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Old 11-22-2012, 11:47 PM
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No doubt your mood has been destroyed by something called "Gangnam Style". The filthy porn movie Obama used to seduce innocent young people into voting Him into raping America for four more years. After breaking two Bibles on my wive's head for failing to prevent this disaster from happening, it occurred to me we need a different approach here.

The problem, I realized, is that our youth no longer knows what God is about. Decades of relentless lies by fluffy bunny Christians ignoring 99% of the Holy Bible have completely corrupted God's image. Instead of the relentless killer of those who disobey or annoy Him True Christians™ know Him to be, many people nowadays believe Christ was a gentle gay vegetarian lover of everyone spending all his time handing out flowers and paying insanely high taxes to fund Obamacare. This false image has to be corrected!

1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 command us to obey secular laws. With Obama refusing to implement Biblical law in America, this means our youth does not get to see America the way God intended it in His Holy Bible! What would America look like if Obama would have lost the elections and a True Christian™ would implement Biblical law in America!? Godly laws instead of all the liberal nonsense laws we have nowadays that are only useful to wipe your behind with. Laws that make Jesus puke each and every day. Laws that are not even close to God's Holy commandments. Laws that have made America weak and our enemies strong. Laws that have sent our jobs to those Chinese cheaters.

Which ADULTS we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
  • Gays (Leviticus 20:13)
  • Sluts (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
  • Weather forecasters (Leviticus 20:27)
  • Sex maniacs, a.k.a. democrats (Leviticus 20:10, Leviticus 21:9)
  • People who refuse to listen to their Pastor (Deuteronomy 17:12)
  • Everyone who isn't a True Christian™ (Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Zechariah 13:3, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, Deuteronomy 17:2-5)
No more annoying weather forecasters - BIBLE STYLE:


Which CHILDREN we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
  • Annoying children (2 Kings 2:23-24)
  • Curious children (1 Samuel 6:19-20)
  • Children who hit their parents (Exodus 21:15)
  • Every child whose parents have sinned, ever (Isaiah 14:21)
  • Children who curse at their parents (Proverbs 20:20, Leviticus 20:9)
No more annoying children - BIBLE STYLE:


HOW Can We Kill Them ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
  • Stone them to death (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
  • Burn them to death (1 Kings 18:36-40)
  • First stone them near death, then burn them to death (Joshua 7:19-26) - BIBLE STYLE COMBO !!!
  • Rape them, then stab them with a knife (Isaiah 13:15-18)
  • For the children, have them eaten by wild animals (Leviticus 26:21-22)
  • Throw them from large buildings (Jeremiah 51:20-26)
Stoning people to death would become fact, not fiction - BIBLE STYLE:


Our Future - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I am certain once our youth realizes that Biblical law would legally allow them to go on a killing spree - BIBLE STYLE - and allow them to rape and kill anyone who annoys God, they will never vote for a traitor like Obama again. Instead of wasting time on science, they would spend time killing scientists (Leviticus 20:27). Instead of having gays getting married, gays would be getting stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13). America would become a safe and prosperous place for our children once more! Our enemies would fear us and then we would kill them. All of them! Leaving only True Christians™ to enjoy the planet God made for us and for no one else. I cannot wait for this paradise to become a reality!

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Would all those telesales people be on the list?
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:23 AM
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Would all those telesales people be on the list?
I do fervently hope so, Felicity. I praise Jesus for Brother Cranky's timely reminder of our True Christian™ duty in these End Times. Too long has the minority of God fearing Christians been pushed around by Ospewma's gay radical minions, constantly bewildering honest folks by their double talk and lies. Why I get taken in by them I do not know!

Small children, also, I have always found to be noisy, leaking brutes. That is why the first, second, third and fourth Mrs Hopkins's were provided with a generous quarters. The Hopkins tradition is for the father to greet his offspring when they come of age.

That's the boys, of course. My daughters have never formally received their father, although they all know who is daddy, naturally.

Tell me, Felicity, who else would be on your list? I know that methodists figure heavily on mine. Perhaps your father and I could exchange views on the subject? Amongst other things.

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  • First stone them near death, then burn them to death (Joshua 7:19-26) - BIBLE STYLE COMBO !!!
Thankyou so much Cranky Old Man! You just made my day.
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[/LIST]Thank you so much Cranky Old Man! You just made my day.
I am glad to hear that.

I am trying to show how great life would be when America chooses the Holy Bible as final law and authority instead of all those silly communist gay laws Obama gave us.

