[handmaiden]

Re: Let's Make History: Biblical fan-fiction!

I heard this theory once that the mountain Moses was on was filled with LSD-like 'shrooms he might have tripped on.

You may have heard it, but you didn't read it in the Bible. What you read is what you get with God.

Sometimes when I take similar barbiturates, I have visions of my death. It's a strange feeling. It's all black, and there's this little orange hole at the end. It's really eerie.

It's really dumb, is what it is. You'll die soon enough and discover the orange hole is the flaming pit waiting to burn you in napalm-like fire for all eternity. It's bad enough that you resist the gift of Jesus' Blood that can save you from such a fate. Why do you want to sample previews of your eternal torture?

And there are no light-sabres in Star Trek! I'm a bit of a Trekkie, but even normal people know that's purely a Star Wars device!

I care naught for your instruction in the false religion of the "force" and the "ko-li-naar" nonsense. I do care that you have used the British spelling for saber. We speak American here! And we spell American as well! If your start spelling "color" with a "u", one of the administrators will have to issue an infraction. The same goes for any pretentious attempts at spelling "center" or "theater". Use of "ye olde" will merit even more severe penalties.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: Let's Make History: Biblical fan-fiction!

I care naught for your instruction in the false religion of the "force" and the "ko-li-naar" nonsense. I do care that you have used the British spelling for saber. We speak American here! And we spell American as well! If your start spelling "color" with a "u", one of the administrators will have to issue an infraction. The same goes for any pretentious attempts at spelling "center" or "theater". Use of "ye olde" will merit even more severe penalties.

It just so happens I am Irish by heritage, and I'm sorry, but I don't speak American! If I aspired to mimic your uncultured horse braying, then maybe I'd fit in better living here, who knows?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Let's Make History: Biblical fan-fiction!

I despise all the "funny stuff" that these unsaved bring to this forum. 10 years and not a single funny thing by these people! Instead I would recommend everyone to go to my joke thread about the holocaust.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: Let's Make History: Biblical fan-fiction!

Oh please, I'm a laugh riot. And I couldn't think less of the opinion of someone who looks like the author of DIY Satanic literature.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Let's Make History: Biblical fan-fiction!

Dear Ms. Whoring.

The book you are promoting should be counted as apocrypha, and the Catholic Church does not accept apocrypha as Canon (tough protestants claims that some of the books in our Bible are apocrypha). However, if the book you wrote was divinely inspired by God himself, maybe you can ask Pope Francis to accept it as part of the Bible. I hope i was helpful.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Let's Make History: Biblical fan-fiction!

Dear Ms. Whoring.

The book you are promoting should be counted as apocrypha, and the Catholic Church does not accept apocrypha as Canon (tough protestants claims that some of the books in our Bible are apocrypha). However, if the book you wrote was divinely inspired by God himself, maybe you can ask Pope Francis to accept it as part of the Bible. I hope i was helpful.

You, being a Catholic, would presumably know plenty about how to write Biblical fanfic.

[handmaiden]

Re: Let's Make History: Biblical fan-fiction!

You, being a Catholic, would presumably know plenty about how to write Biblical fanfic.

on you, Padre.

[handmaiden]

Re: Let's Make History: Biblical fan-fiction!

To put it lightly Titus, I would never spread for you, and likely mocked guys like you on the playground in grade school!

So you were promiscuous as early as grade school?