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  • Spike.
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2007
    • 65

    #46
    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    A drunken mick communist? What could be worse?

    Are you a damned joo as well?
    Im not a communist....Im Irish....I thought you would have put two and two....nvm you belive what you want to.

    You mean like jesus was/is. No I am not one of gods chosen people.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #47
      Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

      Originally posted by Spike. View Post
      Im not a communist....Im Irish....I thought you would have put two and two....nvm you belive what you want to.

      You mean like jesus was/is. No I am not one of gods chosen people.
      You've ready said that. We understand you are not American silly.

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      • Spike.
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2007
        • 65

        #48
        Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        You've ready said that. We understand you are not American silly.
        I live here and I was born in Ireland. Im american.

        Why would god choose you? What amazing thing have you done that no one else can do? You have to accept the fact that god doesnt know you, he doesnt like you. In all reality he doesnt want you. You are not american either. Your ancestors sailed over here from Europe Just like mine came over here after the famine. Give us your tired, your hungry, your poor. That is the first thing that saw when they got here and how did you greet them? With stones and bullets.

        Why would god want you. You are not special. You are made up as the same decaying matter as everything else. You are not unique. You are not a snowflake. Why, Why would the all-knowing all powerful bieng who created the universe, the world, everything and everyone you know and see. Why would he need a little insignifigant being like yourself. Why would he want you? He already knows everything your going to do,have done, and are doing so I know he doesnt want you around for stories.

        You serve no purpose here. Niether do I. Noone you know or ever have known is useful. We as people eat the land up, destroy, pollute....We are a cancer destroying our host and we wont even listen to the ones trying to tell you to stop. Do you think your god will save you? Why?

        What good will you do him. Why should he provide everything for you? You say you are going to get to heaven when you die. Why? Why do you and not I deserve this bounty of riches beyond measure? You and I are the same person,the only thing sepperating you and me apart is DNA and a thought scheme. Do you think god cares about what you think? Why should he? How does your mental images help him in anyway. Why does he need you? The fact is, he doesnt.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #49
          Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

          Originally posted by Spike. View Post
          I live here and I was born in Ireland. Im american.

          Why would god choose you? What amazing thing have you done that no one else can do? You have to accept the fact that god doesnt know you, he doesnt like you. In all reality he doesnt want you. You are not american either. Your ancestors sailed over here from Europe Just like mine came over here after the famine. Give us your tired, your hungry, your poor. That is the first thing that saw when they got here and how did you greet them? With stones and bullets.

          Why would god want you. You are not special. You are made up as the same decaying matter as everything else. You are not unique. You are not a snowflake. Why, Why would the all-knowing all powerful bieng who created the universe, the world, everything and everyone you know and see. Why would he need a little insignifigant being like yourself. Why would he want you? He already knows everything your going to do,have done, and are doing so I know he doesnt want you around for stories.

          You serve no purpose here. Niether do I. Noone you know or ever have known is useful. We as people eat the land up, destroy, pollute....We are a cancer destroying our host and we wont even listen to the ones trying to tell you to stop. Do you think your god will save you? Why?

          What good will you do him. Why should he provide everything for you? You say you are going to get to heaven when you die. Why? Why do you and not I deserve this bounty of riches beyond measure? You and I are the same person,the only thing sepperating you and me apart is DNA and a thought scheme. Do you think god cares about what you think? Why should he? How does your mental images help him in anyway. Why does he need you? The fact is, he doesnt.
          While that is a very odd argument coming from an atheist Spike but the fact is He did create us so we are here for His reasons. Since God is perfect in knowledge and ability that means we are as He wants. His attention towards us is demonstrated by The Bible. Sure the world is vast but since God is not limited He is able to comprehend it all.

          While we humans do deserve damnation for existing we are have value because God values us.

