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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22900
    #16
    Re: The Bible is Corrupt

    It is with some pleasure that I see that the first post is so long that the common Unsaved Trash visiting Landover will not have the attention span to read it and tghat True Christians know from the first words that it is not worth reading.

    On top of that, Islam has an image problem: Who are you going to trust?




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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • TruePath
        Unsaved trash
        • Dec 2009
        • 220
        #17
        Re: The Bible is Corrupt

        Euzubillahi'minne'sheytani'racim
        Bismillahirrahmanirrahiiiim
        I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
        I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
        I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
        Amin.

        Enjoy!
        Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22379
            #18
            Re: The Bible is Corrupt

            Time to burn down my house it seems.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: The Bible is Corrupt

                Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                Euzubillahi'minne'sheytani'racim
                Bismillahirrahmanirrahiiiim
                I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
                I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
                I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
                Amin.

                Enjoy!
                This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft, which is exactly what islam amounts to. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at "True Path" and every islamofascist on earth!

                Father,
                In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                In Jesus name I pray..
                Amen
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Mrs. Rogers
                    compassion personified
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2692
                    #20
                    Re: The Bible is Corrupt

                    Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                    Euzubillahi'minne'sheytani'racim
                    Bismillahirrahmanirrahiiiim
                    I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft, which is exactly what islam amounts to. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at "True Path" and every islamofascist on earth!
                    I've had not one demon invade my home today -- undeniable proof that Pastor Ezekial's prayer bound the mooslim and his curse upon us. Glory!
                    True Christians are Perfect!

                    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                      • deadman
                        Unsaved trash, foreign devil
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 24
                        #21
                        Re: The Bible is Corrupt

                        Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                        I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
                        I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
                        I pray to ALLAH that demons possess your home.
                        Amin.

                        Enjoy!
                        Yes send your demons and I will use them to power my beautifully solar panels by use of my spirit catcher !!! ha ha

                        Friend is this (out-reach) what you do, is it what you do, before you blow yourself up?? well if you do I will use it to power my windmills, Socialist windmills that is, ha ha ha

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                        Peace be upon those that warship Saturn
                        Mark 9:43-48
                        ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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