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Default Men's brains better than women's brains - official!

Scientists rarely do anything useful, but at UPenn they have finally proved the superiority of the male brain.

Just look at the images. The men's brains are the ones on top (obviously).



See the elegant connexions that enable men to think logically and intelligently, and then just look at the confused mess that explains why women's thinking is all over the place.

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In the study, women scored well on attention, word and face memory, and social cognition, while men performed better on spatial processing and sensori-motor speed.
So our gracious , in his infinite wisdom, has provided we ladies with all we need. We have the tools we need to pay heed to our husbands, understand what they tell us to do and recognise our own children in a crowd.

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Study author Dr Ruben Gur said: "It's quite striking how complementary the brains of women and men really are.
But of course! Why would God have created us otherwise?

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"Detailed connectome maps of the brain will not only help us better understand the differences between how men and women think, but it will also give us more insight into the roots of neurological disorders, which are often sex related."
I assume this is mealy-mouthed science-talk for "This is why women tend to be weak-minded and mad"? Here's an example from the same article:

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Prof Heidi Johansen-Berg, a UK expert in neuroscience at the University of Oxford, said the brain was too complex an organ to be able to make broad generalisations.
Too complex for self-professed expert "Prof Heidi", perhaps, because she is a woman and not equipped to understand these matters. Has she never read 1 Timothy 2:11-12?

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

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Good post but I didn't need science to tell me this -- just watch my wife drive!
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Good post but I didn't need science to tell me this -- just watch my wife drive!
You allow your wife to drive?

I tried that once as well, but after she accidentally almost drove over me 3 times I decided she was never to drive again. It's the same with guns. I once gave my wife a gun and she accidentally shot 5 times in my direction before I could take it back. Women are simply too stupid for these things.
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I find it interesting that in the male mapping the connections seem to suggest a much more defined duality of function, i.e., men essentially have two brains, whereas the female map suggests just one brain.
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There's an old British documentary on this from the 1950's:

The science starts at about 1:00.

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I find it interesting that in the male mapping the connections seem to suggest a much more defined duality of function, i.e., men essentially have two brains, whereas the female map suggests just one brain.
Yes, it seems that with men, thoughts & processes that belong in the left or right side of the brain stay in the correct area, whereas with women everything's constantly muddled up.

This would explain why one minute I can appear to be having an almost rational conversation, and the next minute it's all "Oh look! Something shiny! And there's a squirrel!"

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This is a nice scientific proof of what the Bible told us long ago:

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Yes, it seems that with men, thoughts & processes that belong in the left or right side of the brain stay in the correct area, whereas with women everything's constantly muddled up.

This would explain why one minute I can appear to be having an almost rational conversation, and the next minute it's all "Oh look! Something shiny! And there's a squirrel!"

Indeed, Mrs. Hun. I don't know anything about right or left brains, but I do know as a woman who has experienced the fluctuating hormonal reminders the LORD has given all women as a reminder of the cost all society must pay for the pride of a single woman (Genesis 3:16), I do know that I can feel awfully irritable and short tempered some days every month, and logic is really not on my mind. If I weren't so dedicated to reading and following the Holy Bible, who knows what kinds of impulsive, dangerous thinking I might engage in!
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And now feminazi columnist Suzanne Moore from the British scandal-sheet The Grauniad has read this research and confesses what many of us suspected all along:
If this is science, I am Richard Dawkins

Dawkins is a woman then? That would explain his muddled thinking, poor lamb.

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If you cut my head in half, out would spill sugar and spice and all things nice, obviously.
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Another pork-barrelled project paid for by the taxpayer to tell us what we obviously know.

I don't need to see a bunch of squigly lines to tell me that women are conniving, dumb, and in need of correction. I have my holy bible to teach me that.

This is just another fine example of how anything that is True is already contained within the pages of God's Good Book.
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Yes, it seems that with men, thoughts & processes that belong in the left or right side of the brain stay in the correct area, whereas with women everything's constantly muddled up.

This would explain why one minute I can appear to be having an almost rational conversation, and the next minute it's all "Oh look! Something shiny! And there's a squirrel!"

Yes Sister that is correct, and in addition for a woman's brain to communicate laterally between the left and right hemispheres it is necessary to use a portion of the brain known as the corpus callosum. This indirect path causes much delay and tends to confuse messages as well as getting the filing system confused leading to the general tendency of women to vote democrat. Unfortunately, this was little understood until recently and too late to prevent giving women the right to vote.

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The Journal of Neuroscience, 13 February 2008, 28(7): 1535-1536; doi: 10.1523/JNEUROSCI.5426-07.2008

The corpus callosum (CC) comprises axons connecting the cortices of the two cerebral hemispheres and is the principal white matter fiber bundle in the brain. As recently as the mid 20th century, the CC was thought to serve no other purpose than preventing the two hemispheres from collapsing on one another (Bogen, 1979). This cynical view was attributable to the failure of the Van Wagenen/Akelaitis split-brain surgery to reveal strong disconnection symptoms. The work of Myers and Sperry (1958) in the 1950s changed this by definitively confirming the functional role of the CC in the interhemispheric transfer of visual information in animals. Since then, the structure and function of the CC have remained topics of continuous investigation (Zaidel and Iacoboni, 2003). In particular, researchers have asked how callosal structure relates to callosal function (i.e., hemispheric specialization and interaction). One pioneering study of callosal morphology relied on light microscopy of postmortem specimens to look at callosal structure and fiber composition (Aboitiz et al., 1992), but most anatomical studies of humans have relied on structural magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) morphometry of midsagittal cross-section views of the CC. In contrast, a few recent studies have used diffusion tensor imaging (DTI) methods to re-evaluate callosal topography (for discussion, see Wahl et al., 2007). These methods challenge the conventional partitioning schemes used to divide the CC into functionally significant regions (Witelson, 1989).



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Just so you ladies don't feel bad. Woman can seem very smart when compared to other women... And dolphins. Dolphins are stupid.
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It always makes me laugh, when it doesn't spur me into a blind rage, when the wife tries to formulate a cohesive thought. Inevitably, the pea rattling around in her chimp-like skull works its way to her mouth, and I have to suffer through five seconds of the most inane gibberish I've ever heard, before giving her a cautionary punch to the solar plexus.

Sometimes I wonder why God didn't bless women with prehensile tails and opposable toe-thumbs to complement their simian wit, it certainly would have helped them to wash and dry the dishes at the same time....but God's design is not to be questioned.
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Why are you people so horrible? Women just as good as men and far more intuitive.

I've lost count of the times that I've thought of something and then something has happened.

If women are no good how do you explain that? God have us all gift: don't you understand?

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I believe that the Designer (who may or may not be the Gof of the bible) sent his son Jesus to Earth to save us from our sins as the bible says.

But that means the Designer has a plan for everyone and no one is better than other just different.

The nordic races are bigger than most people and the African races races can run faster: neither is better. Can a Swede out run a lion or can an african survive snow?

Everything is planned and I beleive we should accept differences as the Designer's will and not and excuse to be racialistically hateful. I know that is what he wants.

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I was just thinking of getting the vacuum cleaner out and then the soup boiled over. And yesterday I was thinking about what to get my great-grandson for his birthday and then the phone rang and it was a wrong number. Is that the sort of thing you mean? If so, what is your point exactly?
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Intuition is just another word for "I have no logical arguments whatsoever because I am a stupid women but intuition sounds smarter that admitting that I am an idiot".

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I outran a cheetah in the African jungle, and I'm of English/Scottish descent. What's your point?
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