Hello to Everybody.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Aaron said I should get on the forum and introduce myself. Some of you know me, like my Mom and some others. I'm getting used to being a wife and trying hard to get a baby for Aaron, but it's hard and it still hurts, but Aaron says we have to try hard and that Jesus wants me to have Aarons babies as soon as possible.

Thank you all for all the wedding presents. Mom, I miss you and maybe Aaron will let us see each other soon, but right now he says my job is to be his wife and do what he says, so thats what I'm doing.

YIC

Mrs. Naomi Portway

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Aaron said I should get on the forum and introduce myself. Some of you know me, like my Mom and some others. I'm getting used to being a wife and trying hard to get a baby for Aaron, but it's hard and it still hurts, but Aaron says we have to try hard and that Jesus wants me to have Aarons babies as soon as possible.

Thank you all for all the wedding presents. Mom, I miss you and maybe Aaron will let us see each other soon, but right now he says my job is to be his wife and do what he says, so thats what I'm doing.

YIC

Mrs. Naomi Portway

Now darling, let's not bother the members of the forum with whining to your mother! I told you you'd eventually get to see your family, but not until I can trust you. And whining on the forum isn't helping now is it? I'll be home in a couple of hours and I better see a happy face and my dinner waiting for me when I unlock the front door.

Let's not have a repeat of last night.

[Catherine Moore]

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Well, welcome to the forum Naomi. You've done well landing a True Christian - I'm green with envy.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

I'm sorry.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

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I'm sorry.

That was meant for Aaron not you Catherine. Thank you for your post, it means alot.

[Roberta]

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Are you going to finish middle school this June, deary? When you begin high school you will be able to take cooking, sewing, animal husbandry and other classes that will prepare you to manage your household. The riflery club sponsors worthwhile extracurricular events.

You should be able to attend right up until your due date. The little black girls at county elementary often ride the school bus to the delivery room. You, of course, have a husband to drive you.

It was a lovely wedding and I am grateful that I had the chance to see God bless your union.

Robbie

[Redeemed Papist]

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I'm sorry.

And so you should be. Capt. Portway has graciously given you a home after some quite creative negotiations by your father. Let's face it, your luck is in and you now have the chance to be saved by childbearing. And you use your time to whine on a public forum because he has fulfilled his duty as a husband?

Your life is now with him and you would do well to remember that!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh Naomi! I'm glad you made it to the forums!

Your wedding was very lovely and I don't think any one really noticed about the thing, ahem, you did up there at the altar. Besides, lots of brides have cold feet only to forget about the ceremony and bask in the joys of motherhood! You are a young and healthy gal and I'm sure you will bring much honor to the LORD and your dear husband by producing many soldiers of Christ!

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Are you going to finish middle school this June, deary? When you begin high school you will be able to take cooking, sewing, animal husbandry and other classes that will prepare you to manage your household. The riflery club sponsors worthwhile extracurricular events.

You should be able to attend right up until your due date. The little black girls at county elementary often ride the school bus to the delivery room. You, of course, have a husband to drive you.

It was a lovely wedding and I am grateful that I had the chance to see God bless your union.

Robbie

Aaron called me from work and told me that it was embarrassing for him that I didn't know how to use the quote buttons. He told me how so now I know how to answer people.
I was always homeschooled by my Mom and shes going to keep doing that, but only after Aaron trusts me and lets me out of the house when hes at work.
Thank you for coming to my wedding, you looked nice.

And so you should be. Capt. Portway has graciously given you a home after some quite creative negotiations by your father. Let's face it, your luck is in and you now have the chance to be saved by childbearing. And you use your time to whine on a public forum because he has fulfilled his duty as a husband?

Your life is now with him and you would do well to remember that!

I know, I'm sorry.

Oh Naomi! I'm glad you made it to the forums!

Your wedding was very lovely and I don't think any one really noticed about the thing, ahem, you did up there at the altar. Besides, lots of brides have cold feet only to forget about the ceremony and bask in the joys of motherhood! You are a young and healthy gal and I'm sure you will bring much honor to the LORD and your dear husband by producing many soldiers of Christ!

