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  • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    That's a lot of middle fingers, friend. Is that your idea of mutually respectful debate?

    Are you a negro by any chance?
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • Re: Except Not

      Originally posted by Rev Beatdown View Post
      Those who sit in judgment ride on WHITE asses... you know asses are donkeys right? So would that not mean all white people are donkeys? Or maybe it means those who sit in judgment (negative) are white. And by the way, since Mary is Middle Eastern, even if you contend that God is white, Jesus is still half Middle Eastern. And all the other proof is...paintings. So where exactly does this fit in? http://www.vogueidea.com/art/kandinsky-painting.jpg
      Sweet LORD HAVE MERCY! That painting is of the devil! EVIL!
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      • Re: Except Not

        Originally posted by Rev Beatdown View Post
        Those who sit in judgment ride on WHITE asses... you know asses are donkeys right? So would that not mean all white people are donkeys?
        This argument is so stupid by itself that I can't say anything to clarify that any further.

        So where exactly does this fit in? http://www.vogueidea.com/art/kandinsky-painting.jpg
        Are you on drugs? We are talking about paintings of Jesus, not about the bedsheets of guys who accidentally tipped over their paintboxes.



        Why are you rude? We are telling you this out of True Christian Love™, because we hope to save you from Hellfire. Therefore, my message to you is:

        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

          Did anyone who ever actually met Jesus paint a portait of him? Just curious.

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          • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

            Originally posted by Sinestro75 View Post
            Did anyone who ever actually met Jesus paint a portait of him? Just curious.
            Sure: Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"
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            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

              How do you know God is white, have you ever seen him? Do you think people who painted (not a photo so it cant really be used as evidence) him saw him too?
              Also if God impregnated Mary as the Pastor said does that not make God and adulterer as Mary and Joseph were married? Therefore God is breaking one of his 10 Commandments which, ironically, were given to a Jew in Moses, not a Christian. So you are following Jewish rules.
              Also the Pastor said that " A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker." Yet the Romans inhabited Jerusalem at this point and Romans (hailing from Italy) were white. So i doubt many people would be surprised to see another white man.
              Furthermore just because Heaven apparently has "white clouds with light shining through them" doesnt mean the inhabitants are white. Surely everyone knows that White people burn easier than black or arabic peoples. Take a look at giner people for example. Our skin is not used to excessive light and sun, we come from colder climes.
              Also the Pastor is sure that "white" "stops many other diseases in its tracks". Really? Are you sure? Because i doubt you can be without actually having been there, and i would be pretty certain that you havn't.
              Also SUV mentions Vanilla Ice. I thought you only listened to Christian music, have you heard some of Vanilla Ice's lyrics?!

              Pastor could you please dignify me with a response, or in fact anyone who has any valid points.

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              • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                Originally posted by One-Note Natalie View Post
                How do you know God is white, have you ever seen him? Do you think people who painted (not a photo so it cant really be used as evidence) him saw him too?
                Also if God impregnated Mary as the Pastor said does that not make God and adulterer as Mary and Joseph were married? Therefore God is breaking one of his 10 Commandments which, ironically, were given to a Jew in Moses, not a Christian. So you are following Jewish rules.
                Also the Pastor said that " A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker." Yet the Romans inhabited Jerusalem at this point and Romans (hailing from Italy) were white. So i doubt many people would be surprised to see another white man.
                Furthermore just because Heaven apparently has "white clouds with light shining through them" doesnt mean the inhabitants are white. Surely everyone knows that White people burn easier than black or arabic peoples. Take a look at giner people for example. Our skin is not used to excessive light and sun, we come from colder climes.
                Also the Pastor is sure that "white" "stops many other diseases in its tracks". Really? Are you sure? Because i doubt you can be without actually having been there, and i would be pretty certain that you havn't.
                Also SUV mentions Vanilla Ice. I thought you only listened to Christian music, have you heard some of Vanilla Ice's lyrics?!

                Pastor could you please dignify me with a response, or in fact anyone who has any valid points.
                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                  Originally posted by One-Note Natalie View Post
                  How do you know God is white, have you ever seen him?
                  Because the Holy bible says so: Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"
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                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Because the Holy bible says so: Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"
                    Amazing, isn't it, how gibbering unsaved harlots fail to read that their questions already have been answered, even if the answer is in the post directly above theirs?
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                      Amazing, isn't it, how gibbering unsaved harlots fail to read that their questions already have been answered, even if the answer is in the post directly above theirs?
                      Indeed, there seems to be no limit to stupidity.

                      Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                        well sorry you couldn't be wronger.there are no known pictures or images from the era of jesus only a changing depiction of his image.
                        early christian paintings and depictions certainly do maintain a middle-eastern appearance,yet ovet a period of 1200 years through mainly the input of the catholic church his image was altered to depict a more european appearance.

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                        • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                          Whatever you say, Stuart.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                            Is this guy for real ?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

                            First off, I don't want to rain down on your parade here but, truth be told, no one has ever seen God.

                            Second, who cares what the color of his skin is [If you believe in these sort of things] ?

                            So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

                            These aren't facts, what you speak of is speculation.

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                            • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                              Even the hell-bound Mormons know Jesus is white. How'd this argument even get started? White=Godly.

                              Revelation 1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

                              Case is closed as far as I'm concerned
                              Judges 15:16
                              And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                              • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                                Originally posted by Icelandic Atheist View Post
                                Is this guy for real ?
                                Icelandic Atheist, I know you hate Jesus but if you want to speak on this forum you need to show us Christians some more respect. As JawOfAnAss pointed out before me, it is clearly stated in the Bible that Jesus was white and not middle-eastern. This is a Christian forum so if you're going to question God's true word you should do it elsewhere.
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