I do it in a way that appeals to our youth as they are the ones who have to start voting for strong Bible obeying Christians to save America from certain doom. I have sent a few letters to Christian music stars requesting them to make a catchy video clip for all this, but I have not yet received an answer. I am sure one is in the mail though as every Christian will instantly understand how important all this is.
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I bet the feminists now searching for the part that allows abortion.
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I thought there was commandment
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You "thought" there was a Commandment that said that?



Did you read the Bible verses that Mr. Cranky provided? The ones that he so painstakingly researched, listed and annotated for you? Did you cross-check those against the Bible in your hands?

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You "thought" there was a Commandment that said that?



Did you read the Bible verses that Mr. Cranky provided? The ones that he so painstakingly researched, listed and annotated for you? Did you cross-check those against the Bible in your hands?

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Yes,but tht is one of Ten commandments,I think tht in your religion they are most important
Thinking is clearly not your thing.

The ten commandments teach us in killing (e.g. abortion) is never allowed. However, in those cases the Bible explicitly allows killing, we are of course allowed to kill. Except in those cases where local laws do not allow killing as God commands us to follow secular laws (1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7).

So it is all crystal clear and consistently explained in the Hole Bible. All you have to do is to stop thinking and to start reading your Bible.
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Yes,but tht is one of Ten commandments,I think tht in your religion they are most important
Why would you think that? Why would the inspired Word of God be more important in some areas and less important in others?

Let's see what Jesus thinks about that, hmm?

(2 Timothy 3:16) "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."

I don't see any evidence of favoritism or importance. "All Scripture" means exactly what it says.

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Thinking is clearly not your thing.

The ten commandments teach us in killing (e.g. abortion) is never allowed. However, in those cases the Bible explicitly allows killing, we are of course allowed to kill. Except in those cases where local laws do not allow killing as God commands us to follow secular laws (1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7).

So it is all crystal clear and consistently explained in the Hole Bible. All you have to do is to stop thinking and to start reading your Bible.
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Why would you think that? Why would the inspired Word of God be more important in some areas and less important in others?

Let's see what Jesus thinks about that, hmm?

(2 Timothy 3:16) "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."

I don't see any evidence of favoritism or importance. "All Scripture" means exactly what it says.

YiC,

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so how do you knoe who is wright
That's just absurd. God wrote the Bible. We follow it. How could we not be right?

P. S. I'll answer that myself. There is no way.
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The Holy Spirit guides the faithful.

And the spirit of the LORD shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom and understanding,
the spirit of counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and of the fear of the LORD
Isaiah 11:2


Also, new discoveries reveal confirmation of those facts already spoken about in the Holy Bible. Really, only a fool would ignore these facts. Well, a fool and those brainwashed by secularism and false religions.
Bible is word of Good becoze it is writen in Bible
is that writen anywhere else?

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That's just absurd. God wrote the Bible. We follow it. How could we not be right?

P. S. I'll answer that myself. There is no way.
Muslimans and Jews are claiming exactly the same thing
So how do you know
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Muslimans and Jews are claiming exactly the same thing
So how do you know
Since they do not base their belief on the correct scripture (KJV 1611 that is), their so called belief has no validity. As far as I’m concerned, they could equally as well use the Chronicles of Narnia as their reference, it wouldn’t be any less absurd when being compared to what they use today.

Or simply put: “We are right and they are wrong”
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Muslimans and Jews are claiming exactly the same thing So how do you know
No they are not. Only Christians claim the Holy Bible is the final authority, so clearly only Christians are right and everyone else is wrong.
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Since they do not base their belief on the correct scripture (KJV 1611 that is), their so called belief has no validity. As far as I’m concerned, they could equally as well use the Chronicles of Narnia as their reference, it wouldn’t be any less absurd when being compared to what they use today.

Or simply put: “We are right and they are wrong”
OK
To them(muslimans and jews) your belief
has no validity
They are saying exactly the same thing
How do I know who is right and who is wrong
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No they are not. Only Christians claim the Holy Bible is the final authority, so clearly only Christians are right and everyone else is wrong.
Yes,they are
From Wikipedia(if you don’t belive me)
The Quran ( Arabic: القرآن‎ al-qurʾān, literally meaning "the recitation"), also transliteraded Qur'an, Koran, Al-Coran, Coran, Kuran, and Al-Qur'an, is the central religius text of Islam, which Muslimans believe to be the verbatim word of God

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The Quran ( Arabic: القرآن‎ al-qurʾān, literally meaning "the recitation"), also transliteraded Qur'an, Koran, Al-Coran, Coran, Kuran, and Al-Qur'an, is the central religius text of Islam, which Muslimans believe to be the verbatim word of God

Who cares what Muslims think? They also think God will reward them with an eternity of raping virgins if they blow themselves up and kill innocent people at the same time.
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