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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #151
    Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

    Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
    I respect all that you have to say, I do not hate you, but you half Jews, watt is is God
    Can somebody translate that into American? I don't know what this drunk eskimo savage is talking about.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Mrs. Rogers
      compassion personified
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2692

      #152
      Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

      Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
      I respect all that you have to say, I do not hate you, but you half Jews, watt is is God
      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Can somebody translate that into American? I don't know what this drunk eskimo savage is talking about.
      Hmm, by "you half Jews" he could be making sport of Christians with large noses. How DARE he! Unless he meant to type "you halve Jews", which of course we don't, as magic tricks are of the devil.
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      • SealOilhunter
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2010
        • 40

        #153
        Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
        Hmm, by "you half Jews" he could be making sport of Christians with large noses. How DARE he! Unless he meant to type "you halve Jews", which of course we don't, as magic tricks are of the devil.
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #154
          Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

          I presume that you're referring to this king:

          and not this one:
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22348

            #155
            Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

            Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
            I am trying to write in English
            For someone who survived the Iceland lack of education system you are doing quite well at that.
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            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • boopbapadoo
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              • Jul 2010
              • 3

              #156
              Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

              i'm sorry, i actually have nothing to say to you. i just noticed what the badges that the True Christians along the thread have. and i noticed that you have the Super Soaker Baptism Award. But, in 1 Tim 2:12 ...But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.... And, the only way one could baptize someone would be if they were a teacher. An ordained minister. And, as a woman, you're not supposed to be. I think the Landover Baptist Church has some sort of explaining to do about this one.

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              • boopbapadoo
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                • Jul 2010
                • 3

                #157
                Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                The above was in reply to Mrs. Rogers. My apologies for not being clearer.

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692

                  #158
                  Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                  Originally posted by boopbapadoo View Post
                  The above was in reply to Mrs. Rogers. My apologies for not being clearer.
                  Apology accepted, dear. Now, what were you saying? I dozed off when reading your previous post, you see.

                  Please accept my apologies for doing so.
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                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                  • boopbapadoo
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                    • Jul 2010
                    • 3

                    #159
                    Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                    Apology accepted, dear. Now, what were you saying? I dozed off when reading your previous post, you see.

                    so you dose off when the word of the lord is being spoken? or do you just dose off when someone's preaching directly at you? either way, unless you're having spiritual dreams you should be awake and listening to the word of the lord.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
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                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #160
                      Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                      Originally posted by boopbapadoo View Post
                      so you dose off when the word of the lord is being spoken? or do you just dose off when someone's preaching directly at you? either way, unless you're having spiritual dreams you should be awake and listening to the word of the lord.
                      I'm sure that all of Mrs. Rogers' dreams are quite spiritual. I'm afraid to ask what kind of dreams you have.
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                      • aGerman
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                        • Aug 2010
                        • 9

                        #161
                        Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                        Jesus was a jew, Jesus never became a christian and never died as a christian he was always a jew.

                        Christianity was never mentioned during Jesus time. Neigther in the old Testament nor in the new Testament. That is refering to the life span of Jesus and the time before.

                        Now ironically, the Old Testament is about the chosen People about God, which are the Jews. Now don't go on and, say: "They are not the chosen ones, but in my Bible it says..." Don't try it, I've read all versions of the exerpts, and there is only mentioning of the jews, no christians that word didn't even exist, at that time.

                        When the New Testament starts, Jesus is the Messiah of the Jews, (the tree kings were jews. yes you are worshipping the coming of jews to Jesus crib) Only later on they decide that he isn't the Messiah they wanted.

                        Mary was a jew, which makes Jesus a jew. Judaism is based on the motherly side. During his whole time alive Jesus never changed his faith, he never wanted to.

                        You ask why? He wanted to change judaism, reform it, not create a new one. He never said, to his disciples, "tell these people they are doing it wrong, convert them to a religion called christianty." He only said, "preach my words"

                        Therefor he never created christianity. His disciples then did it beacuse they missunderstood them. Or probably because the jews weren't very fond of Jesus and his preaching.

                        You see. You might say that John the Baptist "converted" him to christianity. Ya, more like NO. John was a hebrew prophet. You can't make someone a christian if you ain't one yourself.

                        I agree on that "Jesus is not a Joo", but he was definitly a Jew (and will if you take him still being alive seriously)

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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6290

                          #162
                          Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                          Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. Matthew 19:21

                          No Jew would ever say that. A Jew would say "go and sell that thou hast, and give it to me...."
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                          • Nurse Clampett
                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
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                            • Jan 2009
                            • 974

                            #163
                            Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                            Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. Matthew 19:21

                            No Jew would ever say that. A Jew would say "go and sell that thou hast, and give it to me...."
                            Exactly. Jesus wasn't covetous, nor was he a lawyer or banker. He didn't meet any of the requirements of being a joo. aGerman, to say otherwise shows ignorance and hateful slander, you silly kraut.
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                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • H. Montague Worthington
                              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2716

                              #164
                              Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                              It is impossible for Jesus to be a Jew. The Jews killed Jesus. Have you ever heard of Jew on Jew violence? No. You know why? Because according to their sick religion, the worst thing a Jew can do to another Jew is make them buy retail.

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                              • VampireSlayer
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                                • Aug 2009
                                • 28

                                #165
                                Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                                Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                                It is impossible for Jesus to be a Jew. The Jews killed Jesus. Have you ever heard of Jew on Jew violence? No. You know why? Because according to their sick religion, the worst thing a Jew can do to another Jew is make them buy retail.
                                Wrong. Throw a penny between two jews and you'll see why.

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