How can you say you KNOW god exists?

[I'mAbeliever]

Answer me please. Religion is faith. Baptists are religious. Faith is something you believe in, but cannot prove, therefore I ask you how you can say you've found "proof" that god exists.

Also, I must say I laughed out very, very loud when I saw that youtube-video that "proved" gods existance. Awesome logic: God created the bible, the bible says God exists, ergo he exists. That must be the lamest circular argumentation I've read so far.

And please try to be objective and answer me on everything I wrote or don't answer me at all.

[Wide-Open]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

Any other requirements? Do you have a rider? Blue Smarties only?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

How can you say you KNOW god exists?

How can you say you KNOW God doesn't exist?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

Answer me please. Religion is faith. Baptists are religious. Faith is something you believe in, but cannot prove, therefore I ask you how you can say you've found "proof" that god exists.

Also, I must say I laughed out very, very loud when I saw that youtube-video that "proved" gods existance. Awesome logic: God created the bible, the bible says God exists, ergo he exists. That must be the lamest circular argumentation I've read so far.

And please try to be objective and answer me on everything I wrote or don't answer me at all.

The cucumber. The only logical explanation for the existence of cucumbers is if God exists.

Consider

• Cucumbers are suitable for ramming up your backside
• There is natural reason for a plant evolve to be suitable for being rammed up a backside
• God is obsessed with what is rammed up people's backside and constantly tests for backside ramming.

Therefore God exists.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

The cucumber. The only logical explanation for the existence of cucumbers is if God exists.

Consider

• Cucumbers are suitable for ramming up your backside
• There is natural reason for a plant evolve to be suitable for being rammed up a backside
• God is obsessed with what is rammed up people's backside and constantly tests for backside ramming.

Therefore God exists.

BROTHER

Have you been taken over by demons?

[I'mAbeliever]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

Any other requirements? Do you have a rider? Blue Smarties only?

I don't know what you've smoked, but that didn't make any sense - try again.

How can you say you KNOW God doesn't exist?

What a cheap trick - I hope your intelligence doesn't reflect the rest of the people in this cult

The cucumber. The only logical explanation for the existence of cucumbers is if God exists.

Consider

• Cucumbers are suitable for ramming up your backside
• There is natural reason for a plant evolve to be suitable for being rammed up a backside
• God is obsessed with what is rammed up people's backside and constantly tests for backside ramming.

Therefore God exists.

You're basing your belief on a vegetable?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

BROTHER

Have you been taken over by demons?

I'm a little confused too.

Of course, Brother Bobby-Joe is an intellectual giant compared to me, so maybe he's employing irony or sarcasm or some other literary tool beyond my simple grasp. That's probably it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

You're basing your belief on a vegetable?

Don't be tedious; you wanted proof of something only God could create so I am provided one. You want to quit filibustering and deal with my point?

Face it, you can't explain cucumbers without God. Therefor God has to exist.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]And please try to be objective

I consider this to be patronizing

and answer me on everything I wrote

This is a petulant and immature demand

or don't answer me at all.

Were you crying and stamping your feet when you wrote that?

You see, son, when you grow up, you'll realize that you don't have all the answer. Heck! You don't even have the questions!

You are going to argue against us and make us do all the work. We don't need to do the work; we have done it.

You need to question your own beliefs . I take it you are one of those young boys who puts his faith, not in God, but in science so-called.

Yet, if you do, you will believe that nothing is certain, and all is merely probable. No answers there then, are there?

The earth has been around for over 6,000 years and so far it has been pretty certain and no probabilities involved. That's because God's in charge.

Now, tell us why you are a vile, God-Hating atheist devoid of all morals and scruples...

Carry on, I'm listening.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

What a cheap trick - I hope your intelligence doesn't reflect the rest of the people in this cult

So, no answer then? Just a cheap insult?

Quelle surprise!

[I'mAbeliever]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

Don't be tedious; you wanted proof of something only God could create so I am provided one. You want to quit filibustering and deal with my point?

Face it, you can't explain cucumbers without God. Therefor God has to exist.

Then I can say if God existed, he'd make the apple bigger. Therefore, he cannot exist. It's exactly the same.

You see, son, when you grow up, you'll realize that you don't have all the answer. Heck! You don't even have the questions!

1st off, what a cheap technique: "son", "when you grow up". Cut the crap, will you?
I'm aware that I don't have answers, the difference is that I don't turn to a higher power for meaning.

You are going to argue against us and make us do all the work. We don't need to do the work; we have done it.

What you have done is to believe in a two thousand years old book.

You need to question your own beliefs . I take it you are one of those young boys who puts his faith, not in God, but in science so-called.

I believe there is no such thing as a supernatural thing that created everything and is watching everything everyone does, for all eternity. I believe in facts, for example: the earth is more than 6000 years old.

Yet, if you do, you will believe that nothing is certain, and all is merely probable. No answers there then, are there?

I think it's better to move forward and make research instead of just believing in an old book and live on forever believing that.

The earth has been around for over 6,000 years and so far it has been pretty certain and no probabilities involved. That's because God's in charge.

If you really believe the world is around 6000 years old then I feel sorry for you - but luckily you're a dying race.

Now, tell us why you are a vile, God-Hating atheist devoid of all morals and scruples...

Are you implying moral is trademarked religion? It sure seems so.[/QUOTE]

[SUV]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

How dare you bring Monkees songs onto our Godly Board! Are you some kind of evilutionist?

[I'mAbeliever]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

So, no answer then? Just a cheap insult?

Quelle surprise!

If you read my original post, I asked how you can say that you have proof that God exists. The burden of proof is on you, not me. I cannot prove that he doesn't exist, nor have I said I have proof he doesn't.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

Then I can say if God existed, he'd make the apple bigger. Therefore, he cannot exist. It's exactly the same.

No it is not. You are being a coward here friend. Unless you can provided a naturalistic process for a vegetable to become suitable for sodomizing a human rectal cavity you have no choice but to accept God exists. The only force, natural or supernatural, ever described that has any interest in what human's stick in their rectal cavity is the God of the Bible.

[I'mAbeliever]

Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists?

No it is not. You are being a coward here friend. Unless you can provided a naturalistic process for a vegetable to become suitable for sodomizing a human rectal cavity you have no choice but to accept God exists. The only force, natural or supernatural, ever described that has any interest in what human's stick in their rectal cavity is the God of the Bible.

You're taking the easy way out - trusting a supernatural being to have created everything so you don't have to think about it. I'm not a biologist - and neither do I have to be one - to say I do not believe in god.

Good night now, will probably forget all about this forum - and luckily you're just a small cult and will hopefully die out soon. /common sense out. Even """normal""" Christians aren't as extreme as you. I'm literally laughing out loud here, although at the same time it's a bit sad.