Yes Maam, I will be having alot of babies according to Aaron. How many have you had? Does it hurt alot?

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hi Naomi!

I tooottttttaaallllllllllly wish I could have been at your wedding!

I sent you a gift, you should get it any day now!

I'm a lot older than you, so if you have any questions related to girl stuff and Jesus, you can just ask me since I've been a True Christian™ for like EVER!








Tammi

[MitzaLizalor]

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Greetings Mrs Portway. It must be very exciting for you looking forward to the opportunity of salvation, once you've produced Mr Portway's first child. I hope it isn't a girl.

animal husbandry

I could probably help you there, having had some farmyard experience myself & I'm sure Roberta would be able to lend a hand there too, if you asked her.

Hoping that your conversation remains chaste and that Mr Portway continues to frighten you

I Peter 3:1a,2 Likewise, ye wiues, be in subiection to your owne husbands…While they beholde your chaste conuersation coupled with feare:
©1611

all the best I think we'd better wait and see how the childbearing goes hadn't we.
If you fail Mr Portway you fail God and nothing that follows wil be good from your point of view, leading up to your eventual death whereupon you'll be transferred immediately to HELLFOREVER, but that's the way God planned it, that's the way God wants it to be & so from His point of view (watching your infinite torture together with all the saints).....

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

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Greetings Mrs Portway. It must be very exciting for you looking forward to the opportunity of salvation, once you've produced Mr Portway's first child. I hope it isn't a girl.

I could probably help you there, having had some farmyard experience myself & I'm sure Roberta would be able to lend a hand there too, if you asked her.

Hoping that your conversation remains chaste and that Mr Portway continues to frighten you

I Peter 3:1a,2 Likewise, ye wiues, be in subiection to your owne husbands…While they beholde your chaste conuersation coupled with feare:
©1611

all the best I think we'd better wait and see how the childbearing goes hadn't we.
If you fail Mr Portway you fail God and nothing that follows wil be good from your point of view, leading up to your eventual death whereupon you'll be transferred immediately to HELLFOREVER, but that's the way God planned it, that's the way God wants it to be & so from His point of view (watching your infinite torture together with all the saints).....

I'm trying Miss Mitza, it seems like we're trying all the time. I don't want to go to H - E - double hockey sticks, so I just hope to get a baby in me as quick as I can. I pray all the time for it to work.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Well! There is the little woman.

I assume soon you'll be fat as a medicine ball with sons for God and Brother Portway. Combined with the development of your unborn child and all of your chores, I imagine soon I will not see you again.
Congratulations on your nuptuals and I wish you a fruitful life.

Brother Portway, you'll be at the club Saturday for the Mens Dinner and outreach a-roundtable?

[John Creeser]

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A warm welcome Mrs. Portway, so glad to see you finally on our forum!

My wife, Abigail, is looking very forward to sharing her pie recipe's with you. I understand, because of your youth, that you need some help in this area. Rest assured Abigail will have you up to speed in no time.

Brother Portway, you'll be at the club Saturday for the Mens Dinner and outreach a-roundtable?

You can count me in Brother Hutchins. Maybe this would be a good time for Mrs. Portway and Abigail to meet and improve on her cooking skills.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Welcome to the forum dear! I do hope you enjoyed your stay in the makeshift honeymoon suite in one of my many spare bedrooms. You never did get a chance to thank me for providing my lovely home for your wedding on such short notice. You did seem a bit distracted while you were my guest. Wedding night jitters I presume?

No matter, water under the bridge as they say. I look forward to getting to know you better. Did you realize that I am your landlord? Brother Portway is still only a renter in my carriage house. He is negotiating to buy, but we still have a few kinks to iron out. As my estate is quite large and you have your own driveway, you may not have even realized that you were living on my property. I may pop down for a visit now and then. I have my own keys of course, so I will just let myself in.

Goodbye for now, but I am sure I will see you very soon! Praise!