legalize same-sex marriage, Pastor Steven Andrew of USA Christian Ministries predicted that the Seattle-based coffee giant could lose 80 percent of its customers if Christians get their coffee somewhere else -- a number he bases on his contention that 80 percent of Americans are Christian while just 1-to-2 percent of the population is homosexual..
Starbucks is one of more than 100 companies that pledged support for legalizing gay marriage in Washington.

Well, friends, that just isn't enough! We already banned Starbucks from Freehold YEARS ago! Their logo is hard-core porno! I'm only posting it here to make my point, so only scroll down if you are a True Christian™ man who is strong in the Lord! Ladies, please use your back button immediately, just ask one of the male members to let you know about the gist of the rest of the thread.

Look at that SMUT! Not only is it flauniting its exposed breasts, but that abomination is clearly some sort of half-fish, half-succubus demon! It's even spreading it's unholy fishy lady parts! Disgusting!

So for us and ALL True Christians™, boycotting Starbucks just isn't gonna cut the mustard! I call on all members of Landover to boycott all coffee and coffee related beverages, including tea (except iced tea) for the foreseeable future, or until Starbucks fires all of it's homo and lesbo employees (I refuse to use the word barista, this isn't Mexico!) and stops promoting homo marriage!

We should probably also boycott coffeecake, just to let Jesus know we take this whole fag marriage thing seriously.

[Professor Bessemer]

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You can count on me Brother Portway. I will start my day with one of my patented, Jesus approved True Christian(tm) stimulants, Pepvimphetmine(c) from now on! Praise!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm sure they will soon have "sodomarriage specials" on the menu!

What sort of depraved drinks do you think they'll come up with to support sodomarriage?

[Lady Effect]

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Have you read this?
The Starbucks siren is the most powerful woman in the world

The article says that the "siren" has been severely desexualized (!!!!!!) since the company's inception. Originally she looked like this:


She is Mother Water, Mother of Fishes, goddess of oceans, rivers and pools, with sources in West and Central Africa and tributaries throughout the African Americas, from Bahia to Brooklyn. Usually shown as a half-woman, half-fish, she slips with ease between incompatible elements: water and air, tradition and modernity, this life and the next.


Awful! I have a confession to make, Brothers in Christ: I walked into a Starbucks once. I thought it is just innocent coffee. When I told about my trip to my husband, he gave me the worst beatings ever, it took 2 weeks for the swelling to go down. He never explained why, though (and I did not ask as I never did).
But now I understand, thank you Captain for the heads up! I learn so much here! Cannot be thankful enough for God's favourite forum!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I stopped going into Starbuck's when I realised the proprietor (some so called 'hotshot' pilot in some heathen war) was a Mormon!

Jesus' love sustains me.
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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Have you read this?
The Starbucks siren is the most powerful woman in the world

I read that article (it's okay; I'm a pastor), and it confirmed what those with spiritual discernment could already tell: Those horrific female demon images are tied in with the most dangerous female demon ever, namely, the one that the Romanists worship as Mary.

That shape, representing the (women's unmentionable parts), is ubiquitous in goddess-worshipping cultures, and it's not a coincidence that a (women's unmentionable parts) shape appears to surround Our Lady of Guadalupe.

So when you patronize Starbucks, not only do you commit the sin of fag-enabling, but you also do something far worse, namely, honor the "Mary" demon.

[EdinaG]

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This is the first time I saw Starbucks logo that clear. I don't really care about logos of any establishments. Anyway, as of Monday, Washington State became only the seventh in the nation to lawfully allow same-sex marriages. Crowds of proponents cheered on democratic governor Chris Gregoire on Monday as she signed the bill into law. But a staunch opposition has sworn to battle legislation and have it repealed. Source of article: Same-sex marriage signed into law in Washington State.

[Redeemed Papist]

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This is the first time I saw Starbucks logo that clear. I don't really care about logos of any establishments. Anyway, as of Monday, Washington State became only the seventh in the nation to lawfully allow same-sex marriages. Crowds of proponents cheered on democratic governor Chris Gregoire on Monday as she signed the bill into law. But a staunch opposition has sworn to battle legislation and have it repealed. Source of article: Same-sex marriage signed into law in Washington State.

That's all very fascinating but how many sons have you given your husband and what kind of pie do you bake for him?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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This is the first time I saw Starbucks logo that clear. I don't really care about logos of any establishments. Anyway, as of Monday, Washington State became only the seventh in the nation to lawfully allow same-sex marriages. Crowds of proponents cheered on democratic governor Chris Gregoire on Monday as she signed the bill into law. But a staunch opposition has sworn to battle legislation and have it repealed. Source of article: Same-sex marriage signed into law in Washington State.