          We Americans are God's chosen elect; we have the richest, most powerful country ever to exist in human history. Clearly God has chosen to bless us above all others. As to why He has done it is not for us to question. We just know it is the Right Thing(r) because God did it.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Spike.
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2007
            • 65

            #50
            Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            While that is a very odd argument coming from an atheist Spike but the fact is He did create us so we are here for His reasons. Since God is perfect in knowledge and ability that means we are as He wants. His attention towards us is demonstrated by The Bible. Sure the world is vast but since God is not limited He is able to comprehend it all.

            While we humans do deserve damnation for existing we are have value because God values us.

            We Americans are God's chosen elect; we have the richest, most powerful country ever to exist in human history. Clearly God has chosen to bless us above all others. As to why He has done it is not for us to question. We just know it is the Right Thing® because God did it.
            What makes us the most richest country? Ancient Rome was far more advanced(for the time).Who decides what is best? Why are gods chosen elect,what have we done to deserve this.You need to ask questions. Question everything around you,question your existence,question your entire lives and your meaning. He chose us for a very specific reason OR atleast for some purpose and I dont think it just to exist. Why does he need us to do something when he has the power to do it by himself? You should ask yourselfs what it is that you do to make yourselfs get up in the morning and continue to live.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #51
              Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

              Originally posted by Spike. View Post
              What makes us the most richest country? Ancient Rome was far more advanced(for the time).
              Heh? People aren’t starving to death in the streets like they were in Rome.

              Originally posted by Spike. View Post
              Who decides what is best? Why are gods chosen elect,what have we done to deserve this.You need to ask questions. Question everything around you,question your existence,question your entire lives and your meaning. He chose us for a very specific reason OR atleast for some purpose and I dont think it just to exist. Why does he need us to do something when he has the power to do it by himself? You should ask yourselfs what it is that you do to make yourselfs get up in the morning and continue to live.
              Friend, while we humans can under stand the ineffable mind of God He does explain Himself to us in the Bible. There you will find the answer to your’ questions. Not in Karl Marx, not in James Joyce, not in Charles Darwin but in The Bible KJV1611.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • -Spike
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2007
                • 3

                #52
                Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                [quote=Bobby-Joe;118409]
                Heh? People aren’t starving to death in the streets like they were in Rome.
                Yes they are. Look at our ghettos and other poor regions...We are in just as bad as shape as ever.

                Friend, while we humans can under stand the ineffable mind of God He does explain Himself to us in the Bible. There you will find the answer to your’ questions. Not in Karl Marx, not in James Joyce, not in Charles Darwin but in The Bible KJV1611
                I can only think of one reason to live and have reason and that reason is to produce.What makes you get out of bed and scratch to survive in the morning?I suppose that would be why you are here....but then again its just oppion(sp?).

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                • casey
                  Unsaved trash
                  • May 2011
                  • 2

                  #53
                  Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                  beaver's testicles are inside their bodies

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                  • MisterM
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 1480

                    #54
                    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                    You are resurrecting old thread, do you think you are Jesus?

                    YiC,
                    M
                    Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22887

                      #55
                      Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                      Originally posted by casey View Post
                      beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
                      Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #56
                        Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                        Originally posted by casey View Post
                        beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
                        In Japan they sure aren't.

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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • casey
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2011
                          • 2

                          #57
                          Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?
                          the answer to your question lies in the question itself. PICTURES.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          In Japan they sure aren't.

                          How sad. Resorting to crude cartoons.

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #58
                            Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                            Originally posted by casey View Post
                            the answer to your question lies in the question itself. PICTURES.



                            How sad. Resorting to crude cartoons.
                            Crude? You'll notice the beaver has a biblically-approved leaf over his tallywhacker (Genesis 3:7).



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Born Again Bob
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2318

                              #59
                              Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              Crude? You'll notice the beaver has a biblically-approved leaf over his tallywhacker (Genesis 3:7).
                              Dear Brother,

                              I think Casey's frustrated because Casey wanted to see cartoon beaver balls.

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #60
                                Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

                                Originally posted by casey View Post
                                beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
                                I am concerned about why you would know this. I've been around beavers all of my life and have never bothered to check. Secondly, why are you googling about beaver testicles?

                                You're a sick pervert.
                                Drama queen

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