Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

[Bobby-Joe]

You can run, but you can't hide from Christ. Jesus latest hit today was on Adam Yauch, one third of the hippity hop group Beastie Boys. Official explanation is salivary gland cancer, we all know it was The Wrath of God.

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/adam-yauch-dead-age-47-171332687.html

By combining politics, sex, punk and acid rock in a hip hop style The Beastie Boys corrupted a general of the nation's youth into sexual depravity of Sasquatch bothering while using a fake Brooklyn accident. As awful as that was the Beast Boys worst offense was the song and music video Sabotage were they mocked the nations heroic law enforcement officers as a bunch of doughnut scarfing clowns with porn star mustaches. Christians have much to rejoice for today now the national nightmare has ended.

Mike 'Mike D' Diamond and Adam 'Adrock' Horovitz, our Loving Savior has served noticed with Mr Yauch's sad death. For the sake of yourselves Diamond and Horovitz, turn to Christ before it's to late and He kills you.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Beasty Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

I've never heard of him but he sounds like he was a hideous sinner who is rightly burning in Hell unless he repented and was baptised before he died like Dahmer.

Do we have any information that is reliable on whether he accepted Christ within him at the last?

[Nobar King]

Re: Beasty Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

They have Jewish hip-hoppers? Who listens to that stuff?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Beasty Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

I've never heard of him but he sounds like he was a hideous sinner who is rightly burning in Hell unless he repented and was baptised before he died like Dahmer.

Do we have any information that is reliable on whether he accepted Christ within him at the last?

Considering he was a Christ killer by birth, I seriously doubt God called him to accept Jesus to spare him the eternal flames of hell.

I'm afraid Adam was neither called much less chosen.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beasty Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

I've never heard of him but he sounds like he was a hideous sinner who is rightly burning in Hell unless he repented and was baptised before he died like Dahmer.

Do we have any information that is reliable on whether he accepted Christ within him at the last?

Personally I doubt it. Salivary gland cancer would have probably deprived him of the ability to speak as he died slowly. You can bet your last dollar Christ was with Adam mocking with with lines like "was that a fresh new hip hop hit you were just gurgling out or do you want me to save you? Oh well, I can't tell, so sorry. Try to speak up next time"

After the album III Communion Adam's had a lot to answer for so there is no doubt Jesus enjoyed every moment of Adam's downfall.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

When I was living in Fresno and working for Mesa Air, I lived in a small apartment complex near the airport. My neighbors were all unsaved scum of one sort or another. These younger guys that lived next door used to play what I later figured out was a Beastiality Boys album call Paul's Boutique constantly!

I can still remember part of the lyrics to one song, it must have been their "favorite". They would always turn it up even louder and sometimes even sing along. As hard as I have prayed all these years, I can't get these horrible words out of my head!

Out on a mission a stolen car mission
Had a little problem with the transmission
3 on the tree in the middle of the night
I have this steak on my head cause I got into a fist fight

Looking down the barrel of a gun
Son of a gun son of a bitch
Getting paid getting rich

I'm glad God gave one of those jerks in that "band" mouth cancer, it seems pretty appropriate considering how many people he annoyed with that hole in his face!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

What kind of a name is "Yauch" anyway?

It sounds like vomiting.

Just like his "music" . . .

Oh. Never mind.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

When I was living in Fresno and working for Mesa Air, I lived in a small apartment complex near the airport. My neighbors were all unsaved scum of one sort or another. These younger guys that lived next door used to play what I later figured out was a Beastiality Boys album call Paul's Boutique constantly!

I can still remember part of the lyrics to one song, it must have been their "favorite". They would always turn it up even louder and sometimes even sing along. As hard as I have prayed all these years, I can't get these horrible words out of my head!

Out on a mission a stolen car mission
Had a little problem with the transmission
3 on the tree in the middle of the night
I have this steak on my head cause I got into a fist fight

Looking down the barrel of a gun
Son of a gun son of a bitch
Getting paid getting rich

I'm glad God gave one of those jerks in that "band" mouth cancer, it seems pretty appropriate considering how many people he annoyed with that hole in his face!

Mouth cancer? Didn't Hitchens get smited with a similar thing? If you keep speaking for satan then God's is going to get you in the end.

GLORY!

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

Personally I doubt it. Salivary gland cancer would have probably deprived him of the ability to speak as he died slowly. You can bet your last dollar Christ was with Adam mocking with with lines like "was that a fresh new hip hop hit you were just gurgling out or do you want me to save you? Oh well, I can't tell, so sorry. Try to speak up next time"

After the album III Communion Adam's had a lot to answer for so there is no doubt Jesus enjoyed every moment of Adam's downfall.

Considering he was a Christ killer by birth, I seriously doubt God called him to accept Jesus to spare him the eternal flames of hell.

I'm afraid Adam was neither called much less chosen.

Oh no!

I always hold out the slimmest hope that no matter how vile the sinner that a sudden burst of faith might overwhelm all the foul things they did in their lives.

My love for Jesus and the idea of forgiveness no matter what they did so long as they repent and are baptised sometimes leads me to sadness that they cannot be reached.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

Oh no!

I always hold out the slimmest hope that no matter how vile the sinner that a sudden burst of faith might overwhelm all the foul things they did in their lives.

God knows our hearts of hearts Brother. He knew Adam's would never turn to Jesus, no matter how bad it got so Christ sealed Adam's lying mouth before the kill.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

God knows our hearts of hearts Brother. He knew Adam's would never turn to Jesus, no matter how bad it got so Christ sealed Adam's lying mouth before the kill.

I'm a sentimental fool, I know.

It's just the idea of any level of any disgusting sinner who repented and was baptised at the last moment having to share eternity with some unbelieving person who thought they could go to Heaven by living a life of giving charitably and being a kind and caring person without once praising God makes me so angry.

I always pray in my closet that even mass murderers and child rapists find God in those last few moments before they die, in Christ's love. God is so wonderful!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

Joo rock stars named after the sin of bestiality. Nice.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

Never heard of him, but I think joo parents have a lot of nerve using a good Christian name like "Adam" for their little heeblets.



YiC,

Zech

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

Never heard of him, but I think joo parents have a lot of nerve using a good Christian name like "Adam" for their little heeblets.



YiC,

Zech

Absolutely right. They should pick out some name from their 'tourer' or whatever it's called. Not steal one from the Christian Bible,

Jack

[ram29jackson]

Re: Beastie Boy's Adam Yauch called to Jesus for Judgement

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are you people serious ? This is freaking ridiculous what I am reading.

Do you honestly think you are Christian or Godly people with these trashy comments?

You have absolutely no clue what happened to his soul. Its entirely up to God and none of you.

And what you are doing expressly falls under "judge not" etc.
if you cant realize that, you are way behind in your bible understanding.