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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    2013 Dead Pool

    Who will board HELL Train in 2013?

    My bets are:

    Zsa Zsa (if she doen't die in the next few days)
    Doris Day
    Don Rickles
    Lindsey Lohan
    Yogi Berra
    Charles Manson
    pervert, Bob Barker
    Olivia de Havilland
    Annette Funacello
    Lady Gaga
    Arethra Franklin
    The Situation
    Henry Kissinger
    ED Koch
    Yoko Ono
    Abe Vigoda
    Kirk Douglas
    Fidel Castro
    Jerry Lewis
    Kim Jong
    Clint Eastwood
    Hugh Heffner
    Hugo Chavez
    Gary Busey
    Margeret Thatcher
    Goldie Hawn
    Nelson Mandela


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    • Ignorant Buttmunch
      Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
      • Dec 2012
      • 53
      #2
      Re: 2013 Dead Pool

      Few pastors from Landover Baptist Church will decease from AIDS.
      Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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        • PetitionLady
          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 883
          #3
          Re: 2013 Dead Pool

          Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
          Few pastors from Landover Baptist Church will decease from AIDS.
          Trash talking.
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33
          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22844
              #4
              Re: 2013 Dead Pool

              Nelson Mandela - the well-known murderer and terrorist.
              Hugo Chavez - communist dictator Venezuela
              Numerous starving Afreekan Darkies
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29445
                  #5
                  Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                  Kevin Clash - 'Tickle' me Elmo
                  Britney Spears
                  Any one on 'American Idol'
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • PetitionLady
                      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 883
                      #6
                      Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                      I would like to see some muslim terrorists in the 2013 Dead Pool.

                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33
                      ~~~~~~~
                      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251
                          #7
                          Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                          One Direction (the whole band, in a hotel fire)

                          Selena Gomez

                          Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift (in a murder/suicide)

                          Josh Hutcherson

                          Joseph Gordon Levitt

                          Logan Lerman

                          Andrew Garfield

                          Ed Sheeran
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552
                              #8
                              Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                              Margaret Thatcher
                              Ed Koch
                              Abe Vigoda
                              Kirk Douglas
                              Al Goldstein
                              Paul Walker
                              Jerry Lewis
                              Michael Kalashnikov
                              Clint Eastwood
                              Peter O'Toole
                              Hugh Heffner
                              Hugo Chavez
                              Tom Clancy
                              Gary Busey
                              Goldie Hawn
                              Roger Ebert
                              Nelson Mandela
                              Cory Montieth
                              Roger Ebert
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                  George Takei
                                  Hillary Clinton
                                  Adam Savage
                                  Hugh Laurie
                                  Ian McKellen
                                  Penn Jillette
                                  Rob Reiner
                                  Julia Sweeney
                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                    • Bill Proper
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 51
                                      #10
                                      Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                      Hillary R. Clinton
                                      Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

                                      And this applies to me in delivering Gods word to the world, postage prepaid by Jesus

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                                        • Jedediah
                                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                          Fisher of Men
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Feb 2010
                                          • 6824
                                          #11
                                          Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                          Macaulay Culkin (bone cancer)

                                          Danny DeVito (heart attack)

                                          Chaz Bono (the AIDS)

                                          Cher (bus accident)

                                          Ricky Martin (the AIDS)

                                          Abe Vigoda (emerods)

                                          Paula Deen (complications during foot removal surgery)

                                          Jaleel White (stroke)

                                          Kirk Douglas (leprosy)

                                          Liza Minelli (the AIDS)
                                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                            • Bobby-Joe
                                              Landover Security Superviser
                                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 18405
                                              #12
                                              Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                              Kevin Clash - 'Tickle' me Elmo
                                              Britney Spears
                                              Any one on 'American Idol'
                                              I agree here; American Idol has become so stale and predictable it is only a matter of time before our loving Savior starts given every member of the cast of American Idol a horrible death.

                                              Also I would like to predict that Lady Gaga, Lindsey Lohan and Pink will be found dead together in a bed and the cause listed as "misadventure"

                                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                • Bjorn Jensen
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Apr 2012
                                                  • 2355
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                                  Here is my predictions:

                                                  Dianne Feinstein (America-hating communist joo whore)
                                                  John Travolta (sodomite cultist)
                                                  Tom Cruise (sodomite cultist)
                                                  Will Smith (negro sodomite cultist)
                                                  Prince (Jehovah Witless negro)
                                                  John Kitzhaber (governor of the People's Republic of Oregon)
                                                  Kitty Piercy (whore mayor of Godless Eugene, Oregon)
                                                  Lady Gaga (whore, slut)
                                                  Rihanna (nigra whore, slut)
                                                  Miley Cyprus (Disney's own little whore)

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                                                    • Johny Joe Hold
                                                      Mayor of Freehold
                                                       
                                                      • Feb 2010
                                                      • 12396
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                                      I'm quite certain of this:

                                                      Kryrsten Sinema, (D) U. S. House of Representatives, AZ., first atheist, bisexual in Congress (struck by lightening)
                                                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                                        • The Rev. Dwight Williams
                                                          True Christian™ and Honorary White Man
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 77
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                                          I'm quite certain of this:

                                                          Kryrsten Sinema, (D) U. S. House of Representatives, AZ., first atheist, bisexual in Congress (struck by lightening)

                                                          I just had to use Google imagualization to find photographic evidence of this supposed member of the Congressional chamber, and despite her deviancies she is quite fetching:





                                                          If she were willing to enter therapy for her devantatious proclivitations, the first thing I would do, as a mental health professional, is have her demonstratize her bisexual actions so I can duly evaluate the depth of the problem. Only hands-on therapy can get through in these circumstantations.
                                                          Pastor and CEO, Shatter Creek Baptist Church.

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