[Basilissa]

Re: Christians are lazy?

yes ,here is a third world filled with too many sinners that do not want to worship God. I thank God that I am converted as a true Christian.the government does not gibe free WiFi

Why would they, though? Free WiFi, just like free education and free healthcare, is a gateway to communism.

and as a matter of fact, the data packages are poor and in this 21st century,

Like I said, prayer should be your answer to all these earthly problems.

you won't believe If I tell you that there is no steady electricity supply in this heathen country called Nigeria.

I have no reason not to believe you, dear.

they are some religious people but they do not obey the Gospel of Jesus or follow His word

I understand, dear - the Godly U.S. of America also suffers from that infestation of false Christians whose life motto is: "I'll believe what I want to believe rather than what the Bible says." Women preachers, homosexual preachers, just imagine the depravity in these false Christian churches!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Christians are lazy?

I do not like laziness, you can ask any Christian lawyer.even to read law and graduate is not for the fainthearted or lazy folks.Any I didn't copy anything from the internet in my work.thank you ma

Your plagiary has already been noted, but I'm not talking about that. I have prayed on this dear and the Holy Ghost has been very clear in showing me your secret lust for the Pope's Death Cracker and Blood-Wine. You would do well to stop denying it, for Christ has revealed to me the Truth. We can help you overcome your secret admiration of the Catholic Church and their excessive ranks of child predators, but first you must repent.


Have you ever said the Sinners Prayer, dear? It's not hard. All you have to do is speak from your heart and confess your sins to Jesus. Here, I'll pray with you. I'll keep praying this aloud in my home until you respond that you have said it yourself. That way, more than one person will be praying and that makes the prayer more powerful. If you promise to tithe, that increases the power of the prayer as well but I'll leave that out because despite claiming to be a lawyer, you don't seem like you have two coins to rub together. Anyway, let's get started, shall we?

Dear LORD,

I acknowledge that you, Jesus, are the Son of God. I believe that you were born of a Virgin, Unwed Teen named Mary in a miraculous way (impregnating her with the Holy Spirit, which is You, without her knowledge or consent, or even the benefit of physical sperm, but by the very will of God, who is, amazingly, also You). I believe you died on the cross for my sins. I believe you were resurrected, floated up into the air, through the atmosphere, and straight to Heaven. I know that you sit at the right hand side of the Father who is also you, and just out of sight of all the scientists greatest telescopes just to show them who's boss.

I admit that I was born a sinner by your design, and there is nothing I could have done to prevent it. I know I have led a life of sinning by not obeying your every command. It tears me up inside. My guilt is overwhelming.

Please forgive me.

Please change my heart so I can be a willing slave and do whatever you want me to do.

Please change my heart to no longer admire the Papist church and their death cracker and blood wine.

Be my Savior. For real this time.

By my LORD and Master.

I beg you, save me from the very Hell you created for me in the beginning of time in case I didn't fear and obey you.

In Jesus' Name I pray.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Christians are lazy?

Speaking about tithing, dear Brother Collin, I will ask you to send me your bank account details in order to make the necessary debits. Our Pastors need your contribution.Please send the information via PM, not here on the public forums.


Thank you very much.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Christians are lazy?

I haven't read the original post and don't plan to, as I am deeply offended by the title of this thread. Christians are lazy? No! No we are not! False Christians are another matter, but this is a True Christian™ forum and such suggestions are vile and hateful. Shame on you, Mister Coleslaw. But I shall try to put this behind me, in the spirit of Colossians 3:13.


On a happier matter, Brother Gonzalez's post has reminded me of my late step-grandmother-in-law's wishes regarding her money. Dorothy (who posted here as Attila's Wife) passed to Jesus's Holy Realm 4 or so years ago and (although dementia had led her to give the bulk of her money to some mega-church in China before she died) she left about half a million dollars and asked that it be given to some pastor in Nigeria with a name that sounded like Emily. The last I heard of it, the family hadn't been able to trace him (they assume it was a man - Dorothy would never have left her money to a woman). I don't suppose you know him, do you?

[Collinslaw]

Re: Christians are lazy?

Why would they, though? Free WiFi, just like free education and free healthcare, is a gateway to communism.

