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Hello everyone. Y'know, I've been thinking, as we love the Bible so much (and I admit, I've skimmed it a bit, but it has it's moments) I was thinking we could take turns ghost-writing new chapters? It's been a while.
As as my relationship with Jesus has been confirmed official, quite literally, he's spoon-feeding me ideas to to accident to an already wonderful story.
Revelations 22
19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
21 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.
But never did it say that we couldn't add our own creative additions, so I say, let's have it! I'm sure there's some creative minds here.
Soooooo, picking up with the Bible left off... let's see.
The Book of Gale 1:1-12
1 All was all nice and all. But fast forward gillions of years later, and we get to the part of Gale and Jesus.
Jesus got sick of that nag, Mary, and found Himself a real woman.
2 And yeh, her name was Gale! She was kind, and pretty and just a bit kooky, but that's okay! The weird ones are usually best.
3 Gale and Jesus sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First come the jig-i-jig, then comes love, and then oh and look there's God peeking out from above!
4 And in a booming voice, God said, Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Now, play nice you two! He had a big belly, like jelly that jiggled when he giggled.
5 Jesus began to sing, "I'm the Son, I'm the Heir, of a deity that's criminally vulgar. I'm Son and Heir, of...oh you know, the Kingdom of Our Father!
6 And Gale was impressed indeed. His song was good. He sounded just like Morrissey.
7 And Jesus said, forgive me my love. I had been dead for three days. I must reek terribly.
8 And Gale said, oh that's okay. Sometimes bad smells good.
9 And all was well, and then...
10 Gale spotted another man. He was biggggg and handsome with a chiselled chin, and Jesus was jealous.
11 Now, Gale was never shy so she went up to the dude and said, "Hey Big Boy, do you like 'em Catholic?"
12 What would Jesus do?
Ok that's my contribution. C'mon, someone else now. Take it!
As as my relationship with Jesus has been confirmed official, quite literally, he's spoon-feeding me ideas to to accident to an already wonderful story.
Revelations 22
19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
21 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.
But never did it say that we couldn't add our own creative additions, so I say, let's have it! I'm sure there's some creative minds here.
Soooooo, picking up with the Bible left off... let's see.
The Book of Gale 1:1-12
1 All was all nice and all. But fast forward gillions of years later, and we get to the part of Gale and Jesus.
Jesus got sick of that nag, Mary, and found Himself a real woman. 2 And yeh, her name was Gale! She was kind, and pretty and just a bit kooky, but that's okay! The weird ones are usually best.
3 Gale and Jesus sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First come the jig-i-jig, then comes love, and then oh and look there's God peeking out from above!
4 And in a booming voice, God said, Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Now, play nice you two! He had a big belly, like jelly that jiggled when he giggled.
5 Jesus began to sing, "I'm the Son, I'm the Heir, of a deity that's criminally vulgar. I'm Son and Heir, of...oh you know, the Kingdom of Our Father!
6 And Gale was impressed indeed. His song was good. He sounded just like Morrissey.
7 And Jesus said, forgive me my love. I had been dead for three days. I must reek terribly.
8 And Gale said, oh that's okay. Sometimes bad smells good.
9 And all was well, and then...
10 Gale spotted another man. He was biggggg and handsome with a chiselled chin, and Jesus was jealous.
11 Now, Gale was never shy so she went up to the dude and said, "Hey Big Boy, do you like 'em Catholic?"
12 What would Jesus do?
Ok that's my contribution. C'mon, someone else now. Take it!
I have a bit of a cheesy mind. Everyone has a story to tell. 
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I'm a bit of a Trekkie, but even normal people know that's purely a Star Wars device!
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