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  • Bubba Buck
    Toilet Biter
    • Sep 2016
    • 273

    #1

    I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

    Ever wonder why the great place of Landover is THE place to be? You don't really see anyone of color there. Maybe a negro in his place working the cotton field but that's under the direct supervision of a True Christian™.

    A lot of countries in Africa, Europe, and even Asia have people who identify as Catholics. Do you notice a difference in those people and the people of Landover? I sure do. For one, they live in places that deal with wars not even mentioning the Great Lord or the mission to be saved from the upcoming Rapture! Catholicism seems to be accepting members indiscriminately. Even NEGROS! The good Landover Baptist Church has a rigorous process to be accepted. I myself am still in the middle of reforming my lifestyles so that I may hope to one day settle in the great place of Landover. if you read my introduction post you'd understand the evils I had inside of me before I realized what was going on.


    From this observation, I can only deduce another reason why it's so obvious that Catholcism harbors evil intentions. They're full of child rapists, dog fuckers, and even those that try to cross the Mexican Border into the US of A illegally. Thankfully Trump will deal with these issues in time.
  • Gay Lord
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2017
    • 22

    #2
    Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

    Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
    They're full of child rapists, dog piffleers, and even those that try to cross the Mexican Border into the US of A illegally. Thankfully Trump will deal with these issues in time.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
    You do realise that catholics don't believe rape is a sin yeah? unlike you who think its acceptable. you're disgusting.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12990

      #3
      Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

      Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
      You do realise that catholics don't believe rape is a sin yeah? unlike you who think its acceptable. you're disgusting.
      So why do you hate the Word of God so much?

      Because according to the Bible, Jesus is OK with rape (if the rapist ends up marrying the victim).

      Why would you want to disagree with God?

      Oh, that's right: because you're a Catholic, not a real Christian.

      EDIT:

      Oh, wait. I misread your post, and you seem to have contradicted yourself there. So do you approve of rape or not?
      Last edited by Basilissa; 03-14-2017, 12:24 AM. Reason: confused
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

        Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
        You do realise that catholics don't believe rape is a sin yeah? unlike you who think its acceptable. you're disgusting.
        Hello, and welcome to our friendly forum. It might be of some interest to see our church's very own guide for True Christians™ to know how to avoid legitimate rape. It's 100% Biblically accurate, and quite reliable, if I say so myself. Any woman who truly wants to cherish her Godly qualities of feminism and chastity will do well to not accept the advances of the rapist. However we know all too many women have instead followed the path of the liberal voter and are working to make deviant sexual predators a federally protected class. Complaining that they get exactly what they work for is silly and we don't have to stand for it as a society.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Thomas Taylor
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 1486

          #5
          Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

          Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
          You do realise that catholics don't believe rape is a sin yeah? unlike you who think its acceptable. you're disgusting.

          Ooops..... Bit of a circular reference there pape. So you believe that it is ok for priests to rape little boys in church? Oh, so sorry. You're a papist, so you obviously do.


          P.S. Did you ever kiss the Bishop's ring?
          Isaiah 66:15

          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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          • Catholic Loser
            Unsaved trash suspected retard
            • Apr 2017
            • 16

            #6
            Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

            Do you even know what scientific proof is. This is not scientific at all. It is coming to false, and incredibly racist, conclusion. You sir are an idiot, and are the perfect candidate for hell.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #7
              Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

              Originally posted by Catholic Lover View Post
              Do you even know what scientific proof is. This is not scientific at all. It is coming to false, and incredibly racist, conclusion. You sir are an idiot, and are the perfect candidate for hell.
              Catholicism is a race now?


              I'd be a bit more careful calling others idiots.

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              • Something-on-my-Paws
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2017
                • 27

                #8
                Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

                Hmm. Do you have scientific evidence that Pastafarianism (which I have converted to) is wrong?

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

                  Originally posted by Something-on-my-Paws View Post
                  Hmm. Do you have scientific evidence that Pastafarianism (which I have converted to) is wrong?
                  What was wrong with Theravada Buddhism? Please be specific.

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                  • Something-on-my-Paws
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2017
                    • 27

                    #10
                    Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    What was wrong with Theravada Buddhism? Please be specific.
                    Nothing. Sometimes it's just fun to switch things up.

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12810

                      #11
                      Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

                      Originally posted by Something-on-my-Paws View Post
                      Nothing. Sometimes it's just fun to switch things up.
                      If I may say so, that is outrageous. We at Landover Baptist fight sin 24/7 just like Jesus did. We do not change as in "switch things up", ever.

                      I'd suggest you ask Jesus to come into your heart and stop joking around about your own salvation.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Thomas Taylor
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 1486

                        #12
                        Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

                        Originally posted by Catholic Lover View Post
                        Do you even know what scientific proof is. This is not scientific at all. It is coming to false, and incredibly racist, conclusion. You sir are an idiot, and are the perfect candidate for hell.

                        Are ya talkin' da me?
                        Psalms Chapter 14



                        1 (To the chief Musician, [A Psalm] of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, [there is] none that doeth good.
                        2 The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, [and] seek God.


                        Have I said that God does not exist in my heart?


                        If so please provide documented evidence witnessed by an adult.


                        YIC
                        TT
                        Isaiah 66:15

                        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                        • Pooped Francis
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2017
                          • 5

                          #13
                          Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

                          I really hate Catholicks, I believe they suck

                          [Matthew 4:18] - As Jesus was walking beside the Sea of Galilee, he saw two brothers, Simon called Peter and his brother Andrew. They were casting a net into the lake, for they were fishermen.

                          Catholicks are fish and we need to fish them out and expose them!

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                          • Catholic Loser
                            Unsaved trash suspected retard
                            • Apr 2017
                            • 16

                            #14
                            Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Catholicism is a race now?


                            I'd be a bit more careful calling others idiots.
                            I never called Catholicism a race, the idiotic writing said the the scientific proof was that there are blacks and Hispanics in Catholic Churches. Why is everyone on this for so fucking dumb

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: I have scientific evidence that Catholicism is WRONG.

                              Originally posted by Catholic Loser View Post
                              I never called Catholicism a race, the idiotic writing said the the scientific proof was that there are blacks and Hispanics in Catholic Churches. Why is everyone on this for so piffleing dumb
                              So now you're claiming that there aren't blacks and Hispanics in Catholic Churches?

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