Like I said, prayer should be your answer to all these earthly problems. I have no reason not to believe you, dear.

I understand, dear - the Godly U.S. of America also suffers from that infestation of false Christians whose life motto is: "I'll believe what I want to believe rather than what the Bible says." Women preachers, homosexual preachers, just imagine the depravity in these false Christian churches!

You got the whole thing accurately, sister. Thanks a lot.. Why in Nigeria, many think of following Islam in the north nigeria and some in the southern part of Nigeria do not follow God truly. There is heavy corruption among the leaders and this is government backwards and stone ageprogress in different facets and ministries of Nigeria.now,I think The WHO has labelled Nigeria as the poverty capital of the world.
-no good light,
No good roads,
No efficient working system,
No good facilities like railway that is up to modern standard,
No employment s,
People is serious hardships.


And many other terrible inhuman stuffs endless to say here.
I hope a good government comes in and not all these hypocritical, evil and biased jaundiced government in Nigeria

[Collinslaw]

Re: Christians are lazy?

I haven't read the original post and don't plan to, as I am deeply offended by the title of this thread. Christians are lazy? No! No we are not! False Christians are another matter, but this is a True Christian™ forum and such suggestions are vile and hateful. Shame on you, Mister Coleslaw. But I shall try to put this behind me, in the spirit of Colossians 3:13.


On a happier matter, Brother Gonzalez's post has reminded me of my late step-grandmother-in-law's wishes regarding her money. Dorothy (who posted here as Attila's Wife) passed to Jesus's Holy Realm 4 or so years ago and (although dementia had led her to give the bulk of her money to some mega-church in China before she died) she left about half a million dollars and asked that it be given to some pastor in Nigeria with a name that sounded like Emily. The last I heard of it, the family hadn't been able to trace him (they assume it was a man - Dorothy would never have left her money to a woman). I don't suppose you know him, do you?

do not be, sister. I actually put a question mark behind the post to show its question

[Basilissa]

Re: Christians are lazy?

And many other terrible inhuman stuffs endless to say here.
I hope a good government comes in and not all these hypocritical, evil and biased jaundiced government in Nigeria

Careful, Brother Collins - by criticizing your government, you are venturing into a dangerous territory! God wants all of us to be law abiding citizens:

1 Peter 2:13-14
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.

Remember - whatever you might think of those who rule you, they were there put by God Himself. Who are you to question His judgment?

Romans 13:1-7
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

[Collinslaw]

Re: Christians are lazy?

Careful, Brother Collins - by criticizing your government, you are venturing into a dangerous territory! God wants all of us to be law abiding citizens:

1 Peter 2:13-14
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.

Remember - whatever you might think of those who rule you, they were there put by God Himself. Who are you to question His judgment?

Romans 13:1-7
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

that's true. Bible should always be our lenses no matter our predicament in life

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Christians are lazy?

Why in Nigeria, many think of following Islam in the north nigeria and some in the southern part of Nigeria do not follow God truly.

So you know your mission: proselytize to the Nigerians (Mark 16:15). Best start in the south, those Muslims can get kill-crazy.

There is heavy corruption among the leaders and this is government backwards [...] No employment

Except in the government, apparently. Have you considered going into politics?

I think The WHO has labelled Nigeria as the poverty capital of the world.

The Who?

-no good light,
No good roads,
No efficient working system,
No good facilities like railway that is up to modern standard,
No employment s,
People is serious hardships.

Still glad you kicked out the British?

And many other terrible inhuman stuffs endless to say here.
I hope a good government comes in and not all these hypocritical, evil and biased jaundiced government in Nigeria

How can you tell if a negro has jaundice? It is likely that this plague of yellow coons in your country is due to paganism. Do your best to spread the word of God to your fellow Nigrans. If enough of you jungle people become Christians, He may smile down upon you, like He smiled upon South Africa from 1948-1994. Pray, pray without ceasing. Read the Bible from cover to cover, and then do it again.

[Dana723]

Re: Christians are lazy?

Speaking about tithing, dear Brother Collin, I will ask you to send me your bank account details in order to make the necessary debits. Our Pastors need your contribution.Please send the information via PM, not here on the public forums.


Thank you very much.

