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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #31
    Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

    Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
    Hebrews - Supposedly a letter by Paul to Hebrews, it is none of the above. It's style indicates it certainly was not by Paul, and its theology is reaching for a Greek audience, not Jewish.
    How so?

    Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
    James - Supposedly written by James, brother of Jesus, scholars place it to the late 1st/early 2nd century, after James' death.
    Oh, and next you are going to try to tell me that the Book of John was not written by a fisherman!

    They had the power of tongues! They could write in any language available to them at the time!

    The Holy Spirit can grant you that Gift if you will only let Him!
    Originally posted by God

    Acts 2
    2And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
    3And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
    4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
    5And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven.
    6Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language.
    7And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans?
    8And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born?
    Last edited by Levi Jones; 06-17-2010, 06:04 AM. Reason: God did it!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22355

      #32
      Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

      Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
      ... bla bla bla ...
      Isn't it about time you start looking for a new husband?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Bogdana Alkeav
        Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
        • Mar 2009
        • 241

        #33
        Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

        2 Peter - Another forgery made in the name of Peter. First of all, it's writing style is completely different from 1 Peter, so it's definitely not the same author. It was also clearly written long after Peter's lifetime. The letter quotes other books of the New Testament as Scripture, suggesting that they had been circulating and gained acceptance for some time already. The book has elements of second century Gnosticism. And the whole point of the letter is to encourage people even though Jesus' second coming STILL hasn't come, which suggests it was written well after the Apostles' time.

        1 John - Among the most controversial verses of the Bible is an explicit reference to what some people consider the trinity, the Comma Johanneum, (1 John 5:7-8). These verses do not appear in any version of the text prior to the ninth century, but do appear in the King James Bible, something Isaac Newton commented on in An Historical Account of Two Notable Corruptions of Scripture. This is sometimes used as evidence to counter the King-James-Only Movement. About the year 800, the Comma appeared in some texts of the Latin Vulgate, and was subsequently translated into Greek and added to later Greek manuscripts. Bart Ehrman suggests in his book Misquoting Jesus that the King James Version would not have included the passage if Desiderius Erasmus had not given in to pressure to include it in the Textus Receptus even though he doubted its authenticity.

        2 John - This letter, written as a rebuttal of Gnosticism, suggests a late dating, and therefore, cannot be the work of the Apostle John.

        3 John - Written around 100-110 CE, definitely not the within John's lifetime.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22355

          #34
          Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

          Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
          ... bla bla bla ...
          Isn't it about time you start looking for a new husband?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Bogdana Alkeav
            Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
            • Mar 2009
            • 241

            #35
            Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

            Jude - Supposedly the work of Jude, brother of James, it was probably written in the late 1st/early 2nd century CE, after the time of the original Apostles. It references the Apostles as though they were people of the past, and also mentions Christian traditions as though they existed for a while already, and refutes Gnosticism, a belief of the 2nd century.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22355

              #36
              Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

              This clearly demonstrates what happens when women are allowed on the Internet without a man to supervise them.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Katander
                Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                • Jul 2010
                • 101

                #37
                Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                Dobri Dien Bogdana

                Great work!

                To bad it wont be a sticky...

                I am looking forward to your analysis of Revelations...

                was it really some zonked out monk high on bad cocaine?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Naomi-Ruth
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 32

                  #38
                  Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                  What kind of foreigner's Commie Bible are you reading there, anyway?
                  You surely aren't talking about the way and the Truth of Jesus Christ that Landoverians believe...

                  There's no way men could have written the Bible, uninspired. It was God who gave these people free will to open their hearts and believe in Him and listen to His word to share it with the masses forever. Praise Him!

                  You are undermining the word of God, and that is BLASPHEMY!
                  Leviticus 24: 15-17
                  "Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin. And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death."
                  Whosoever transgresseth , and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
                  2 John 1: 9-11

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                  • Zordiana
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                    • Aug 2010
                    • 24

                    #39
                    Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                    Allah wrote the Bible.
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • Kelsey Garrison
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 24

                      #40
                      Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                      @ Zordiana
                      Allah wrote diddlysquat.

