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We all know that with the end of the world close approaching, there will be many left behind. I have heard rumors of so called "Apocalypse Plans" (like they could resist God's ferocious plagues with a simple plan). Have any of you heard of examples of these?
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As a matter of fact yes; Landover has one. At the bottom of the page is a PayPal button. Start sending $100 US per week with the message "Jesus, don't forget me come rapture time" typed in the comments section. Landover guarantees you will be raptured and not have to endure the suffering and misery of human trash during Armageddon.Originally posted by Walker Evans View Post -
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An excellent plan, indeed!
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Mr. Evans, the Bible tells us that man will know not the hour of the Lord's coming. Have you received some special insight or prophecy, or are you harping about the end of the world as people did in 2,000, in 1,000, in 100, and every time they saw something they didn't like, such as Jews handling money, or Negroes being given free pie?
Perhaps you're concerned about something more pedestrian than Biblical Apocalypse, and are focused on Planet X (or Nibiru), or the Illuminati and the New World Order, or the NAFTA Superhighway, or the Coming Global Superstorm, or Global Warming, or the link between the Juggalo and Super Mario Galaxies, or the Yellowstone Caldera?www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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Every time we see a Nigra President of the United States in movies or a TV show, there is about to be an Apocalypse--- or at the very least, a horrible, deadly explosion of carnage. Now that the DEMONcrats are intent upon electing Barack Hussein Osama, it looks like we may well be headed to a Godly Apocalypse in real life!!Comment
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Watching movies is serious business.Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View PostComment
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Funding movies so they convey the correct message is even more serious. Brother Montague put up a lot of money to make sure those seven movies showed what Jesus promises if this country makes the mistake of electing a black man as president.Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
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Praising Jesus properly is serious business too. Deadly serious.Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
Rom. 9:22-24: [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
I'd like to suggest that you think before making any more smug comments on God's favorite forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Yep, and you screwed it up, sinner!Originally posted by Ezekiel Flint View PostComment
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Ah, Pastor, you’re harder to find than in the past. Glad to have caught you here. I just wanted to update you on the latest news of Sister Thumper – I know you’ll be interested. Nephew Zebulun called by on his way to the lake. He said he was delivering something. Whatever it was seemed to be moving a lot in his trunk, but that’s by the bye.Originally posted by Ezekiel Flint View Post
He said he had given Sister Thumper a lift to Old Man Hackett’s place. Apparently Sister Thumper has been doing a few chores for OMH. She shows him how to use the washing machine and then prunes his fruit trees. Later she said that he’ll hang out his pyjamas as he watches her beaver away up the ladder.
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