Mr. Coleslaw is from Nigeria and from the e-mails I receive, there are tons of Nigerian princes out there just waiting to send me money. I haven't taken any of them up on it due to the fact I am a married woman but perhaps Mr. Coleslaw knows some of them and they can contribute to the church?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Christians are lazy?

that's true. Bible should always be our lenses no matter our predicament in life

That makes absolutely no sense at all. I wear contact lenses and they are both see through and devoid of any spiritual and scientific information.

Are you suggesting I put two Bibles(KJV1611) into my eye holes?

The Bible(KJV1611) tells us:

Matthew 6:22 The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!

Now, I know for a fact that even though I have two eyes, light comes into me through my contact lenses. If I had two Bibles(KJV1611) wedged into my eye holes it would all be black and evil.

Just what are you trying to say? You seem to be trying to tell me something but is that really the right thing to do?

Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5

I think maybe you are too proud. The Bible(KIV1611) is not a lens it is the given word of Our Lord the Lord Jesus Christ Himself- Lord of Hosts and the Dance Settees.

I say this with strictly non homersexualisticalism love as per Jesus’ admonishments.

Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. - Luke 17:3

You see, many many people come to our humble side aisle of the Inter Nets and they all want one thing:

That’s right! Anal sex
to be driven out of this Nation’s clean limbed young youth’s existential qualia, prayer to be brought back into school, women to actually keep their marriage vows and not turn gaywise and for Biblical law to be the law of the land.

Now, you seem to gotten off topic about your see through Bibles but can we at least agree that women should not drop everything and become lesbiopaths when their husbands simply demand complete obedience?

YIC

[Collinslaw]

Re: Christians are lazy?

That makes absolutely no sense at all. I wear contact lenses and they are both see through and devoid of any spiritual and scientific information.

Are you suggesting I put two Bibles(KJV1611) into my eye holes?

The Bible(KJV1611) tells us:

Matthew 6:22 The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!

Now, I know for a fact that even though I have two eyes, light comes into me through my contact lenses. If I had two Bibles(KJV1611) wedged into my eye holes it would all be black and evil.

Just what are you trying to say? You seem to be trying to tell me something but is that really the right thing to do?

Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5

I think maybe you are too proud. The Bible(KIV1611) is not a lens it is the given word of Our Lord the Lord Jesus Christ Himself- Lord of Hosts and the Dance Settees.

I say this with strictly non homersexualisticalism love as per Jesus’ admonishments.

Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. - Luke 17:3

You see, many many people come to our humble side aisle of the Inter Nets and they all want one thing:

That’s right! Anal sex
to be driven out of this Nation’s clean limbed young youth’s existential qualia, prayer to be brought back into school, women to actually keep their marriage vows and not turn gaywise and for Biblical law to be the law of the land.

Now, you seem to gotten off topic about your see through Bibles but can we at least agree that women should not drop everything and become lesbiopaths when their husbands simply demand complete obedience?

YIC

when I say lenses, I mean we should always use the Holy Bible in whatever situations we find our selves in.lenses word was only metaphorical

[Collinslaw]

Re: Christians are lazy?

So you know your mission: proselytize to the Nigerians (Mark 16:15). Best start in the south, those Muslims can get kill-crazy.


Except in the government, apparently. Have you considered going into politics?



The Who?




Still glad you kicked out the British?




How can you tell if a negro has jaundice? It is likely that this plague of yellow coons in your country is due to paganism. Do your best to spread the word of God to your fellow Nigrans. If enough of you jungle people become Christians, He may smile down upon you, like He smiled upon South Africa from 1948-1994. Pray, pray without ceasing. Read the Bible from cover to cover, and then do it again.

WHO-World health organization


Then you know world bank too

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Christians are lazy?

when I say lenses, I mean we should always use the Holy Bible in whatever situations we find our selves in.lenses word was only metaphorical

I am a simple and humble God fearing Trump voting man, so I have no idea what you mean by "lenses" or "metaphorical" here. But I am glad to see you rely on the Holy Bible!

[Collinslaw]

Re: Christians are lazy?

I am a simple and humble God fearing Trump voting man, so I have no idea what you mean by "lenses" or "metaphorical" here. But I am glad to see you rely on the Holy Bible!

thank you sir and God bless you