                      For thousands of years since the creation of the earth by god my ancestors have taught me the word of God.
                      It has to be the true word of god.
                      Look what happened to the Babylonians' Dragon they worship. It turned to diddlysquat.
                      It died of food poisoning because it is not the true savior or the creator.
                      Bel and the Dragon 27: So Daniel took some tar, some fat, and some hair and boiled them all together. He made cakes out of the mixture and fed them to the dragon. When the dragon ate them, it swelled up and burst open. "That's the kind of thing you Babylonians worship," said Daniel.

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                      • Zordiana
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 24

                        #41
                        Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                        Originally posted by Kelsey Garrison View Post
                        @ Zordiana
                        Allah wrote diddlysquat.

                        For thousands of years since the creation of the earth by god my ancestors have taught me the word of God.
                        It has to be the true word of god.
                        Look what happened to the Babylonians' Dragon they worship. It turned to diddlysquat.
                        It died of food poisoning because it is not the true savior or the creator.
                        Wrong, you know diddly-squat [just google'd it in the ungodly google and the satans answered me that it means chicken shit, and the Bible and the Qoura'an aren't chicken shit.], i don't even know who that Kokoro Dragon is, but Allah wrote the Qoura'an.

                        Oh and you do realize that the Jew, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God, right ?
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #42
                          Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                          Originally posted by Zordiana View Post
                          Wrong, you know diddly-squat [just google'd it in the ungodly google and the satans answered me that it means chicken shit, and the Bible and the Qoura'an aren't chicken shit.], i don't even know who that Kokoro Dragon is, but Allah wrote the Qoura'an.

                          Oh and you do realize that the Jew, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God, right ?
                          Really.

                          Do Christians worship an empty house like the Muslims do?

                          No, we do not all worship the same God.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #43
                            Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                            Originally posted by Zordiana View Post
                            Wrong, you know diddly-squat [just google'd it in the ungodly google and the satans answered me that it means chicken shit, and the Bible and the Qoura'an aren't chicken shit.], i don't even know who that Kokoro Dragon is, but Allah wrote the Qoura'an.

                            Oh and you do realize that the Jew, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God, right ?
                            They are not the same. The Jews do not believe in Jesus, and Muslims claim Jesus was a prophet and deny he was the Son of God.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Bryan Tamariki
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                              • Aug 2007
                              • 285

                              #44
                              Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                              Originally posted by Zordiana View Post
                              Wrong, you know diddly-squat [just google'd it in the ungodly google and the satans answered me that it means chicken sh*t, and the Bible and the Qoura'an aren't chicken sh*t.], i don't even know who that Kokoro Dragon is, but Allah wrote the Qoura'an.

                              Oh and you do realize that the Jew, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God, right ?



                              No one wrote the koran. The koran was supposed to be the actual words of allah, who apparently spoke modern Arabic . Parts of the koran were traditionally memorised and recited by muslim priests = it was a oral tradition. Oral traditions change over time, due to human error in teaching them to a new generation - so it is unlikely that the modern koran contains the actual words of allah, if he did exist. It was hundreds of years after mohammed that some muslims, who wanted to increase the number of Western converts to islam, made a written copy of it. No true muslim regards such a copy as the authentic koran. For the record I don't worship a made up moon god called 'allah'.
                              Joshua 24:15
                              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                              • Brother Snapper Grogan
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 608

                                #45
                                Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                God wrote the Holy Bible. He dictated every word of it to King James. It's all explained HERE.
                                One of the things I love about Brother Chick's wonderful tracts is that they present the Truth so straightforwardly, so that anyone can learn from them - even vodka-swilling Ruskies.
                                What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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