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Haha. Sorry, didn't you say yourself that you changed the order to suit your opinion? Perhaps you should be ready to face the purple spiked demon thing that you so openly speak about as though it is fact.
Honestly, it's like something out of a fantasy nursery rhyme.
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You may want to take your criticism up with Jesus Himself. That is, if you get a chance to speak before you're bent over a magma vent being molested by purple, spiked demons.Originally posted by Draxzar View PostHow can ending the life of someone be considered a less minor offence than adultery. It's absurd.
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How can ending the life of someone be considered a less minor offence than adultery. It's absurd.
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And need I repeat that killing is bad, but it still only incurs half the punishment of that of adultery?Originally posted by Draxzar View PostThere seems to be a lot of killing and genocide going on in there. Need I point out: Thou Shalt Not Kill? You Christians are a bunch of hypocrites.
In fact sometimes there's no punishment at all for killiing. Heres a pericope from Exodus chapter 21 -- i.e. the chapter immediately following the Ten Commandments:
Exodus 21:12 He that smiteth a man, so that he die, shall be surely put to death.
Exodus 21:13 And if a man lie not in wait, but God deliver him into his hand; then I will appoint thee a place whither he shall flee.
Exodus 21:14 But if a man come presumptuously upon his neighbour, to slay him with guile; thou shalt take him from mine altar, that he may die.
So if God has "God delivered him into your hand" you may escape scott free. What a friend we have in Jesus.
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There seems to be a lot of killing and genocide going on in there. Need I point out: Thou Shalt Not Kill? You Christians are a bunch of hypocrites.
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Ha Ha Ha it's a Bill Hicks wannabe! I bet you like Dennis Leary too?Originally posted by WilliamHicks View PostOh Ricky Gervais cracks me up, so does this forum


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Hardly 'Christian'? Even an Athiest like me know's that killing is wrong.
Yes, you may ask. Now look in the mirror and see that thing between your eyes and above your mouth? that's called a nose. it's pretty plain to most folks. it just seems you needed some help with seeing it.
Two words. Suicide Bombers.
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Oh Ricky Gervais cracks me up, so does this forum


May I ask.. why is this icon
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Hardly 'Christian'? Even an Athiest like me know's that killing is wrong.
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Brother, you hurt my feelings
Brother, do you think I take my KJV Bible lightly? Here is what it says in the REAL BIBLE, not those mamby pamby ones that LIBERAL's translateOriginally posted by Heathen_BasherLiar.
Exodus 34:26-28
The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.
And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel.
And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.
Actually, it starts at Exodus 34:10
And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou art shall see the work of the LORD: for it is a terrible thing that I will do with thee.
Yes, there are more then ten commandments in the '10 commandments' but that is because the LORD works in mysterious ways and one to him can be a thousand to mere sinners.
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What 'kitchen commandments'? These are THE ten commandments. It say so in the following verse(Exodus 34:28).Originally posted by virginWhore View PostDon't put words into my mouth. I get enough junk put in my mouth never mind someone else's words.
the kitchen commandments were different and special. They were real commandments, but it was about being killed by cuisine, as compared to being killed by sin. Same difference but different.
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Originally posted by Aristotle View PostYou think that JHWH and Moses don't know what a commandment looks like? The next verse following says:"And the Lord said unto Moses, "Write thou these words; for I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel."
Don't put words into my mouth. I get enough junk put in my mouth never mind someone else's words.
the kitchen commandments were different and special. They were real commandments, but it was about being killed by cuisine, as compared to being killed by sin. Same difference but different.
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Instead of asking me, why didn't you just click the links to get straight to God's own word (KJV1611)?Originally posted by asaneperson View PostJust a question about the first commandment. If somebody worships another God and, rather understandably,
his entire town is brutally massacred
... well... this bit is quite interesting...
In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping. 
When the Christians are in control, this will be applied to the letter, I presume. So, who would be doing the killing and who would be doing the raping? I presume you would be raping many of the little girls yourself? Or would we draw lots to see who is entitled to that privilige?
I would appreciate it if you answered my question seriously, rather than removing my question, because I am genuinely interested in what you have to say. It would be easy to block my opinion but real power will come from a sincere response,
I'm sure I don't know what you mean by "revised version". All I've done is to point out that there's an anomaly with the 7th commandment, since the punishment is more severe than for breaking the 6th commandment.Originally posted by asaneperson View PostI would like to thank you for your update of the ten commandments, I think that God would be very happy with your new revised version.
The punishment for adultery is two lives: "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." (Leviticus 20:10) whereas, as I pointed out, it only takes at most one life to atone for the sin of murder.
I can't really take any credit for this observation. Philo of Alexandria lived contemporarily with our Lord Jesus, and he wrote a treatise Concerning the Ten Commandments, where he even went as far as placing the 7th commandment before the 6th -- something I would never presume to do.
I've added the number in bold for your viewing pleasure:
"Now the most excellent five were of this character, they related to (1) the monarchial principle on which the world is governed; (2) to images and statues, and in short to all erections of any kind made by hand; (3) to the duty of not taking the name of God in vain; (4) to that of keeping the holy seventh day in a manner worthy of its holiness; (5) to paying honour to parents both separately to each, and commonly to both. So that of the one table the beginning is the God and Father and Creator of the universe; and the end are one's parents, who imitate his nature, and so generate the particular individuals.