You see! That's EXACTLY what I was talking about! Where is Starbucks based? Washington. Where can fags and lesbos get married? Washington. Need I say more? NO!

The Starbucks fish-whore logo is responsible for homofag marriage! It couldn't be MORE obvious!

If you drink coffee or ANY hot/warm caffeinated beverage, you support fag marriage, and by extension, the homo rape of our very own future True Christian™ boys! Do you really want that on your conscience? I think not. So let's take a stand for Jesus, and let's take a stand against gay pedophiles. Don't drink coffee!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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You see! That's EXACTLY what I was talking about! Where is Starbucks based? Washington. Where can fags and lesbos get married? Washington. Need I say more? NO!

The Starbucks fish-whore logo is responsible for homofag marriage! It couldn't be MORE obvious!

If you drink coffee or ANY hot/warm caffeinated beverage, you support fag marriage, and by extension, the homo rape of our very own future True Christian™ boys! Do you really want that on your conscience? I think not. So let's take a stand for Jesus, and let's take a stand against gay pedophiles. Don't drink coffee!

Not to sow dissension or to give any appearance of disagreement, but would it be permissible to drink Dunkin' Donuts? Having spent a moderate amount of time on the eastern seaboard in my youth, I have a special soft spot in my heart for a little Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee (and maybe a donut). I'm reasonably sure that's what Jesus would have drank (probably with a little Irish American Cream to go with it).

[Bobby-Joe]

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You see! That's EXACTLY what I was talking about! Where is Starbucks based? Washington. Where can fags and lesbos get married? Washington. Need I say more? NO!

The Starbucks fish-whore logo is responsible for homofag marriage! It couldn't be MORE obvious!

If you drink coffee or ANY hot/warm caffeinated beverage, you support fag marriage, and by extension, the homo rape of our very own future True Christian™ boys! Do you really want that on your conscience? I think not. So let's take a stand for Jesus, and let's take a stand against gay pedophiles. Don't drink coffee!

Godly TRUE Christian(tm) logic Brother!

Drink at Starbucks - you are a child rapist. And since you are willing to rape little childern you also sexually abuse pets.

Don't drink at Starbucks

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Not to sow dissension or to give any appearance of disagreement, but would it be permissible to drink Dunkin' Donuts? Having spent a moderate amount of time on the eastern seaboard in my youth, I have a special soft spot in my heart for a little Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee (and maybe a donut). I'm reasonably sure that's what Jesus would have drank (probably with a little Irish American Cream to go with it).

NO!!! We have to be strong in the Lord! No coffee OF ANY KIND!!! Jesus was not a baby-raper, so He wouldn't drink coffee under these current circumstances. Brothers, we are AT WAR with Big Sodomy here, we can give no quarter!

Godly TRUE Christian™ logic Brother!

Drink at Starbucks - you are a child rapist. And since you are willing to rape little childern you also sexually abuse pets.

Don't drink at Starbucks

And don't drink ANY coffee for the forseeable future! The way I see it, since most people aren't pedophile queers, if all the ones that aren't stop drinking ANY coffee, we can destroy Starbucks completely, and by extension strike a very serious blow to the economy of Washington, the latest state to spit in the Lord's face by allowing fags to get married!

[Bobby-Joe]

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And don't drink ANY coffee for the forseeable future! The way I see it, since most people aren't pedophile queers, if all the ones that aren't stop drinking ANY coffee, we can destroy Starbucks completely, and by extension strike a very serious blow to the economy of Washington, the latest state to spit in the Lord's face by allowing fags to get married!

GLORY Coffee grown in Washington State is just Satan's urine pored right into America's cups.

It is time we REAL Americans stand up to this left coast bullying.

Don't let you child be raped just for a cup of coffee!

[Bible 4 life]

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If i only had known earlier

Ive been drinking their coffee around 5 times before on my trips to Texas.
The fact that there is no law requiring them to inform of these things is to me unbeliveable!

Oh, and this is my first post, i am very happy to finally meet real christians!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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This is the first time I saw Starbucks logo that clear. I don't really care about logos of any establishments. Anyway, as of Monday, Washington State became only the seventh in the nation to lawfully allow same-sex marriages. Crowds of proponents cheered on democratic governor Chris Gregoire on Monday as she signed the bill into law. But a staunch opposition has sworn to battle legislation and have it repealed. Source of article: Same-sex marriage signed into law in Washington State.

Isn't it horrible, Edina?

I, for one, will be making some serious donations to the legal fund to battle this travesty, this violation of the will of the people, this subversion of the democratic process by activist elected lawmakers!

Oh, and this is my first post, i am very happy to finally meet real christians!

Welcome! Why not introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum? And how about respecting Jesus enough to capitalize Christian?