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  • Rapture Eddie
    The Sermonator
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 219

    #1

    Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

    How ironic.

    The Church of Kiddie Fiddling dress-wearing Mary Worshipers now has it's own Queen of the Fairies.
    Father Damian. Patron Saint of The Gay Plague.

    This article tells of how Rev Damien de Veuster – will be proclaimed a saint on October 11 at a ceremony in Rome.

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    Looks like a Homer to me.

    VATICAN CITY (RNS) The unofficial patron saint of those with HIV/AIDS will be proclaimed a saint on Oct. 11 at a ceremony in Rome.


    The Vatican announced the canonization of the Rev. Damien de Veuster on Saturday (Feb. 21).

    A Belgian priest known as “Father Damien,” he spent more than 15 years caring for lepers on the island of Molokai, Hawaii, and died there of leprosy in 1889.

    Pope John Paul II declared Damien “Blessed” in 1995, after recognizing as miraculous the cure of a French nun who had prayed to the late priest only a few years after his death. A second miracle, occurring after beatification, was required for his canonization as a saint.

    Last year, Pope Benedict XVI recognized as miraculous a Hawaiian woman’s recovery from lung cancer after she prayed for Damien’s intercession. The case was the subject of an article in the Hawaii Medical Journal in 2000.

    Statues of Damien, who is also considered the patron saint of Hawaii, stand in both the U.S. Capitol in Washington and the Hawaii State Capitol in Honolulu.

    Not only is this Homer a Belgian but he also managed to contract Leprosy from those unclean savages of Hawaii.

    We all know that both Belgium and Hawaii represent Sodom and Gomorrah and all It's inhabitants will be cast into eternal Hell upon Jesus' return.


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    JUDGEMENT DAY

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

    Originally posted by Brother Batty View Post
    How ironic.
    Looks like a Homer to me.
    Indeed he does. Is there any mention of which bit dropped off when he got leprosy?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #3
      Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

      Originally posted by Brother Batty View Post
      We all know that both Belgium and Hawaii represent Sodom and Gomorrah and all It's inhabitants will be cast into eternal Hell upon Jesus' return.
      Brother, do you not know that I am assigned to that very hellhole in an effort to save the few in whom JESUS has not given up hope? No, not Belgium. That's a lost cause. I refer to the Landover West Church in Kaho'olawe, Hawaii.
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      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #4
        Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

        Originally posted by Brother Batty View Post
        We all know that both Belgium and Hawaii represent Sodom and Gomorrah and all It's inhabitants will be cast into eternal Hell upon Jesus' return.
        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        No, not Belgium. That's a lost cause.
        That's strange, I thought Belium didn't exist? You guys need to keep your stories straight.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          That's strange, I thought Belium didn't exist? You guys need to keep your stories straight.
          Belgium doesn't exist, it's a metaphor for Sodom. That's why it's a lost cause - who ever heard of saving a methaphor?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
            That's strange, I thought Belium didn't exist? You guys need to keep your stories straight.
            That's right wickharlot, this means the Catholics are worshiping imaginary people in the sky again. Just disgusting to us TRUE Christians(tm).

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #7
              Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              That's strange, I thought Belium didn't exist? You guys need to keep your stories straight.
              It's a lost cause BECAUSE it doesn't exist! Does speaking Frenchish addle your brain? Are you a Gypsy?
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #8
                Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                It's a lost cause BECAUSE it doesn't exist! Does speaking Frenchish addle your brain? Are you a Gypsy?
                The answer to both questions is no, my most cherished Pastor.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                  The answer to both questions is no, my most cherished Pastor.
                  I believe you this time, but be careful! Uppity women like that Rhianna person get spanked!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Indeed he does. Is there any mention of which bit dropped off when he got leprosy?
                    It's a public secret that just about all his bits fell off. His funeral took 3 days and 4 hours. And rumour has it that not all those bits belonged to him anyway, as the people around him constantly had bits falling off as well. This was proven when they found he had two tallywhackers.

                    He's from Tremelo. My brother lives in Tremelo. I've never seen as big a fagot as my brother. I hope this clears up things.

                    PS: Tremelo is obviously a made up name as well. I'm surprised the next village isn't called "Humbucker" or "Fender".
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

                      I forgot to say: his name "De Veuster" actually means "The Fister". Damien The Fister. Need I say more?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

                        This is just a marketing plan by the Catholics to get their hands on some homer money in the collection plate. They can have it.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          It's a public secret that just about all his bits fell off. His funeral took 3 days and 4 hours. And rumour has it that not all those bits belonged to him anyway, as the people around him constantly had bits falling off as well. This was proven when they found he had two tallywhackers.
                          To be fair, there's no need to assume the second tallywhacker came from somebody else. We are starting from the assumption of him being a Belgican't, after all. I find the idea of a Belgian with two tallywhackers every bit as plausible as the idea of a Belgian with one giant foot which it uses for shelter, or any other Belgian for that matter.


                          Herman Van Rompuy, yesterday
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • WickedWitch
                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1366

                            #14
                            Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            I believe you this time, but be careful! Uppity women like that Rhianna person get spanked!
                            You don't say...
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites!

                              Or the 'Falcon punch':
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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