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  • Templeton’s Solution for the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: Give Jerusalem back to Christianity

    The sun is burning down from the sky and the desert is red. A man is standing in a see of blood. His name is Richard Löwenherz. In his right hand he holds his sword and in the other the head of an muslim child. He is breathing like a lion, and while a small tear of blood is running down his head, he turns to his men.


    “Brothers and Sisters in Christ! Thousands of filthy muselims are in our city.
    They worship satan and build musques on our holy land!
    The day has come that we took back this city for Christianity, America and Germany!!”

    With this words thousands of Christians men from all over the world started to take back the City of The Bible. With the help of God they were able to kill all the muslims. Richard Löwenherz conquered Jerusalem back for Christanity, and is in Heaven right now...

    Judges 1:8
    Now the children of Judah had fought against Jerusalem, and had taken it, and smitten it with the edge of the sword, and set the city on fire.



    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    It’s a tough life here in the Black Forrest. We have cold winters and hot summers. The boars are aggressive and their flesh is tasty. I remember when I was a child, my grandmother told me the story of Jerusalem. A city for all Christians to worship God and be together like a family. Jerusalem is in the heart of all Christians all over the world.

    You remember the story I told you at the beginning of my thread? This story is true, it happened. Maybe the jews have some connections to Jerusalem, maybe the muslims also, but in the first part Jerusalem is the City of Christanity.

    I tell you Brothers and Sisters, as a Christian I strongly believe that if we would take parts of this city back, we would do God’s Will. But the reality is not how it should be. So this is my solution for the Isreali-Palestinian Conflict:

    Jerusalem is cut into two parts, the muslim side and the side of the people who killed Jesus. Now my solution is to cut the city into three parts:

    A jewish, a muslim and a Christian! This would make everything so much better.

    -Look at Africa, since Christians converted the nigras everything was getting better
    -If Christians own a part of Jerusalem, we could take part in the battle of the endtimes. We could attack the Jews and the muslims, and the Jews could attack us and the muslims. And the muslims would die in a second because they cant defend themselves.
    -With the Bible in that region, there would be much more peace! Just look at Iraq! Statistics show that Iraq is becoming the best country in the world. Thank God!! And America!!

    Romans 12

    1I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.

    2And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

    Psalm 4:88I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.



    Yours Sincerely
    Titus Templeton
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    Re: Templeton’s Solution for the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: Give Jerusalem back to Christianity

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    • #3
      Re: Templeton’s Solution for the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: Give Jerusalem back to Christianity

      Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
      The sun is burning down from the sky and the desert is red. A man is standing in a see of blood. His name is Richard Löwenherz. In his right hand he holds his sword and in the other the head of an muslim child. He is breathing like a lion, and while a small tear of blood is running down his head, he turns to his men.


      “Brothers and Sisters in Christ! Thousands of filthy muselims are in our city.
      They worship satan and build musques on our holy land!
      The day has come that we took back this city for Christianity, America and Germany!!”

      With this words thousands of Christians men from all over the world started to take back the City of The Bible. With the help of God they were able to kill all the muslims. Richard Löwenherz conquered Jerusalem back for Christanity, and is in Heaven right now...
      Judges 1:8
      Now the children of Judah had fought against Jerusalem, and had taken it, and smitten it with the edge of the sword, and set the city on fire.



      Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

      It’s a tough life here in the Black Forrest. We have cold winters and hot summers. The boars are aggressive and their flesh is tasty. I remember when I was a child, my grandmother told me the story of Jerusalem. A city for all Christians to worship God and be together like a family. Jerusalem is in the heart of all Christians all over the world.

      You remember the story I told you at the beginning of my thread? This story is true, it happened. Maybe the jews have some connections to Jerusalem, maybe the muslims also, but in the first part Jerusalem is the City of Christanity.

      I tell you Brothers and Sisters, as a Christian I strongly believe that if we would take parts of this city back, we would do God’s Will. But the reality is not how it should be. So this is my solution for the Isreali-Palestinian Conflict:

      Jerusalem is cut into two parts, the muslim side and the side of the people who killed Jesus. Now my solution is to cut the city into three parts:

      A jewish, a muslim and a Christian! This would make everything so much better.

      -Look at Africa, since Christians converted the nigras everything was getting better
      -If Christians own a part of Jerusalem, we could take part in the battle of the endtimes. We could attack the Jews and the muslims, and the Jews could attack us and the muslims. And the muslims would die in a second because they cant defend themselves.
      -With the Bible in that region, there would be much more peace! Just look at Iraq! Statistics show that Iraq is becoming the best country in the world. Thank God!! And America!!

      Romans 12

      1I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.

      2And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

      Psalm 4:88I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.



      Yours Sincerely
      Titus Templeton

      I can't remember that i have written that. It must have been the Holy Spirit who made me write this.
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      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • #4
        Re: Templeton’s Solution for the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: Give Jerusalem back to Christianity

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        The sun is burning down from the sky and the desert is red. A man is standing in a see of blood. His name is Richard Löwenherz. In his right hand he holds his sword and in the other the head of an muslim child. He is breathing like a lion, and while a small tear of blood is running down his head, he turns to his men.


        “Brothers and Sisters in Christ! Thousands of filthy muselims are in our city.
        They worship satan and build musques on our holy land!
        The day has come that we took back this city for Christianity, America and Germany!!”

        With this words thousands of Christians men from all over the world started to take back the City of The Bible. With the help of God they were able to kill all the muslims. Richard Löwenherz conquered Jerusalem back for Christanity, and is in Heaven right now...


        Yours Sincerely
        Titus Templeton
        Now Brother Titus, are you really going to tease all the Unsaved Trash by not telling them Richard Loewenherz's more popular cognomen? Don't you see how badly they already butcher history through their ignorance? Incidentally I just recently finished a book on that whole affair which lasted through several centuries. It had never before published translations of diaries kept by the actual participants.

        By the way, do you know what a Katzbalger is? I have a version that is a few centuries older than them.
        YiJC, BS

        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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        • #5
          Re: Templeton’s Solution for the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: Give Jerusalem back to Christianity

          Amen! We should organize a new crusade to take the Holy Land away from those thieving Jews and Muzzies.
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          • #6
            Re: Templeton’s Solution for the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: Give Jerusalem back to Christianity

            Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
            Now Brother Titus, are you really going to tease all the Unsaved Trash by not telling them Richard Loewenherz's more popular cognomen? Don't you see how badly they already butcher history through their ignorance? Incidentally I just recently finished a book on that whole affair which lasted through several centuries. It had never before published translations of diaries kept by the actual participants.

            By the way, do you know what a Katzbalger is? I have a version that is a few centuries older than them.

            Please share your knowledge with me, Brother!
            As a Christian I feel encouraged to believe in anything that others tell me.
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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