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  • How a woman should behave during RAPE!

    In my life I made the experience that many woman experience the tragedy of rape.
    As a True Christian man it is my duty to secure my woman from all kind of threats.
    Keep your woman in the kitchen all the time is not a proper solution, since 60% of all accidents happen in the kitchen.

    Nevertheless rape is a very tense moment for every woman. Every single false move of the woman can end in pain, pregnancy or murder. Therefore I think it is very important to talk with every woman about this. And it is not easy to do the right thing during the rape.

    When I talk with my daughter about her potentially raped, I often say that being raped is like driving a car. There are many things you have to look for and a single misstep can cause thousands of dollars.

    But what is the right thing to do for a woman?
    I made a very important experience in nature about this very important topic.
    We have a cat in our home and one day the cat brought a living bird at home.
    The cat played a while with the bird but then the cat was bored by the bird because the bird acted like he is dead.
    And that is the point:

    The bird tried to act like he is dead and the cat was bored soon.
    You don’t have to be very smart to see the connection between rape and the bird!

    If a woman is raped the best thing she can do is be very quiet and do like she sleeps or is “dead”.
    Most times the man is bored of her very soon after he planted his seed.

    Now as easy as this sounds, there is one last thing the woman has to do:
    The woman has to notice the address and the name, telephone number of the rapist.
    Because the woman has now the right to be married to her rapist, and her father has the right to earn some money.

    Deuteronomy Chapter 22
    28If a man find a damsel [that is] a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
    29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty [shekels] of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


    Now we don’t want to wish a woman that she gets raped.
    But there is a high possibility that this could happen.
    And if it happens and there is no address or name, how could any father get his money?
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    Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

    Brother Titus, this is excellent, excellent advice, and I strongly feel it should be included as a mandatory part of any high school's home economics or health ed classes for girls.

    You did, however leave out one extremely important thing, and I can not emphasize this strongly enough. Though it is certainly a good idea for the rape victim to feign unconsciousness or death during the middle and later stages of her rape, it is even more important that she absolutely MUST audibly cry before she progresses to the playing dead part!



    If she didn't cry, it obviously wasn't legitimate rape, and there goes her dream wedding and her father's lucrative, fifty shekel payday.

    Also, she would have to be stoned to death.

    Deuteronomy 22:23-24

    23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;

    24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
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      Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

      Brother Titus, I have exciting news! I've been talking to my friends in the education field, and they say they're interested in having you help them design a home schooling curriculum to teach this valuable information to young girls!

      This is a phenomenal step forward. Why, come this time next year, I'll bet Christian parents all over the country who home school their children will be sitting their daughters down and having "the talk" with them about appropriate behavior for a young lady while she's being raped.

      We're going to really help a lot of people with this. Just thinking about how empowered all those daughters will feel when they receive explicit instructions from their mothers or fathers about exactly what they should do and say during a rape? Oh Brother Titus, it gives me goose bumps!
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      • #4
        Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Brother Titus, I have exciting news! I've been talking to my friends in the education field, and they say they're interested in having you help them design a home schooling curriculum to teach this valuable information to young girls!
        Brother FM, since you and I talked about this, I have received the approval of the Landover Homeschool Conference Committee to provide this curriculum at our annual Homeschool Fair in May. I cannot wait to see how quickly this curriculum flies off the shelves and inspires a nation-wide, and then world-wide, return to Biblical Teaching!

        Oh Glory Hallelujah!


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        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

          Brother Titus, I heartily agree with this entire post, especially when it comes to the care that a woman must take to prevent murder during her rape. Unsanctioned killing is a grave sin, deserving of capital punishment according to the Bible.

          Therefore the woman must ensure that she absorbs all of her rapist's seed, and that none of it is wasted upon the ground. If she attempts to shower too soon after the rape, this could kill her rapist's baby, and this would be murder.

          A Godly woman who wishes to accompany her rapist/husband into Heaven should lie on her back with her hips elevated, to aid the sperm on their perilous journey toward the womb.

          See Exodus 20:13
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          • #6
            Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            ...A Godly woman who wishes to accompany her rapist/husband into Heaven should lie on her back with her hips elevated, to aid the sperm on their perilous journey toward the womb.

            See Exodus 20:13
            Just, wow?

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            • #7
              Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Just, wow?
              Of course, friend. What is the material difference between a zygote and a pair of gonads only a few inches apart? While false "Christians" are preaching that the soul exists only at the moment of conception, we know that God has conceived of every human being since before He spawned the cosmos, since He is omniscient and eternal.

              Moreover, there is no reason why a former rapist should not enter into Heaven, once he has married his victim. After all, he has made the father whole with fifty shekels.
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              • #8
                Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                If a woman is raped the best thing she can do is be very quiet and do like she sleeps or is “dead”.
                Most times the man is bored of her very soon after he planted his seed.

                Now as easy as this sounds, there is one last thing the woman has to do:
                The woman has to notice the address and the name, telephone number of the rapist.
                Because the woman has now the right to be married to her rapist, and her father has the right to earn some money.
                Thank you for this information. I shall commit it to memory and teach it to my students at school. I will personally ensure each and every one of them know this information, and what the Bible has to say on the matter, by the end of the week.

                "The guilt burdened soul cries out for the lashes and nails of justice. Your child cannot yet understand that the Creator has been lashed and nailed in his place. Only the rod of correction can preserve his soul until the day of moral dawning."
                Michael Pearl

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                • #9
                  Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

                  The fact you people have children frightens me. You are brain washing them! A rapist isn't going to let someone live because she plays dead! It is an act of violence not sexual- they often intend on killing - a woman should fight for her life and try to escape with plenty of DNA

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                  • #10
                    Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

                    Originally posted by Methusela View Post
                    The fact you people have children frightens me. You are brain washing them! A rapist isn't going to let someone live because she plays dead! It is an act of violence not sexual- they often intend on killing - a woman should fight for her life and try to escape with plenty of DNA
                    Please create a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                    • #11
                      Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

                      Originally posted by Methusela View Post
                      The fact you people have children frightens me. You are brain washing them! A rapist isn't going to let someone live because she plays dead! It is an act of violence not sexual- they often intend on killing - a woman should fight for her life and try to escape with plenty of DNA
                      If it wasn't sexual, rape could be achieved while fully clothed.
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                      • #12
                        Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

                        Originally posted by Cathy B. View Post
                        Thank you for this information. I shall commit it to memory and teach it to my students at school. I will personally ensure each and every one of them know this information, and what the Bible has to say on the matter, by the end of the week.
                        Cathy, please make sure you obtain written approval from the Landover Homeschool Conference Committee. This curriculum is being copyrighted, and you may owe them a licensing fee.
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                        • #13
                          Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Cathy, please make sure you obtain written approval from the Landover Homeschool Conference Committee. This curriculum is being copyrighted, and you may owe them a licensing fee.
                          Has the ministry successfully patented intercessory prayer yet? I'm hoping we can sue that heretic Pat Robertson sooner than later.
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                          • #14
                            Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

                            Brother Titus, I am impressed by your willingness to spend time on daughters. I have tried it once or twice, but never succeeded getting anything useful out of it.

                            Using them as a source of income from rape is actually an interesting idea. Daughters will burn in Hell anyway and this way some money can be made out of the misery of having useless daughters.
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                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #15
                              Re: How a woman should behave during RAPE!

                              Crying is nice but she could moan a couple of times, too.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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