And the other table of five contains all the prohibitions against (6) adulteries, and (7) murder, and (8) theft, and (9) false witness, and (10) covetousness. […]
Philo then went on to explain in chapter XXIV, precisely why he had moved the 7th before the 6th:
"Having then now philosophized in this manner about the honor to be paid to parents, he closes the one and more divine table of the first five commandments.
And being about to promulgate the second which contains the prohibitions of those offenses which are committed against men, he begins with adultery, looking upon this as the greatest of all violations of the law; […]"
Philo's words are as wise today as they were then, 2,000 years ago. As an even wiser man once said: "There is no new thing under the sun" (Eccl. 1:9).
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Let me first say that your passive aggressive stance in questioning God’s Law labels you as a sinner. Sir, you are Damned unless you repent.
Because this is Landover.Originally posted by asaneperson View PostYou mean to say there is nobody in your town or village that is a non-believer or worships other Gods? How can you know the faith of everybody in your town.God tells us how to deal with it, therefore we should carry out His commandments and not be shocked.I fixate on the raping aspect because it is quite shocking.You are an impersonal believer…?I am not a believer personally,Your belief is as chaff before the wind and of no consequence in interpreting God’s Law.and it is my belief that the bible was made up by man.Think what you will, sinner. You will burn in Hell.I cannot see how a just God would add that bit in there, and it is, to me, rather an excuse for a man to rape (often committing adultery) and to kill, without officially sinning.Obviously God does not think so.I don't see why man takes it upon himself to judge and do God's will. If the guilty persons are going to suffer in eternal damnation, is that not enough?Then why are you criticizing God? I suspect you are a hypocrite and God hates hypocritesI respect other people's beliefsWe are working towards a theocracy in America and then the rest of the world. Come the Rule of The Lord in America, we will free ourselves from man-made law. Until that time, wallow in your iniquity.I don't believe in God, I love football, you could say I worship my team, I worship david beckham. Does that mean that if it were more plausible, you would find me and kill me, as well as murdering my entire town, and raping all the girls!?
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Your main misconception is that we can do these things. We can't because secular law denies us the chance to do what God tells us. Jesus commanded us that. But we are able to write letters to our officals urging them to change the constitution a Biblical one!Originally posted by asaneperson View PostYou mean to say there is nobody in your town or village that is a non-believer or worships other Gods? How can you know the faith of everybody in your town.
I fixate on the raping aspect because it is quite shocking. I am not a believer personally, and it is my belief that the bible was made up by man. I cannot see how a just God would add that bit in there, and it is, to me, rather an excuse for a man to rape (often committing adultery) and to kill, without officially sinning.
I don't see why man takes it upon himself to judge and do God's will. If the guilty persons are going to suffer in eternal damnation, is that not enough?
I respect other people's beliefs but I don't agree with enforcing your own beliefs and judgements on other people which all these crazy punishments are for. I don't believe in God, I love football, you could say I worship my team, I worship david beckham. Does that mean that if it were more plausible, you would find me and kill me, as well as murdering my entire town, and raping all the girls!?
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31913
Football fans are homosexulas, so yes, I would kill you if allowed to.
I stopped believing in God around the same time as I stopped believing in Santa and the tooth fairy. However, if he was there, its mad to presume the bible actually comes from him, and that he created us to mutilate eachother if we don't all believe in the same version of him. You cannot believe that, if god exists, he wants you to do these things.
I am sorry to be so disrespectful, because it makes me a bit like you guys, because now I am enforcing my beliefs on you. So please, continue to go about thinking that stuff, but I hope that if the day were to come, where you lot had some sort of power, that you would decide not to go through with it.
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You mean to say there is nobody in your town or village that is a non-believer or worships other Gods? How can you know the faith of everybody in your town.
I fixate on the raping aspect because it is quite shocking. I am not a believer personally, and it is my belief that the bible was made up by man. I cannot see how a just God would add that bit in there, and it is, to me, rather an excuse for a man to rape (often committing adultery) and to kill, without officially sinning.
I don't see why man takes it upon himself to judge and do God's will. If the guilty persons are going to suffer in eternal damnation, is that not enough?
I respect other people's beliefs but I don't agree with enforcing your own beliefs and judgements on other people which all these crazy punishments are for. I don't believe in God, I love football, you could say I worship my team, I worship david beckham. Does that mean that if it were more plausible, you would find me and kill me, as well as murdering my entire town, and raping all the girls!?
I stopped believing in God around the same time as I stopped believing in Santa and the tooth fairy. However, if he was there, its mad to presume the bible actually comes from him, and that he created us to mutilate eachother if we don't all believe in the same version of him. You cannot believe that, if god exists, he wants you to do these things.
I am sorry to be so disrespectful, because it makes me a bit like you guys, because now I am enforcing my beliefs on you. So please, continue to go about thinking that stuff, but I hope that if the day were to come, where you lot had some sort of power, that you would decide not to go through with it.
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Why are you so fixated on raping? Did you not read the post? The verses are given to help you.Originally posted by asaneperson View PostThanks for responding.
However, I understand that, but it seems strange that Mr Prune Danish is happy to swap numbers 6 and 7 around? I see that he explained his reasoning, but it doesn't add up. He is happy to swap rules around, but not happy to relax a rule for massacring entire villages and raping girls. And like I asked, who is appointed to perform the raping, this is what I would like to know.
Also if you were an innocent Godfearing inhabitant of the village in which a man has been found to have broken the first commandment, would you accept death without a struggle, as a devout Christian, and understand the punishment? Tell your daughters to quietly accept rape before a long and torturous death?
Thanks
Andrew
If I am dead, how would I tell my daughters anything?
Why would a live in a village with sinners?
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